Hi.
Jim: Sakai does not own Vocaloid or-
Sakai: *shoots Jim* Yeah, I don't own this stuff.
Teto
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(INSERT HUGE SUPER LOUD CRASH SOUND THING HERE)
"Holy Mother of the Bread God!" I just heard this huge super loud crash sound thing. It was like... A huge super loud crash sound thing...
Did someone break in or something? 'Cuz that would be seriously dangerous. Unless it was a cat burglar... Cat burglars don't have weapons, right? Come to think of it, do thieves in general have weapons? Why would thay have weapons, anyways? They steal, not kill...
Wait, what was I talking about?
...
Oh yeah, this huge super loud crash sound thing.
What was it?
"... Teto...?" I turn and see one of my roommates, Uta Utane, sit up and rub her eyes. Her hat is still on. Does she sleep with her hat on? I've never seen her without it...
"Uta?"
"Teto?"
"Uta?"
"Teto?"
"... Defoko?"
"... DON'T CALL ME THAT."
"Oh, OK. Uta?"
"Teto?"
"Uta?"
"... This is boring. What was that sound from earlier?"
"Oh, the huge super loud crash sound thing?" Uta stared at me.
"... What?"
"The huge super loud crash sound thing! It woke me up a few..." I look at my watch. Wait, I don't have a watch. "Some time ago."
"Oh."
"Uta?"
"Oh for the love of-" Uta pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed, like she was irritated. I wonder why? "What."
"What do you think the huge super loud crash sound thing was?" Uta-nyan is always right.
"I dunno, a burglar?" I stiffened.
"U-um... do burglars use w-weapons?"
"Some do." I stiffened even more.
"W-why...?"
"So if someone catches them, they can kill that person and there are no witnesses." Even more stiffening-age.
"Are you scared?"
"N-no..."
"..."
"Yeah, you're scared."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are." I tackle her.
"NO, I'M NOT!"
"No, you're not."
"YES, I AM!"
"You're right." Uta hung her head in defeat.
"Damn straight." I growled. I realized what I just said. "WAIT, WHA-"
"ANYways. Since your scared of that noise thing, we're going to find out what it is." Uta stood up and brushed off her... pajamas?
"Awww... So cute..." It was a purple button up shirt and sweatpants, a classic. BUT WAIT. They had BUNNIES on them. I squealed and grabbed her arms, twirling around like a ballet dancer. "YOU'RE SO CUTE!"
"WHAT."
Hm? Oh, Momo is up. Momo Momone; she's the other girl in my room. She... also has her hat on...
I let go of Uta, who crashed to the floor, disoriented, and started to cry.
*SOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSNIFFSNIFFSOB*
"Teto-chan?" Momo looked at me, worried. Aww, so sweet. "Whats wrong? Why are you crying?"
"I, I, I... I FEEL LEFT OOOOUUUUUTT..." *SOBSOBSOB*
"Why, Teto-chan?" Momo put her hand on my shoulder.
"I... I d-don't..." *SOBITTYSOBSOBSOB*
"What is it?"
"I-I... I DON'T HAVE A HAT."
Akaito POV
Miku screamed. "IIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" For no reason.
"God, Miku, what the heck?" I stuck a finger in my ear and twisted it around.
Dell gave me a look. "That's disgusting, dude."
I stuck my tongue out at him. Screw maturity.
"Dell? Where did you come from?" Gumi poked him with her PSP.
"I-"
"LEMME GUESS YOU HOLED UP IN YOUR ROOM AND INVENTED A MACHINE THAT MAKES FOOD FALL FROM THE SKY BUT IT SCREWED UP AND TURNED INTO A BADASS TELEPORTATION THING."
We stared at her.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
No." Dell punched the author. "I came out of my room and got swept in the rave party." He called us a rave party. That's cool.
"Whatever. Hey, where's my bro?" The ice cream idiot didn't seem to be around here.
Gumi popped up again, her eyes shining... creeper-ishly. Her mouth was wide open in a OMFG-I-JUST-WON-THE-EFFING-LOTTERY-IMMA-GO-BUY-SOME-PERVERTED-STUFF smile.
We stared at her.
"What's your problem?"
She sqeed loudly and suddenly Kaito came up out of nowhere.
He looked confused. "Uh, why am I here? I was in the freezer a minute ago..." Then Gumi started shrieking and pushed Kaito at me.
"OMG IT'S LEIK YAOI AND INCEST AT THE SAME TIME I GOTTA GO TELL EVERYONE YOU GUYS STAY HERE GET COMFORTABLE AND GET IT GOIN' ON DELL DUN RUIN THE MOMENT BAAAAAAIIII!" She grabbed Dell's arm and charged through a wall, leaving a huge gaping hole.
"Wut."
Mikuo POV
Neru's scaring me... Nero's freaking out and shaking her. Zatsune is making sure he doesn't kill her. Tei is doing that floating thing. They're all slowly progressing forward. I'm just following them.
"Hatsune."
"What?" I look up and see Zatsune.
"You... Never mind." She turned back around and watches over Neru. Funny how the roles switch.
We walk in silence, even Nero quiet. He's in some trance and acting just like Neru; both of them scare me.
Tei is hovering backwards, eyeing us with interest. Her hands are behind her head and her legs are crossed, like she's on a lounge chair.
Suddenly, Nero crumples on the dark carpet and passes out. Everyone screams except Neru, who's staring at him blankly. Tei, amazingly, throws her knife to the side where it sticks into the wall and helps lift Nero with me.
"What happened?" I ask her.
She grunts. I look to Zatsune and Neru. Neru slumps and continues looking at Nero, her expression never changing. Zatsune is holding her up.
"Crap..." she mutters. Then she joins Nero in the world of unconsciousness.
Neru stares, still emotionless. She seems to subconsciously support Zatsune to keep her from falling.
Tei grabs at her head, groaning. '"W-we gotta get out of here... There's something in the air..." Her knees buckle, but she straightens up and takes Neru's free hand, pulling us all forward.
This is like one of those apocalyse based movies where everyone but the main character passes out/disappears/dies and the main character struggles but saves them all with some desperate yet morally meaningful action. Tei's the main character here. Me and Neru'll probably faint later on.
"Guys?" 3 girls run up from behind us and help with Nero and Zatsune. It's Pinky's sister, Drillhead, and 2 I've never met before. They're all wearing hats...
"What happened?" asks one. She has pink hair lighter than Pinky and Drillhead's but darker than Tei's. Her beret is green. Green Hat.
"I dunno..." I mumble. "They just passed out."
Tei speaks out louder than I am and overpowering my voice. "There's something in the air. I don't know what it is, but it's almost undetectable and results in fainting."
The other one, dressed entirely in purple with half-lidded eyes, flicks her hair back slightly and says nothing, nodding. Purple. Is everyone color-coded around here?
Green Hat reaches under her hat and pulls out 7 surgical masks. "Put these on."
Everyone but Drillhead puts them on.
"Why doesn't Dri-, um, that girl put one on? Did we run out?" It would probably be rude to call her Drillhead.
"Teto? Oh, she doesn't need one." Tei swiftly ties the mask strings behind her head. "She's pretty much immune to stuff like this. Even chloroforme has no effect on her." Teto, huh?
"Wow. That's awesome. So, uh..." I turn to Green Hat and Purple. "Why are you here?"
Green Hat points at Teto. "She heard a loud sound."
"IT WAS A SUPER LOUD CRASH SOUND THING."
"Ok... Who are you guys?"
"I'm Momo Momone." says Green Hat.
"Oh. Hi."
"I'm U-" Before she can finish, we hear a huge crash coming from where we're headed.
Without thinking, Teto, Purple, and I run toward the sound. Teto turns a corner without slowing down.
I crash into a wall.
Purple skids to a stop next to me and pulls out a dagger from her... hat? WTF?
"Stay back." she orders. I can't really do anything else, so I trot back.
Tei was probably gonna run after us, but I had let go of Nero and she was then responsible for him. Momo had vanished. Without a word, she threw Nero at me and ran back a few steps, yanking her knife out of the wall. Then she raced past us and around the corner, her shoulder taking a out a chunk of the wall.
Amazing.
I dragged Nero forward, Neru slowly following with Zatsune.
It was beautiful.
There was Teto in some sort of wrestling match with a fat guy in a ski mask. Ski Mask.
Tei was throwing her butcher knife, slicing at Ski Mask and practically warping to the other side to catch it and throw it again.
Purple was methodically pulling daggers from her hat and letting them fly toward the fat guy.
So. Much. Violence.
They weren't trying to kill him though. It was more of a maul-to-near-death thing.
"Go get him!" I yelled. Ski Mask looked up at me and Teto prepared to kick him.
Then the wierdest thing happened. Teto grew bat wings and floated up in the air slightly her belt became undone and waved around, like a tail. Spinning in midair, her foot connected with Ski Mask's face, full force. There was a loud cracking sound and blood flowed freely out of the man's now broken nose.
"Hmph." The wings disappeared and the belt relooped itself.
"That..." I trailed off. How would I describe this...? "... That was freaking awesome." Eh, close enough.
Tei did that ninja thing again, appearing behind me. I almost screamed.
Purple twitched.
OK, maybe I did scream...
"HOW DARE YOU!" Ski Mask was standing, holding his bleeding face and pointing at Teto with his other hand. "GIVE IT BACK!"
Teto was holding a dirty sack that was filled with what looked like laundry. Wait, what? Laundry?
I stared at Ski Mask. "You stole laundry? Lame, man. Lame." He glared at me, furious.
"IT'S NOT LAME! GIVE IT BACK, DAMMIT!"
I stuck my tongue out at him. "Tei, FALCON PUNCH HIM!"
Tei zoomed forward and slammed her fist into his stomach. A loud, deep male voice yelled 'FALCON PUNCH!' Her hand disappeared into his fat for a sec and he was knocked back.
"Damn straight." Purple growled.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Teto screamed and threw the sack away from herself like it was poisinous.
"Teto-chan?" Momo comes back and puts her hand on Teto's shoulder like a therapist. So professional. "What happened?" This is the second tome she's said that. Is it her catch phrase or something?
Teto gulps and points a trembling finger at the bag on the floor.
Purple and Tei check it before flinging it away like Teto, their faces filled with distaste. Momo takes a look and squeaks before dropping it and edging to the side, blushing. I blink. "What's in there?"
"NOTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW." They all say it simeltaneously and very loudly.
"OK..."
They then proceed to beat up Ski Mask even further while I stand there watching. Oh, and Neru's there too, but she's staring at the chunk of wall on the floor.
"'Kays now, see ya!" Teto waves at us as she drags the unconcious Ski Mask(they force-fed him a pill from Momo's hat) in the direction of the counter. I don't know if I can still call him Ski Mask. They took it off and it was a bald middle aged man with a fake 'stache. And it wasn't even a mask. It was a sock with holes in it.
We all said bye(except Purple, she also passed out) and went into the parking lot. Hm, it does smell cleaner out here than inside...
Eh.
Sakai: That sucked.
Luki: Yeah, it did.
Sakai: You suck, too.
Sakai and Luki: *go all angsty in a corner*
Len: ...