Yo.
I have nothing against homosexuals. LOVE IS LOVE, PEEPS.
Disclaimer: ... You get the point.
They all sat there in a circle. The blue idiot and his red brother had been shoved against eachother; the blue one half asleep, the red one irritated beyond belief.
"Would it kill you to scooch over a bit?" yelled Akaito.
"Zzzzzz..." Kaito drooled a bit and it dripped onto Gumi's shoulder.
Gumi didn't notice. She seemed more intent on getting the brothers 'together'. To fufill her crazy yaoi dream. And trying to defeat the evil boss dude on her PSP game.
She was crazy.
She really was.
The band members that had fled the room were in the middle of the hall, too tired to move and scaring the occasional midnight guests into thinking they were indians that had gotten lost and were sacrificing people to the gods for a map. Or a GPS. 'Cuz the gods are so into technology these days.
Miku had curled up in the center of the circle, scared to the point she was crying. The 'occasional midnight visitors' were ghosts in her eyes, ghosts that scared her senseless.
"I wanna go home..." Dell murmured; his cigarettes had been knocked away during the rave.
"Yeah, this sucks." Luki, the tuna head, shook off Gakupo, who was trying to braid his hair.
Gakupo whined and moved on, to Dell.
"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!"
A loud crash was heard and Gakupo was then headfirst in the girls' bathroom. And then the girls screamed at him. And hit him. And... Wow. Lead pipes? Seriously?
His mangled body was chucked out a window and sent plummeting 14 floors down to the ground.
BOOM.
They're gonna find something interesting in the parking lot...
Outside in the parking lot, Tei threw Gakupo's limp body onto Uta, Nero, and Zatsune Miku's.
"There, now we have a nice neat pile of knocked out people."
"Shouldn't we take them to a hospital...?" Mikuo asked.
"... I'm sure they'll be fine."
"I can't believe they canceled it." grumbled Rin. Due to medical conditions and boredom, the 3-day stay at the pool had been cut off. How tragic.
Luka sat in a wheelchair, muttering to herself. No, she had not gotten hurt at all during the swimming trip. She got hurt getting out of the car. Her foot caught and she fell, spraining her ankle.
... Why the heck was she in a wheelchair? She should totally be on crutches.
At least Gakupo wasn't around to bother her. He was in a coma, had been for 4 days(with multiple other people). Ah, sweet bliss.
Luka could understand why everyone, and she meant EVERYONE, hated on Gakupo. There was the matter of his hair. Apparently having girly hair colors while being male was a secret language for 'gay.' Luki had never lived it down, but Gakupo had it worse. He had LONG hair, and it was TIED UP. In a girly fashion, nonetheless.
Practically an invitation to haters.
Then there was his... attitide. He was a gentleman, in a sense. But a very annoying one. Very, VERY annoying. And way too trustful and forgiving. He was easy to prank this way.
So haters would take the ridiculously easy shot, knowing they would never get blocked from his various accounts(Facebook, Twitter, etc.).
Why was she thinking about this anyways?
BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM.
Luka sighed. Lately, the author had been butting into the story, thus breaking the fourth wall.
She didn't love him.
THEN YOU LIKE HIM.
No, she didn't.
And then there's a huge arguement on that. Of course, the author stopped it by threatening her love lif- I mean asking nicely for Luka to shut up.
Then Yuki walked in and saw Luka talking to thin air. Or full air. Whatever. Yuki, not being used to conversing with the person manipulating her every move, was naturally freaked out, so she ran off to her bro.
Luka looked up, hearing the door slam.
"What just happened?" There was no reply. "Hello? Author? Hellooooo?"
But the author had already ditched her.
"WHAT?"
Mikuo stared at the door. So intent. So, so intent. So, so, so inte-
YO.
"Oh hi Author!" Mikuo was one of the few who weren't always pissed off at the author. He was the main character after all. He should appreciate it. "How's it going with the kids?"
... I'M NOT MARRIED.
"Oh."
And then there was a meaningless conversation about alpacas.
And then the author left.
HI RIN-CHAN.
... KAGAMINE.
"Hi!" said Rin.
"Why can't you call me by my first name like Rin?" asked[whined] Len.
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU.
"Wh-wha-?" Len looked like he was gonna cry. So the author speeded up the process.
... SHOTA.
Len ran off, wailing.
AND YET I COMPLAIN ABOUT FAVORITISM. BUT IT'S OK. THIS IS LEN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
"Yup." Rin shoved an orange down her throat. "Len is like an immortal practice dummy you can't blow to tiny, bite-sized pieces but still comes back to life in the end."
The author ditched yet another Vocaloid member.
"WE HAVE NEW MEMBERS!" yelled Miku. She had apparently recovered from the hotel incident(she went to a therapist *cough*Momo*cough*) and she twirled around like a ballerina or something.
"WHAT?" yelled Mikuo. "THERE'S ALREADY BEEN 2 MEMBERS ADDED BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A RECORDING!"
"Nah, it's all good. We only work, like, once every 2 months. This is pretty normal." Miku shrugged and took a swig of Negi Cola. "We've still got maybe a week before we hit the usual time."
"Oh." They sat and drank their soda quietly. "Do you know them?"
"Nope."
"Whut. So you don't even know who the newbies are?" Mikuo scoffed. "Aren't you guys supposed to know about this stuff?"
"Yeah, but... It's Kiyoteru's fault. He's freaking crazy. He's all 'It'll be a nice suprise and stuff' but truthfully I don't think he knows anything about them either."
In his office, Kiyoteru narrowly avoided choking on his coffee. He didn't know why, but it felt like someone had just discovered one of his (numerous) secrets.
"Mou..." Teto sat on air, wings flapping and bored. "There's nothing to do..." Uta was still being treated for the gas stuff from the hotel(Ski Mask was the culprit; he was just a perverted thief that stole women's clothing) and Momo was sent to a therapist after having a glimpse inside Miku's head. After being Miku's therapist. Rather ironic, hm?
Balancing carefully so she was parallel with the floor, she slowly levitated herself over her bed and collapsed. She was so bored...
Wait.
Maybe Rin and SeeU would help her overcome her lethargy. Excited, she re-extended her wings and zipped out of the room.
In the hallway on the way to Kiyoteru's room, Yuki felt something zoom past her. She closed her eyes and counted to 10. No way she was ever going to try coffee. Nope. Never again.
SeeU's mechanical ears twitched when she heard the doorbell ring. She opened the front door just as the taxi drove off, leaving behing wispy clouds of smoke.
She blinked in surprise as 2 ahoges bounced toward her.
"Hello? We're the new singers for Vocaloid!" said one.
She stared, her lips parted slightly in shock.
"Um... This is the Vocaloid headquarters, right? Crap, did we get lost? AGAIN?"
Rin: ...
Mikuo: Should we say something?
Luki and Sakai: *still in angst-mode*
Len: *crying*
Haku: *being pushed in by Neru* H-hi... *sees Luki and Sakai* Oh... *joins the emo group*
Neru: She's hopeless.
Len: SHE HATES MEEEEE!