This one was inspired by the oh so hilarious scene in "In Birth and Death."
"Talk dirty to me." She drawled into the phone as if automatically.
"I think…hm.." Morgan started. JJ watched amused at Morgan and Strauss' reactions.
"This is Section Chief Erin Strauss." Strauss said, the disapproval evident in her voice.
"Ma'am." Garcia replied in shock. "I think it goes without saying that I was expecting it to be someone else."
Later that day…
"Penelope Garcia's office, how may I help you?" She answers warily.
"When have you ever answered a phone call so seriously Baby Girl? Whatever happened to 'talk dirty to me'?" Morgan teased.
"Strauss happened." She replied with a groan of embarrassment.
"Sure, but it's just you and me now sugar." He replied with a smirk.
"That it is Hot Stuff." She replied, the usual teasing lilt coming back once more. "So do I get my wish, handsome?"
"What wish?" He asked in faux confusion. She laughed that gorgeously throaty laugh of hers.
"You just want to hear me say it again." She replied knowingly.
"So what if I do mamma, you going to hold out on me?" He replied with a pout.
"I could never hold out on you, and if I did you'd use those skills of yours to get it out of me." She teased with a smile before complying with his wish: "Talk dirty to me." Her voice was low and throaty and he almost growled at the sound.
"You know how hard it was to not let on earlier? How hard it was to look JJ in the eye and pretend like it was just our usual banter and not more? You are in so much trouble baby girl."
"What you going to do to me Agent Morgan?" She asked, anticipation evident in her voice.
"Oh I have lots of options…lots of options." He replied with a grin. "You know what I can do with a pair of handcuffs sugar." He led her mind to the last time they'd played that type of game.
"That I do hot stuff. But you've done that before, no other tricks to pull out of that gorgeous head of yours?" She teased with a smile.
"I do have a few tricks you've yet to experience, maybe this time you'll beg me to go on…maybe this time I'll leave you wanting more…maybe you'll wake the neighbours…" he trailed off with a smirk knowing exactly how he would be affecting her.
Her eyes had fluttered closed as he spoke, her mind conjuring up all sorts of delicious feelings, images and possibilities.
"You, Derek Morgan, know just how to make a girl swoon." She replied, her voice slightly breathy.
"Only you Garcia, but I wouldn't have it any other way." He said before her voice came through as business like once more and they exchanged their quick goodbyes.
What'd you think?
Just so you know, this'll be updated as and when my muse heads this way after watching one of these two's wonderfully flirty conversations :)