Just a wee note to start: these aren't in any particular order, just as I watch the wee scenes and get inspired, the MG picspam from 'princesskiwi07' on LJ helped inspire this one.

This one is using two scenes from the same episode, but in the 'wrong' order, let's just pretend they happened in this order please =)

I don't own CM.

Inspired by this gem of a scene…

"Garcia what the hell is Charon?"

"If I figure it out does it earn me a night of passionate love-making ?"

"Most definitely, Sweetness. With Reid."

Later that day…

"With Reid, handsome? Really?" Garcia asked with a pout, "Is it not worth a night with you?" She continued, really going for it with the mock upset.

"You don't need to do anything to earn a night with me sweetness, all you have to do is say the word." He said with a smile, imagining the pout on her gorgeously kissable lips dissolving into a smile at his words.

"I don't? Well in that case, what do I have to say handsome?" she asked, the her usual teasing lilt creeping into her voice.

"You, baby girl should know exactly what to say."

"Pretty please big bad agent Morgan, won't you take me to bed?" She teased.

"I would if this wasn't over the phone Baby Girl…" He trailed off. "But once I get back I'll make good on that request sweetness."

"I'll hold you to that hot stuff." She replied with a grin.

"I know you will Baby Girl, and I look forward to it." He said, his voice deep and rich in her ear.

"There's another call coming through, handsome, I gotta go. Wonder if Boy Genius wants to talk dirty…" She joked with a smirk as she heard a tiny growl on the other end before she hung up.

Later still…

"Look, we need as close to the real voice as you can get and anything that might be in the background. Can you do it?" He asked, his eyes hungrily devouring the image of his baby girl on the computer screen in front of him.

"Okay, you know how on Star Trek when Captain Kirk asks McCoy to so something totally impossible and McCoy says: 'Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a miracle worker!'" She replies with a large smile, her eyes roaming over his features, taking in every inch of his deliciously handsome face as if she hadn't seen him in years rather than the few days.

"Hey are you telling me not to expect a miracle?" He asked with a smile, his eyes with the familiar glint as he waited for her reply.

"No I'm saying I'm not a doctor." She replied with an equally large grin, her eyes sparkling as she heard his familiar laugh before he spoke:

"That's my girl." He said, with a smile to match hers, both of their faces lighting up before they disconnected. Both getting back to work with smiles on their faces.

Later that night…

"Evening Handsome, to what do I owe the pleasure of your lovely telephone voice?" She drawled into the phone after seeing his name flash up on her caller ID.

"We've just sealed it, but we can't fly out till morning." He replied, his voice sounding strained and her eyebrows drew together in worry.

"Morgan, are you ok?" She asked softly.

"I'm fine Baby Girl, I just had to hear your voice." He replied with a sigh.

"Well I can go one better, do you have your laptop with you?" She asked.

"Yeah."

"Turn the wonderful piece of technology on then and you can even see me." She said with a smile when she heard the start up music knowing that she'd get to see him too.

"It's on now." He replied.

"I know handsome, see that mouse moving, that would be me." She said with a smile, turning on his video call and then activating her own. "That's me hanging up now Hot Stuff, but two seconds and this'll load and we'll continue from there."

They both waited with baited breath to see the face of the other on their screen and when the image loaded she smiled before speaking into her headset.

"You look as handsome as ever hot stuff, but shouldn't you get some sleep?" She asked, concern evident in both her voice and her face as he watched the serious expression find its way on to her face.

He smiled slightly at her worry, watching every change to her expression as she watched him. "Can't sleep baby." He said softly.

"Well then, I'll have to keep you entertained…" She trailed off with a cheeky grin and a laugh as he quirked an eyebrow at her in question.

"Entertained? Baby Girl, where are you?" He asked, a smile gracing his lips. She laughed softly.

"I, my chocolate god, are in luck, I happen to be home."

"Do you now, and just what do you intend to do to keep me entertained Ms Garcia?" He asked with his usual teasing smile.

"That, Agent Morgan, is classified information." She replied with a massive smile stretching across her face. "You'll have to wait and see…"

"You're going to show me in a minute sweetness, hows about you give me a clue?" He asked with a pout and her eyes sparkled as she laughed.

"Now why would I do that and spoil the surprise?" she teased with a smile.

"Cos I asked nicely..?" He asked with a pout and she laughed.

"Don't use those puppy dog eyes on me!" She exclaimed with a smile.

"Why not?" He asked making them more pronounced. "Will they work?"

"No they will not, and you won't get to see what I was going to do to entertain you…"

"But Baby Girl.." he pouted.

"Put that lip away, you can't put it to good use from up there so put it away." She replied with a wink, leaning forward and placing her head on her hand, watching as his eyes sparkled at her and the view she was now showing him.

He groaned softly at the sight before him, "You Penelope Garcia, are a tease." He growled into the headpiece.

"What? Me, handsome?" She asked mock innocently, her smile giving her away. She knew exactly what she was doing.

"Yes, you baby." He replied with a grin as he gazed at the sight before him hungrily. She blushed slightly under his gaze, still not quite believing that he was looking at her like that.

"Well I can't imagine why you'd think that.." She said with a smile her eyes sparkling with mischief. "I have every intention of the full pay out. I wouldn't dare string you along like this handsome, I know what you can do with a pair of handcuffs and that mouth of yours, remember?"

"Of course I remember." He growled, his eyes darkening with lust as he remembered.

"…that was fun that was…" She trailed off as if caught up in her own thoughts.

"Are you trying turn me on while I can't even touch you baby girl?" He asked, his voice husky.

"Maybe." She sing songed and laughed as she watched him break out in a smile.

"What did I do to deserve you?" He asked with a smile, but his eyes were serious. "You always know exactly what I need when I need it. You always know just what to do or say to distract me, stop me from tumbling into the dark." He said with all the honesty in the world.

"I just do what you do handsome, I use every asset at my disposal to keep you on the light side, and you do the exact same for me. Even when you don't realise it." She replied back, sitting back in her seat once more.

"Thank you Pen." He said with sincerity and she smiled.

"No thanks necessary handsome, you just get that tush back and we'll do some other, more entertaining forms of distractions.." She said with a smile before the disconnected with goodnights.

what d'you think?