Author's note: Hey guys! Well, this is the first 'plan' to make Captain Hitsugaya completely lose it (: I'm still needing ideas - I have 39. Haha. Well, please review! I'll try to update as soon as poss. (:

~Rainbow Fruit Loop.


One Hundred Ways to Make Captain Hitsugaya Throw a Temper Tantrum.
~Chapter 2~

Number One.
Fill
up every, single container in his bedroom with water.

"I'm sure this isn't a good idea." Yumichika Ayasegawa warned, as the group of six shunpo-ed to Captain Hitsugaya's house.

"C'mon! Don't be such a spoilsport!" Rangiku cooed.

Renji had managed to convince Ichigo Kurosaki to help.

God knows why he's in Soul Society, but whatever.

"It'll be fun to annoy Tōshirō." He had said.

And so Renji, Ichigo, Rangiku, Ikkaku, Yumichika and Shūhei were off to the Tenth Squad Captain's house to fulfill the first thing on the list.

"So, what will we do if he's there?" Shūhei asked.

"Oh. Um, we'll be sneaky. In fact, I should have brought my black spy suit!" Rangiku gushed.

All of the males were silent, as they let an image of Rangiku wearing a tight, black spy suit float around their heads.

The group finally arrived at Tōshirō's house. It was surprisingly large.

"How do we get in?" Ichigo asked, reaching for his Zanpakutō.

"No! Don't break a hole through his wall, dumbass!" Renji growled, shoving Ichigo's arm out of the way.

"Who are ya calling 'dumbass', jerk?" Ichigo demanded, scowling.

"You're the one who thought it would be subtle to destroy his house!" Renji retorted.

"Guys! Shut up or get a room already!" Ikkaku hissed, smirking.

Both Renji and Ichigo turned red.

"Freak." They both muttered under their breaths.

"Alright. Let's get going!" Rangiku enthused.

They all snuck around the side of the house.

"There's an open window." Shūhei commented.

"Yeah! Who's small enough to go in through it?" Rangiku asked.

It seems to me that she's the 'leader' of the group.

I wanted to be leader.

"Yumichika." Ichigo commented, smirking.

"Well, it is true that I am lithe enough to fit, yes." Yumichika said, flicking his hair.

"Get your ass in there." Ikkaku said, grinning wildly. "I wanna annoy Tōshirō now!"

"Gee, have patience, Ikkaku. Impatience is not a beautiful virtue." Yumichika commented, wriggling through the window.

"Yeah, well, whatever."


Once the entire group had made their way into Tōshirō's house, they made their way to his bedroom.

They were pleased to note that he was absent.

"Wasn't there a Captains' meeting today?" Shūhei asked, looking around.

"Something like that." Renji mumbled.

"So, why are we here, exactly?" Yumichika asked.

"Right. I want everyone to find anything that can hold water, and fill it up." Rangiku instructed. "There's water in the en suite bathroom. When you've filled up the item, place it in the centre of the room."

Ichigo grinned, and picked up a random dish. He strode into the bathroom, and filled it up. He then placed it in the centre of the room.

Renji watched in amusement as the little group got to work. They were picking up (and filling) everything; from stray boxes to toothbrush mugs to drinking glasses.

If this doesn't make him angry, I don't know what will.


Tōshirō's shoulders hurt. It had been a long Captains' meeting, and now he felt stiff.

So he was completely unprepared to walk into his house, and find every single dish filled with water.

What the hell?

There were dishes, glasses, vases, lids, mugs, containers. Everything was in the centre of the room, filled with water.

There was no where for the small Captain to stand.

Tōshirō scowled. He was more confused than angry. He looked around.

He thought he saw a face at the window, but dismissed the idea.

How am I going to get rid of the water? It's everywhere!

And I don't want to spill it.

He reached for his Zanpakutō, whilst shaking his head.

Whoever did this will be sorry.

"Sit upon the frozen heavens! Hyōrinmaru!" he yelled.

Every drop of water turned to ice, and then promptly shattered.

There.


"Aw, damn it! He didn't throw a temper tantrum!" Rangiku whined.

The six of them were now huddling around a random bush in Tōshirō's garden.

"Maybe 'cause he had a solution?" Ikkaku asked, crossing his arms.

"Maybe. You know, we could get in a lot of trouble of he found out it was us." Yumichika stated. "I don't want Kenpachi going ape on me."

"Chill, Yumichika." Ichigo said, not being helpful.

It's ok for him.He doesn't have a position to lose.

"We'll meet in the bar, same time tomorrow," Rangiku started. "And we'll start plan two."

Mission failed.