Hello, it's me your hostess, Monica! Our first guest is…Ritsuka! Give him a hand everybody!
(Audience claps and cheers as Ritsuka walks in.)
Where am I? Who are you?
You're in Ask…The Loveless Characters! Talk show and I'm your hostess Monica! But it's not you who will be asking the questions, it is the audience who reviewed me.
I didn't agree-
You don't have to. Anyway, here's our first question submitted by MewCherryBlossom1; Well, have you ever been mistaken for a girl? I don't mean to be rude but you look a lot like a girl, when i first saw you I thought wow what an adorable little girl! And when I found out you were a boy I just fell head over heels in love! And that's all I'd like to say ^/^
What! No! I haven't been mistaken for a girl! (Blushes)
Ritsuka, we all know you're not telling the truth.
Fine, once.
Once?
Twice!
Okay, next question!
There's more?
This is a talk show. Okay here's the next question-well set, submitted by CrapXhead; Ritsuka, have you ever wore bondage? And would you ever sing the 'heternaide yo onii-chan!(Kagamine Len)' song for Seimei :3(that would be soooo cute ω)? Are you planning on losing your ears soon ô‿ô? When are you going to admit you love Soubi? Would yo ever wear booty shorts? Remember, you have to answer truthfully.
No, I haven't ever wore bondage! I still have my ears, (points to ears).
Okay, answer the rest.
Maybe.
Maybe you'll answer the rest?
No, maybe I'd sing 'heternaide yo onii-chan!(Kagamine Len), for Seimei.
Alright, next.
No, I'm not planning on losing my ears soon! I'm twelve!
Okay….
I'm not going to admit my love for Soubi, I don't love him!
TRUTH!
Fine, next time I see him….
Okay last question. (Smiles evilly thinking about when Ritsuka will see Soubi next….)
Last as in there's no more?
No, last in this set.
Okay…maybe.
You say maybe a lot. Okay! This question is submitted by CrapXhead again! Here it is; lol, I know one more XD! Ritsuka, is there ever been an old creepy guy come to you and asked if you wanted to come with him is his van for free candy?
Yes.
Really…?
Yep.
Okay then…Last question!
Very last?
Yep!
Alright!
You seem happy.
I am!
Okay, here it is submitted by NightGem; Questions for Ritsuka: Soubi, technically, isn't your destined Fighter. Do you ever think about the person who's out there whose name is Loveless? What would you do if you met that person?
Also, do you believe Soubi when he says he loves you? Or do you think it's just because of Seimei. And speaking of your brother, do you still love him? He's put a lot of people through a lot of pain, after all.
That's it, hehe. ^_^
No! I don't believe Soubi when he tells me he loves me! He was told to by Seimei!
Two questions down in one….
THIS IS A SET!
Yep. Last one!
Yes, I do still love him. He's my brother after all.
Okay, that's it! Join in next time with Soubi! There's also a special surprise, in waiting (winks)!