Hi, this is Monica on Ask…The Loveless Characters! Okay, we have Soubi up next, and a lot of GREAT questions for him. Also, I have a special surprise in store for all of you. Okay, here he is!

(Soubi walks in.)

Okay, Soubi! You on my talk show, Ask…The Loveless Characters! Here's our first question, submitted by Mew Twins Salt and Pepper,

Pepper: Ok, are you gay or boi sexull?

Salt: And do you actully need thoughs glasses or are they just for show?

I never agreed to do this.

TOO BAD! ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION! Sorry, please answer the question Soubi, or I will torture you with my new torture machine I just bought, and I will keep you in the basement of my house so you will never see Ritsuka again. (Smiles cheerfully)

(Stares) Okay, I'm Bi.

Okay….now the other one.

No, I don't need the glasses. They're just for show.

That defeats the purpose of glasses, but okay….NEXT QUESTION!

Do you have to yell?

YES! This one's submitted by the so far very loyal CrapXhead. Haha XD Omg, poor Ritsuka and the creepy old perverts(Thought, Ritsuka you do know what they sing in that ong from Len right?)! Okay Soubi, if you were a superhero and Ritsuka was a princes who needed to be saved by you, what dress would make you him wear 8D? And how is it possible that you're so f***ing sexy?

He sang that song!

Soubi, he said he might, just ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!

Hmmmm, (stares dreamily into the distance)

(Is creeped out) Um, Soubi, can you stop dreaming about Ritsuka and answer the question-

Red or pink.

Ummmmmmmmmm, Okaaaaaaaaay…next…

Um, I don't know..?

Alrighty then. Soubi doesn't know he's sexy….NEXT QUESTION! Submitted by guaranteed sweet. i have a question for Soubi:

What does Ritsuka taste like?

Lollipops and candy.

Hm, that's….different. NEXT! Submitted by AllKnowingNiko, (Again, so sorry about the delay!) NIKO GOTZ A QUESTION!

...Okay, I have FIVE questions.

Number one: If you were playing Truth or Dare with Rits, Kio, Youji, Natsuo, Kouya, Yamato, Yuiko, Yayoi, and ME, what would be the first truth/dare you would ask, and who would you ask it of?

Number two: Would you sing the Best Friend song by Toybox to Ritsuka? That would make this fan girl VERY happy... XD

Number three: If a fan girl maybe attacked you -shifty eyes- what would you do?

Number four: If you had met Rits through NORMAL circumstances, say at some kind of social event or the arcade, do you think you would have still fallen in love with him?

And number five: Soubi, if a fan girl asked you to (XD MEEEE!) would you take Rits's ears and TAPE it? (PLEASE say yes because I SO wanna see that!)

Thanks so much!

-Niko

YAY! THERE'S LOTS!

Ritsuka, and if he said truth ask him if he likes me and if he said dare, make him sing…Barbie Girl.

You're evil Soubi. Okay, continue.

…

SAY YES!

Yes….

What!

Can you attack him? It would make my day. Not that I hate you Soubi, but that would make my day….I can't do it myself, I'm the host.

(Majorly creeped out)

ONTO THE NEXT!

Yes, I would have.

AWWW, HOW SWEET!

Okay, last one…? (Hopeful look)

Yes last one, then I have a surprise.

Oh no…..

You'll like this one.

Yes! Always!

You are one extreme pervert.

(Raises eyebrows)

NOW FOR THE SURPRISE!

Uh-Oh…

Bring out Ritsuka!

(Ritsuka comes out)

(Soubi raises eyebrows)

I LOVE YOU SOUBI!

Umm, maybe we should close this show so we can give Ritsuka and Soubi some privacy.

(Soubi and Ritsuka start making out)

I hope everyone is happy….