SO SORRY! I'VE AHD SCHOOL!
Anyway...
This story is dedicayed to the AllKnowingNico, who was the ONLY person who submitted questions...
I DO NOT OWN LOVELESS
ENJOY!
Hi everyone, this is Monica and this is the ask…the Loveless Characters! Talk show!
Today we'll be interviewing…RITSU!
(Ritsu walks in and the audience boos and throws stuff at him)
(Frying pan hits him in the head)
OW!
Too bad…
Too bad what?
You're still alive…ANYWAY! Welcome to the Ask…The Loveless Characters talk show! I'm your hostess Monica!
Wait…what?
We'll be asking you questions(Not many) and you'll answer…WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! Now, ALL questions submitted by the AllKnowingNiko.
What?
Okay, here they are! FLIP I'M SO HAPPY YOU MADE MY DAY THANK YOU! SO now... questions for that evil being Ritsu-sama! Hee hee, life is now going to be HELL for you, Ritsu-sama!
QUESTION ONE: Do you love Soubi? I kinda got that from the anime... BWA!
QUESTION TWO: Why did you start the school for Fighters? Why do Fighters even exist? BWA!
QUESTION THREE: Okay, this one isn't really a question vut a comment for ya THANK YOU SO MUCH during that whole sequence when Soubi was having flashbacks to your "private training" I literally starting drooling so THANK YOU once again ^.^
QUESTION FOUR: Unfortunately for you, this one actually is a question! During the "private training" with Soubi... were you pretty much turned on? ^.^ I just crossed the line into awesomeness!
QUESTION FIVE: Same as question one for Soubi. If you were playing Truth or Dare with Rits, Soubi, Yuiko, Yayoi, Youji, Natsuo, and ME, what's the first truth/dare you would ask and who would you ask it of? XD I LOVE this question!
Last one, QUESTION SIX: ...how many people have been to your private training sessions OTHER than Soubi? I gotta know. PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
FIRST!
Yes, I do love him.
You're boring.
I answered the question.
Quite blandly too. NEXT!
Ummmm, that's classified imformation….
That really disturbs me.
Why?
I dunno, it just does. Comment if it disturbs you!
…..
NEXT!
You're welcome.
(Shivers) Such a creepy old man….. NEXT!
Soubi was here?
Yeeesss….why do you want to know…?
….(Smiles)
ANSWER THE GOD DAMNED QUESTION YOU RAPIST!
Why would I be playing truth or dare?
Because Soubi's there.
And why would Soubi be there?
I dunno.
I'd dare Soubi to kiss me…or other things…
OH MY LORD GOD! YOU ARE AN EXTREME RAPIST! POLICE! POLICE!
You're very dramatic aren't you?
Yes I am! I aced drama three years in a row!
And that's an accomplishment?
SHUT UP RAPIST!
How many…Hmmm
(Thinks deeply for a long time)
I am verrrrrrrry creeeeped out riiiiight now….
A lot.
….alrighty then.
(Stares at me)
Why are you staring at me?
(Still staring)
Why…?
(Again, still staring)
….
….
….
….
Are you a fighter?
WHAT?
Are you a fighter?
I don't know….
Do you want to be?
Hell Yeah!
(Smiles creepily)
AHHHHHHH! DON'T RAPE ME!
(Runs off screen)
(Ritsu follows)
Ummm, high…I'm Adam, the special effects guy….and the one who threw a frying pan at Ritsu. Monica's tiedup right now…
(Screaming from behind curtain)
Maybe literally.
(More screaming.)
So I'm going to close the show before I save her….so bye..?
(Adam rushes off behind curtain)
HOW WAS IT!
Remember, next is...Yaoyi!
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