Author's note: Hey guys! I updated sooner than I thought I would. Hahaha. Credit for this chapter goes to tii-chan17. Thanks so much! (: Well, please keep the reviews coming! You guys inspire me!

Oh, and the bold lines below the gobbledegook, are, obviously, what is being said. You know, I Google searched how to speak gibberish/gobbledegook, and (apparently) you have to add either 'idiga' or 'othag' in front of a vowel. So I used both (not both in front of one vowel, but you know what I mean) :P But that is why the words seem so loooooong. Before you look at the 'answer' - try to guess what is being said! (:

~Rainbow Fruit Loop

One Hundred Ways to Make Captain Hitsugaya Throw a Temper Tantrum.
~Chapter 10~

Number Nine.

Speak in Gobbledegook/Gibberish all day.

"Gobbledegook?" Shūhei asked.

"Yeah! You know, speaking whilst making no sense at all!" Rangiku enthused.

She passed the members of the group a small badge each.

"What's this?" Ichigo asked, running a hand through his spiky orange hair.

"Badges, of course!" Rangiku said, rolling her light blue eyes.

"Right."

Everyone in the group took a closer look at theirs.

Ichigo's read "Assistant Annoyer", and was a bright orange. Renji's, Shūhei's, Kenpachi's, and Yachiru's (she was considered a member of the 'squad') read the same, but were red, black, yellow and baby pink respectively. Yumichika's read: "Beautiful Assistant Annoyer", whilst Ikkaku's read "Bald Assistant Annoyer".

"And, before we start, I would like to introduce a new member into the group." Rangiku said solemnly, whilst placing her own hot pink "Leading Annoyer" badge on her shirt.

Momo smiled shyly. "Hello."

"I decided to invite Lieutenant Hinamori! She's known my Captain for the longest, so she'll know what really irritates him!" Rangiku explained.

"Are you a Lieutenant?" Ichigo questioned, peering at a timid Momo.

"Yes."

"Are you a good fighter?"

"I'm quite good at Kido." Momo replied modestly.

"Oh."

"But anyways! We're getting distracted! We have to speak in Gobbledegook all day!" Rangiku said.

"Okay!" the group agreed, really having no idea what they were doing.

"Gothagoidigaod midigaornothaging, Shothagiridigao-chothagan!" Ikkaku called, walking past the grouchy Captain.

"Good morning, Shiro-chan."

"Pardon?" Tōshiro asked incredulously.

What did he just say?

I must not have heard him correctly.

"Othagi sidigaaothagid 'Gothagoidigaod midigaornothaging'!" Ikkaku said, raising his eyebrows at the confused Captain.

"I said 'Good morning'."

"Why are you speaking like you are mentally retarded?" Tōshiro questioned, scowling.

"Othagi'm nidigaot. Othagit's idigaa lidigaangothaguidigaagothage!" Ikkaku exclaimed.

"I'm not. It's a language."

Tōshiro heaved a sigh, and stalked off from the obviously brain-dead, tongue tied third seat.

"Sothageidigae yothagoidigau lothagatidigaer!"

"See you later!"

"Hidigaellothago, Shothagiridigao-chothagan."

"Hello, Shiro-chan."

Tōshiro nodded his head at the large Captain, wondering if it was possible that the entire Eleventh Squad had been injected with a muscle relaxant, therefore causing them all to speak weirdly.

"Othagenjothagoyidigaed idigaoothagur fothagight, hidigauh?"

"Enjoyed our fight, huh?"

Tōshiro nodded slowly, wondering what he was agreeing too.

"Wothagannidigaa fothagight othagagidigaaothagin?"

"Wanna fight again?"

Again, Tōshiro nodded, his patience wearing thin.

"Gridigaeothagat! Othagi'll sothageothage yidigaoothagu thothagen! Idigaand othagi widigaon't gidigao othageidigaasy othagon yidigaoothagu!"

"Great! I'll see you then! And I won't go easy on you!"

Tōshiro watched as the jingle-y Captain walked off, Yachiru clinging on his back.

"Byothage, byothage, Whidigaitothagey-chidigaan!" she called.

"Bye, bye, Whitey-chan!"

Tōshiro rolled his ice blue eyes.

Why are they speaking like that?

…It's annoying me.

It was only when Tōshiro had passed his childhood friend Hinamori, who was also speaking weirdly, that he realized what was happening.

They were speaking in Gobbledegook.

It was a 'language' that Tōshiro had known how to speak for a while.

It's a good thing I know how to speak it…

Tōshiro strode into his office, and wasn't surprised to see his Lieutenant at her desk.

Although, Tōshiro had to admit that it was quite unnerving, seeing his Vice Captain at her desk. But Tōshiro knew that it was only because of this childish game she seemed to be playing.

"Hidigaey Cothagaptidigaaothagin!" Rangiku said cheerily, waving a hand at him.

"Hey Captain!"

What she wasn't expecting, however, was her Captain to reply with a, "Nothagice tidigao sothageothage yothagoidigau othagat yidigaoidigaur dothagesk, Midigaatsothagumidigaotothago."

Nice to see you at your desk, Matsumoto."

She paused, her hair brush hovering over the top of her gold hair.

"Pardon, Captain?" she asked, forgetting to speak in gibberish.

"Dothagid yidigaoothagu nidigaot hidigaeothagar mothage?" Tōshiro questioned, sounding bored.

"Did you not hear me?"

Rangiku frowned, obviously confused.

Tōshiro smirked secretly.

So she knows how to speak it, she just doesn't know what I'm saying.

"Gothaget tidigao widigaork, plothageidigaasothage."

"Get to work, please."

Tōshiro fixed Rangiku with an icy stare, and sat down at his desk, enjoying watching her squirm.

"Sorry, Captain. I have no idea what you said!" Rangiku grinned, obviously recovering.

Now. The question is: Do I continue to speak in Gobbledegook?

Just then, an idea struck the small, Mohawk-styled Captain.

"I think, Matsumoto, you should translate this report of mine into Gibberish. I've been trying to teach the language to Captain Komamura. It would help me greatly." He lied.

Rangiku, who looked positively startled, opened her mouth.

"No excuses. No 'buts'. No 'I'm busy'. Get to work. I expect it done by the time I leave." Tōshiro said, passing her a five page document.

"Yothageidigaah, Cothagaptidigaaothagin." Rangiku muttered, rolling her eyes, and opening the report.

"Yeah, Captain."

It was going to be a long day.

"And now he's making me translate the entire thing into Gibberish!" Rangiku complained to Yumichika.

They were both having a lunch break.

"So, he didn't throw a tantrum?" Yumichika asked.

"No! He didn't!"

"Hm. Well, maybe we went the wrong way about this?" Yumichika suggested, flicking his hair out of his eyes.

"He knows how to speak it! It definitely won't annoy him." Rangiku decided.

"Maybe if you write all of the reports you do in Gobbledegook? It'll annoy him if he has to decipher everything."

"Yeah!"

Rangiku presented her 'Shiro-chan' with a stack of papers.

"Hothageridigae's thidigae othagonidigae yidigaoothagu wothagantidigaed mothage tidigao trothaganslidigaatothage fidigaor Cothagaptidigaaothagin Komamura," Rangiku pointed to a report, "Idigaand hothageridigae othagaridigae my rothagepidigaorts fidigaor tothagodidigaay."

"Here's the one you wanted me to translate for Captain Komamura, and here are my reports for today."

Tōshiro raised his eyebrows.

What a long sentence.

He looked at the reports she'd given him.

They were all in Gibberish.

I can't hand them in like this!

The Captain-Commander would disapprove…

"Thanks, Matsumoto. However, are you aware that the Captain-Commander probably does not understand Gobbledegook? I'm afraid you're going to have to re-do them."

"I'm sorry. But you can't make me re-do them, sir. It's all your fault, you know." Rangiku pointed out, no longer speaking in Gibberish. "You see, you made me do this-" she pointed to Captain Komamura's report "-in Gibberish, so you confused me. You'll have to do them yourself!"

And with that, she skipped off, her golden hair bouncing.

…Damn you, Matsumoto.

Tōshiro shook his head and sat down, wondering how his Lieutenant always got the best of him.

However, he made sure that the temperature outside was very cold.

Mission failed.