demonluver: Wow! Two uploads in one day! I'm getting better at this!

Kisshu: Uh-huh, sure...

demonluver: Hey, why are you so depressed?

Kisshu: Because Ichigo hates me!

demonluver: Well duh! You have to fight for her love!

Ichigo: There is no way I am EVER falling in love with him!

demonluver: Ichigo, you stupid girl... I have the pen...

Ichigo: So what?

demonluver: It's mightier then the sword. Just watch. *writes something down*

Kisshu: *looks over demonluver's shoulder* "Ichigo jumps onto Kisshu's lap and kisses him longingly, hands roaming from his face to his chest and then down to his crotch..."

Ichigo: What the hell? I would never- *stops suddenly, then jumps on Kisshu*

demonluver: Hehe... I HAVE THE POWER! However, I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew, unfortunately, so I cannot actually make this happen...

Kisshu: I don't care! I'll settle for fanservice! *gets cut off by Ichigo kissing him again*

demonluver: Um... have fun, but just use protection people!


Ichigo stormed back into her room, fully prepared to pack her bags and take the first flight back to Tokyo. Kish, however, would have none of that.

"Come on kitten, this is as much a surprise to me as it was to you!" He grabbed her arm and spun her around. "Look at me..."

Ichigo shook her head angrily. "No way! You're the last person I want to look at right now!"

Kish shook her gently. "I. Did. Not. Mean. To. Upset. You." He said pointedly. Ichigo clenched her teeth in anger.

"You did anyway! I swear, you always manage to get me so pissed off, it's no wonder I-!" Kish cut her off with a swift kiss to the lips.

"You were saying?" He asked as he pulled away. Ichigo was slightly stunned, then pushed Kish away from her roughly.

"Leave me the hell alone!"

Meanwhile, Pudding and Tart were working steadily to put their plan to motion. "I've got mine." Pudding giggled, holding up a piece of paper.

Tart rolled his eyes, yet held up a bundle of clothing. "Got mine too."

Pudding giggled. "Now remember," She instructed, "you have to make sure Kish gets in first, so that Onee-san won't think he's a pervert!"

Tart sighed. "Why the hell did I agree to do this...?"

Pudding smiled. "Because you thought it would be funny, na no da!"

Tart nodded in agreement. "Erg... fine. Let's do this. Although I can't say I'll be happy about seeing Kish and Ichigo both naked..."

Kish was walking down the hallway away from Ichigo's room, cursing slightly under his breath. What the hell was that girl's problem? It was a complete accident that they happened to show up at the exact same place at the exact same time. Granted, Kish wasn't at all upset about what happened, he just wished that Ichigo would be a little less uptight.

"Kisshu-kun!" He jumped around to see his younger sister, Kisa, clinging to his leg. Kish laughed awkwardly.

"Um, Kisa? You couldn't hear any of what I was saying, right?" The younger girl tilted her head.

"Something about a 'son of a-'" Kish quickly covered her mouth.

"Yes, well, don't mention any of that to... Megumi, okay? I'd hate for her to think I was perverting your innocent mind..." Kisa laughed.

"It's okay, I won't tell!" She said happily, then she looked at him curiously. "Who was that girl from before? The red haired one who wouldn't stop screaming?"

Kish sighed and looked away sadly. "She's just... this human..." Kisa tilted her head.

"It looked like you really liked her..." Kish took in a deep breath.

"Kisa, you'll understand once..." He looked down. "You'll understand once you fall in love with someone who refuses to have you..."

Kisa quirked an eyebrow. "I thought you said if that happened you would 'kick their a-'" Kish covered her mouth again.

"Well, yes, but you're missing my point!" He sighed. "Ichigo is... special. But she hates me more than anyone."

Kisa looked at him with sad eyes. Realizing that he made his sister sad, something that he vowed never to do, Kish faked a smile. "But don't worry about it! I'm sure I'll get over her!"

Kisa looked at her older brother with determination gleaming in her eyes. "Onii-san!" She said loudly. "Megumi-chan fixed the male bath house, maybe you could try to feel better?"

Kish chuckled. "I'm just fine, Kisa-chan." He said, still trying his best to sound upbeat. "Although that isn't a bad idea..."

Kisa nodded. "You should go! Megumi and I made it look really pretty!"

Kish rubbed his sister's head affectionately. "That's my favorite sister..." He said as he began walking away. Kisa stared at him as he left, then turned to Tart, who had just appeared.

"Do you think it'll work?" She asked hopefully. Tart snickered.

"Trust me, your brother will be feeling great by the end of the week." Kisa nodded slightly, then grinned.

"I can't wait!"

Still slightly frustrated, Ichigo threw herself down on her bed and screamed into a pillow. Why did HE have to be there? She was looking forward to having fun on her vacation, taking luxurious baths, eating expensive food, and singing karaoke even though she failed miserably. Not to mention all of the hot boys that usually inhabited the co-ed bath house.

Ichigo blushed at the idea. 'Not that I'm not faithful to Masaya...' She thought of her long-time crush. 'It's just that... he's not as... good looking as most other guys.' Ichigo groaned and sat up, feeling horrible.

Suddenly, a piece of paper slid under her door. Curious, Ichigo stood up and took a look at it. The paper read the following:

Dear Ichigo, I know that you're upset at the arrival of my brother and his friends. Please take this for the remainder of your trip, I'm sure that you will find it most comfortable. - Megumi

Ichigo smiled at the gesture and opened her door. In a heap at her feet was a bundle of cloth that she identified as a swimsuit. Picking it up, she looked it over, blushing slightly.

"It's... rather revealing..." Ichigo stuttered as she held the bikini. "But it's really pretty... and there's no harm in going to the woman's bathhouse with this on..."

Smiling, Ichigo slowly undressed, preparing herself what she thought was the first good thing to happen this vacation.

Down the hallway from Ichigo's room, Pudding snickered slightly. Things were going just according to plan. Quickly, she bounded towards the two doors that separated the female and male bath houses.

Tart was already there waiting for her. "You gave it to her?" He asked, trying to sound uninterested. Pudding nodded happily.

"Yep! Ichigo Onee-san bought it! What about Kisshu-Nii?"

Tart nodded. "Yes, he's actually in the guy's bath right now..."

Pudding gave a smirk. "Then we'd better hurry, na no da!" She said as she switched the two signs.

Tart snickered. "And you put a camera in there?" Pudding nodded. "This is gonna be great..."

Kish sighed in ecstasy as he lowered himself into the hot spring, completely nude. He had absolutely no problem with it, considering the only other boys in the building were his comrades, and they had to share many baths before. Letting out a breath, he slid down until he was almost completely submerged. Closing his eyes, he felt completely at rest.

With his ears under the water, Kish was unable to hear a slight splash behind him. However, he did open his eyes for a fraction of a second, and was able to make out a shadow in the steam. Kish stood up and squinted his eyes. A shadow that looked extremely feminine.

Using magic, he was able to manipulate the air in order to blow the steam away and see the person in front of him. And what he saw took his breath away.

Ichigo, clothed only in a sheer bikini, was standing in front of him, her innocent eyes wide in shock at seeing a naked man for the first time. Kish looked hungrily over Ichigo's body which was all too visible in her bathing suit.

Kish wasn't the only one who was intrigued. Despite herself, Ichigo found herself sneaking a peek at the alien in front of her. His hair was free from its bands and matted to his face due to him being in the water. His entire body had a rosy glow to it, which led Ichigo to assume that he had been in there for a while.

She looked over Kish entirely, his muscles far more noticeable without clothing in the way. And despite herself, Ichigo also found herself looking... down.

Kish noticed where her eyes were and laughed heartily. "You like what you see, kitten?" He asked, smirking.

Ichigo blushed and tried to regain her composure. "W-What are you doing in here?" She shrieked, trying her best to cover herself.

Kish chuckled while walking toward her, licking his lips. "I think the better answer is..." He wrapped one arm around her. "What are you doing here?" He nipped one of her ears playfully.

Ichigo gave a slight gasp and stood completely frigid. "I... I'm taking a bath..." She stuttered out. "I asked you first...!" Ichigo pushed him away, lost her balance, and fell over.

Kish bent over her, a predatory gleam in his eye. "This is the men's bath honey." He traced her face with one finger. "Although you're more than welcome to stay with me..."

Jumping up, Ichigo backed away from him. "This is the woman's bath!" She protested.

Kish shook his head. "Uh-uh kitty. This is the men's, take a look yourself." Ichigo practically ran outside, with Kish right behind.

"Oh no, no, no..." She mumbled in dismay. "This can't be happening..." The signs outside of the baths had indeed been switched.

Laughing, Kish came up behind her. "See? We all make mistakes..." He breathed into her ear as he hugged her tightly. "But that doesn't mean you and I can't have some fun..."

Ichigo shook her head in defiance. "There is no way you and I are going to go back in there and have... have..." She faltered, embarrassed.

Kish laughed. "Have what, kitten?" He circled around her so that he could look her in the eye. "Sex?" Ichigo nodded, face as red as a beet. Kish smirked. "Oh Ichigo... you don't know how much I'd love that..." He took in a breath, smelling the shampoo in her hair. "But honestly, all I was thinking of was a hot make out session..."

Ichigo growled and pushed him away. "That's enough! Hugging me while I'm naked is all you're getting from me this week, are we clear?"

Kish shrugged. "I know you want me."

Ichigo huffed. "And what makes you say that?" She asked indignantly.

Kish quirked an eyebrow and smirked deviantly. "Because all this time you've been arguing with me you haven't once tried to cover yourself up." Ichigo looked down at herself and shrieked.

An on looking Pudding and Tart winced as Ichigo slapped Kish as hard as she could. They turned away from the bickering couple and sighed.

"I think we should have started out with something less X rated, huh?" Pudding asked, slumping down in defeat. Tart nodded.

"How about we leave them to their argument and work on Pai and Lettuce?" Tart asked, trying to cheer her up.

Pudding's head shot up. "You're right na no da!" She said happily. "We'd better work on them for now and come up with a better plan for Kish and Ichigo tomorrow morning!"

Tart gave a slight groan and prayed to whatever God was up there that Pai would never discover that he was helping out this evil scheme.


demonluver: Well that was cute! And the next chapter will be dedicated to Pai and Lettuce, I promise!

Ichigo: I can't believe you're making me do all of these things!

demonluver: That's what she said!

Kisshu: *has kiss marks all over his face* demonluver... I have a new resepct for you...

demonluver: All right! *fist pump* I rule!

Ichigo: This is ridiculous! Kisshu and I are not meant to be! He and I are total opposites, and I just hate him so much so we are never going to get together-

demonluver: *typing* "And then Ichigo shut up and began to strip in front of her love, Kisshu. He watched in amazement..."

Kisshu: Hey, you don't have to force me to do that!

demonluver: I know! *turns to audiance* Read and Review!