Naruto: I'm back bitches!
NBG: Shut the fuck up you blond bastard!
Naruto: What did you just say? I'll give you a thousand years of death rasengan style!.
NBG: …. Ok just say the disclaimer…
Naruto: NBG does not own Naruto cause he is a cheap bastard.
"What!" The Hokage wanted them to collect something that was probably taken years ago.
"Naruto, what's with the outburst, I was just discussing your mission of finding Orochimaru's hiding place," The Hokage was staring at Naruto with concern in his eyes. " Are you okay?"
"Yeah I'm fine, just thought you said something else…" 'What the hell I could have sworn he said something else' he looked back over to his other teammates.
There was Maito Gai, with his freakish bowl cut, large furry eyebrows. He was wearing a green body suit with his Jonin vest over it and orange arm and leg warmers. He was also very tall, Naruto only came up to his waist.
The last member of the team, 15-year old Inuzuka Hana. She had long brown hair, brown eyes and green triangle markings on each cheek. She also had on a dark grey jacket with dark gray pants with a chunin vest. The most notable features she had were the D' cups. Even though Naruto was seven he could tell breasts were important.
"So, as I was saying," The Hokage continued. "The last sighting of Orochimaru was at the border between the Land of Fire and Rice country. I want you to find out if he's there and report back. This is classified as an S ranked mission, I expect you back within a week.
"GAI I HAVE NOT HEARD YOU FLAMES OF YOUTH SHOW THE HOKAGE!" Naruto snickered, that was payback for sending him on a mission with Gai. Before guy could start Naruto used the first technique he created using lightning chakra. Bolt. Immediately it was like he was in a bolt of lightning instantly reaching the Village gate to wait for his teammates to arrive. Naruto sneezed, he could of sworn some perverted old man was cursing him at the moment.
After a few minutes of waiting he could see Gai and Hana heading over to him. Upon reaching them Hana smashed Naruto's skull in.
"NEVER DO THAT AGAIN YOU BLONDE BASTARD!" Okay maybe he deserved that.
And with that they started a journey they might not finish.
They immediately jumped to the trees and began1 head in a southwestern direction. The continued on to a small stream so they could sit down and take a drink. Naruto began speaking
"So… what's the real purpose of the mission?" Gai and Hana glanced at each other wondering what they should say. "Oh, I know, it's probably to evaluate my skills or something?" They nodded. "Pff… and the old man calls me slow." Naruto chuckled.
They finished resting and continued through the forest leaping from tree branch to tree branch. The stopped a small clearing with a Gigantic tree with roots rising out of the ground and molding into the tree giving shelter from the rain that was beginning to fall. the set up camp and lit a small fire cooking a sizeable hawk that just so happened to 'fall' from the sky into Naruto's hands. As it was cooking they sat around the fire in an uncomfortable silence. And being the jittery knucklehead Naruto is he broke the silence.
"Guy, you want to pace on your-" Naruto shuddered he couldn't bring himself to even say it. "Your whatever you call it. Right?" Gai nodded enthusiastically. "Well I've been hearing about this kid who resembles you," No one caught the low mumble from Gai saying 'It's always the eyebrows isn't it?' "Well he was born with a condition that leaves him unable to mold chakra so he cant be a ninja, but he was still in the academy so I checked up on him. He was shouting about he was going to be a splendid ninja with only taijustsu as he was demolishing the training logs with his bare hands so I thought 'hey now this is someone the Green Beast of Konoha would love to train." By now Gai had hearts in his eyes about a student for only taijustsu it was a dream come true seeing as he only had to teach him how to force chakra to his legs so he could water walk or tree walk. The possibilities were endless for Gai.
Hana groaned into her hands. "Please don't talk about the academy that's all Kiba does seeing as he's going there next year. Its all academy this academy that. He can go shove the academy right up his ass." Her triplet companions voiced their opinions in a growl, whimper, and snarl respectively.
Naruto smirked, "Well I for one, feel like a badass because I didn't have to go to the academy and I trumped that bastards Kakashi's record and outdid my best friend Itachi's record."
"NARUTO YOU HAVE SHOW YOUR FLAMES OF YOUTH BY BEATING MY RIVAL KAKASHI. I HEREBY BESTOY UPON YOU THE TITAL OF MY SECOND RIVAL!" Gai was happy, thinking of ways to challenge Naruto and Kakashi.
Naruto looked up from slicing the hawk into thirds. "Huh, what'd you say?"
"WOW YOUR SO HIP!" Gai was undeterred by his comment.
Naruto turned to Hana and spoke, "No really, what did he say?"
She chuckled darkly, "You'll find out soon, Kukukuku." She had hear Gai challenging Kakashi around the village and lets say it wasn't pretty. Naruto shuddered it probably wouldn't be pretty.
After that they ate and went to sleep with Gai muttering '.flames' and 'youth' every few minutes.
They woke up and packed the next day in silence with the unspoken agreement of not eating breakfast to get to the destination. When they were close to the destination Hana started hear traces of sounds filled with absolute terror. When they got closer everyone could hear it.
Screams, filled with terror yelling 'somebody save me' or 'just kill me now!' and even 'oh god why me why not the bastard of an ex-wife'. They rushed of to the clear to see a gruesome sight.
Hana immediately puked.
There were chunks of… of… people everywhere. One person had his legs ripped out and was still alive, bawling. And standing in the middle of all this was a pale figure with a tan kimono and a giant purple rope tying it together. He had long greasy black hair, yellow slitted eyes with purple makeup around it. His long forked tongue was licking the air. Standing in the middle of the field in all his infamous glory was the Snake Sannin, Orochimaru.
"Kukukukuku… It seems like the old monkey has sent Foxy and his goons after me, I'm honored." Orochimaru said in mock happiness.
Naruto's eye twitched, why just because the whiskers, every enemy to this date had mention something about foxes (Making Naruto's kill count well above fifty). "I guess ill have teach you brats not to mess with Sannin. Hidden Shadow Snakes!" Orochimaru raised his hands and snakes sprang from his hands narrowly missing Gai and Naruto but catching Hana on her leg leaving some fang wholes that dripped with poison. "Kukukuku better go off and heal the bitch, or else she's going to die from poisoning."
"Gai!" Naruto called "Grab Hana and run, I'll hold him off as long as I can!" Gai looked as if he was going to argue but with a glance at Naruto's face told him he'd better do it. Gai leapt over and grabbed Hana much to her protest and started running from the battle. When they were out of site Naruto looked back to Orochimaru and smirked. "Well now I can go at full power."
Orochimaru was intrigued "How so?"
"Just watch pedophile." And with that Naruto pushed up the sleeve of his right arm and forced some chakra into an intricate seal on his forearm. The effect was astounding. Chakra flooded the area as a storm gather ahead, lightning already flickering down near Naruto.
"Hmm, maybe ill take your body next it seems to be pretty useful."
"What?" But it seems Naruto wasn't going to get an answer as Orochimaru appeared behind him and tried to round house his face. In an instant Naruto had turned around and grabbed Orochimaru's leg and slammed him into the ground leaving a small crater. Orochimaru ripped his leg out of Naruto's hand and did a handstand thrusting his feet into his chin. Naruto staggered back and Bolted behind Orochimaru and slammed his fist into his back and slammed his leg against his ribs with an audible crack launching him into the air. Naruto then took a second to channel his lightning chakra through out his limbs making him 3 times faster than before. He then grabbed onto Orochimaru's leg and slammed him back into the earth again leaving yet another small crater. 'Orochimaru' then turned into a pile of sludge.
"Shit! A mud clone!" Naruto leapt back to avoid being speared with a Kusangi that appeared from a snake in Orochimaru's throat. He leapt up into the air and used the first attack his created (An: Naruto uses no seals for anything, and except for his Bolt ability he usually uses a motion or gesture for them to work, also all his abilities are called Uzumaki style because it was confirmed his godlike affinity will be passed down through generations, and he is starting the clan by himself.)
"Uzumaki Style: Thunder Field!" All the electricity in the air around Orochimaru converged and made electrifying field around Orochimaru. Alas he was a Sannin so it definitely wouldn't kill him but do some damage. Orochimaru sped out of the field with first degree burns all over his body, and was bleeding as some lightning manifested itself with enough density to slice him.
Before Orochimaru could recover Naruto did another technique "Uzumaki Style: Quick Silver!"
This Technique had the person focus on one enemy and it allows you to bounce all over the field and back to your enemy to hit him multiple times without being stuck within his range. Naruto bounced all around Orochimaru hitting him seven times in the face chest and two kicks to the jewels. To say the snake pedophile was pissed was to say Jiraya wasn't a pervert. He immediately created 50 rock clones and head them all use Kusangi on him.
Naruto couldn't escape with so many Orochimaru's surrounding him seeing as he couldn't 'Bolt' due to the Thunder Field messing up the protons and electrons in the air. As second before the Orochimaru's could hit him the time seemed to stop as a lightning converged around Naruto's hand glowing blue and into a shape of a seven foot sword with six feet of blade and one foot of handle. The pommel had a dragon etched on it its body wrapping around the handle and ending at the hilt. The blade itself was silver with a bluish tint. Electricity was dancing up and down the blade making it look all the more badass. Time came back into play as Naruto leapt into the air several times faster than before, not even question the blade in his hand lest he be distracted and die. He then use a move that seemed to beg for him to use it.
"Uzumaki Kenjustsu Style: Ten-Thousand Dragon Barrage!" He swung the blade in a half circle as a countless number of blue electricity formed into an equally countless number of dragons that slammed into the ground draining Naruto of whatever chakra he had left.
There was a great explosion that propelled him farther into the air as Orochimaru and his clones were vaporized. He fell ungracefully to the ground landing on his back. Right before he was
going to set into a blissful unconsciousness he heard a dark laugh from his right. A bloodied but very much alive Orochimaru stepped above him with several over clones surrounded him.
"That was an interesting justsu but it seemed that it couldn't save you in the end, say high to the Yondaime in Hell for me Namikaze brat. Great Clone Explosion!" the resulting explosion destroyed the landscape and One Naruto Uzumaki. The last thing that could be heard at the end of the explosion was an almighty roar from and ungodly beast.
CLIFFHANGER JUSTSU BITCHES!
Well just to tell everyone I decided to take Hana out of the harem and make her a sister figure for Naruto, definite pairs so far filling up half the harem spots are FemKyuubi and Yugito Nii because someone personally emailed me about Yugito.
Also just so you guys know I'm going to tell you that this story will eventually lead to another story that is a Fairy Tail crossover, so I'm going to cement it so that at the end of this story (and the other two) I will be able to start on some crossovers.
Also for the way I make the justu stand out, the transportation techniques like 'Bolt' are going to be written in plain italics and not bold italics like other justsu. Also three cheers for writing over two thousand words in this chapter.