The Tail Beast Heroine: Kaguya

by Comments sensfic

Peace, Sanctuary, Freedom, And love.These were the four things that one Kagua Otsotski wanted more than anything in the world. The mother of chakra and her two ungrateful little shits was denied that. But right now she has been given a second chance in life. She may have failed to save us from Boruto but she won't fail to save this world. As their Tail Beast Heroine!

1. One-shot

A/N: THIS IS MY SECOND ATTEMPT IN A NARUTO TALE SO LET'S GO WITH THE CHANGES.

1. This is a iskei story. The Bunny Goddess is going to get a second chance in life and she isn't going to take shit from no bitch.

2. I won't be nerfing her like what Kishimoto did to Naruto and the Emo jackass. She will be at the same level strength when we first saw her, so rinna-sharigan, white eyes and a portion of the 10 tails. And since she has been watching the entire franchise from the start she's going to know all of the teqnics

3. Third gay ship.

4. Again no Baku X Deku forever.

5. This is actually following cannon to an extent

The Tail Beast Princess One-Shot: That time I got reincarnated into a world of spandex wearing dumbasses

Peace

Sanctuary

Freedom

And love

These were the four things that one Kagua Otsotski wanted more than anything in the world. The mother of chakra and her two ungrateful little shits for sons was denied this for the third time in her life. First was her clan's power hungry dreams, second her sons's sperm donor killing the only human she enjoyed spending time than that fucker, third was her dumbass sons listening to a fucking frog that fucking told them to kill her. And those idiots actually listened to it and sealed her in the fucking moon for God knows how long, she had to watch her retarded son the almighty Sage of 6 paths, being a neglectful little shit while her two grandsons start a fucking warnin state.

The fucker was still around spiritually and he didn't even try to stop her grandsons from killing each other over and over. Plus that fucktard didn't even try to take care of his artificial children, he just left them to the cruel world. She had promised herself when she was revived she would give this humans true peace a world where no one will suffer, a world where everyone's were winners.

But Hagoromo being the little shit he is immediately had to fuck this up to for her. That nine months of fat gain convinced the reincarnation of his sons who had their childhood face fucked roughly by that hidden leaf village. That literally caused the third world war not her or Zetsiu.

That loudmouth blonde and his emo boyfriend freaking sealed her back into a new prison in one of her dimensions. And also who hit her on the head, she knew that silver haired brat didn't have his hand me down anymore, but it left the question who did it? Oh well she had to worry about her current situation, like where the hell is she?

She looked from side to side in her new prison but unlike her old this one was lavish with furniture, a chimney with fire in it, two chairs facing each other. A small table with cookies, biscuits and other sweets and coffee. The room had portraits of team 7 first picture, the bijou family, Madara and some she didn't know with a few of them being a H shaped school and other stuff.

"Zetsiu where are we?" She asked the being in the robe of her sleeve. Thankfully she still had clothes.

"I don't know mother but it seems that we're in a lavish private room." Zetsiu said to his mother obviously confused about this.

Kagua deadpanned. "Oh what gave you that idea?" She sarcastically retorted. She didn't know if it was a sick joke or mock her but she couldn't care less, she had an ungrateful son to kill.

"You know that you are wasting your time holding a grudge on your piece of shit of a son." I said getting her attention while I was eating a few of the chocolate biscuits. "Want a biscuit?" I offered her a plate of cookies.

The milf looked at me blankly before she had me in a choke hold between her porcelain white hand. "Who are you and where am I?" She pointed a all killing ash bone at my face.

"So it's a no to the cookies." She glared at me tightening her grip around my neck.

"Who are you?" The hand that had the ashy gray bone was a few inches from my face.

I shrugged phasing through her body and sitting down one of the chairs. "I go by many names, God, Kami, the one above all or the cosmic universe. But I usually go by Comments Sensefic!" Thunder rang from nowhere. "But you can just call me Comments." I said to her friendly, with a goofy smile. "And I'm here to make your day pretty old lady."

She raised her brow. "You a God? Don't make me laugh, child. And why should you listen to the nonsense that you spout from your lips."

My smile didn't falter since she was right. "I can give you a second chance in life," she looked at me as if I was stupid, I raised a finger to stop her from saying something that would affect my feelings, "to right the wrongs that you had to experience. A world where you can live without worrying of being sealed for the rest of your life."

She folded her arms looking at me with a calculating gaze. "Do you think I'm a fool?" She got up deciding to leave the room.

I got right in front of her. "I wouldn't do that if I were you." I warned her off the conciquest

she glared at me with her three beautiful eyes. "Move out of my way now." She said firmly with every single drop of power in it.

I sighed. "I see you don't believe me, that I can give you a fresh start."

She narrowed her eyes on me. "If you call yourself a God then you should know my reasons for not trusting you." She walked past me, but I grabbed her shoulders stopping her from moving a muscle in her body.

"Oh Kagua, Kagua, Kagua~." I said menacingly. "Like I said," I snapped my finger as the room became a black void before it was filled with images of the entire Naruto franchise including Boruto, "I wouldn't enter that door since there's nothing waiting for you." I chuckled evilly. "Well if you count your clan members and Iishiki,"by just uttering that name alone, she stopped resisting, "then by all means." I shook my head. "Relive your entire life in a constant loop of being sealed, plotting to be freed, tearing your family apart, causing your own 2 little shit's of sons and grandsons to imprison you. Over and over and over again with the knowledge that you will always be trapped in a cage."

She fell to her knees as I showed her that Iishiki was still alive. She clasped her mouth with dread in her eyes and voice. "Impossible? How is he alive? I killed him myself?" She looked at me for answers.

I waved her questions off. "Did you check for the body?" She didn't do that. "Did you check that he didn't make a Zetsu? Because in my records of the time period you arrived on earth and killed him," a stack of papers fell into her lap, I got right in front of her, "he didn't die, but instead. He waited, plotted, made backups." I snapped my fingers replying her final battle

She instantly got infuriated that the reason she lost was due to Sakura. "That USELESS PINK HAIRED BITCH! HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE TO THE MOST USELESS THING IN THAT BATTLE!? THE ONLY THING THAT BITCH CAN IS BE A DOCTOR SOLVES ALL HER PROBLEMS WITH ONE PUNCH!" She started roasting Sakura. "I'M GOING TO KILL HER, WHEN I RETURN HOME!"

I rubbed my temples. "Girl, I know how you feel!" I too was baffled by this moment. "Like how the fuck did she go from useless damsels, to badass bitch to a house whore." I showed her that Sakura was married to Sasuke.

Her eyes were filled with rage. "Is this some sick twisted prank? Out of all of the women on earth? Indra's reincarnation married that piece of trash. What about that red haired teammate of his?" Her face had a disgusted look and she looked like she wanted to vomit. "Oh God please don't tell me they," she saw the look I was giving her, " dear lord they have a child do they."

I sighed heavily showing her the events of Boruto. "Does that answer your question?" She was silent.

Her great grandchildren were disappointments. "Please tell me that Asura's family isn't like that."

I gave her a serious look. "Naruto's son is a ungrateful little shit that continuously kills his father's legacy. The animation is trash, he ruined the Naruto run, Kurrama is dead because that little shit has to be stronger than his dad." I breathed in heavily. "I only watched the first episode of that series and it was the first time I watched it, 6 years ago!" She looked at me confused. I rubbed my temples. "Yes I'm a God, but I gave up on that franchise a long time ago and put someone in charge of it while I focused on other franchises." she didn't get it. "The word franchise is what reality creators call our worlds," the room showed the logos of different entertainment franchises, but I focused on the one she was originally from, "and the franchise you're from is called Naruto! Believe it!"

She looked at the different universes of the franchise, but we know them as fanfiction. "Are this retellings of this franchise as you call them with different directions?" She was astonished by what she was seeing.

I gave her a kind smile and made a walkway of stars. "Come on, follow me." I said walking, with her following me closely. not that I minded the silence of our steps filling the void. "It's not just Naruto the only franchise I oversee," I showed her all of the Anime series there is, "but there's Al's Bleach, One Piece, Astro Boy, Yu-gi-oh and many more." I grabbed a star for the world I wanted to show her.

She was still hesitant about me but she was truly interested. "What is that franchise called?" She asked for its name.

I gave her a somber look. "This franchise doesn't have a name yet, but," I showed her the current situation of this world about the powers this humans have, "but this franchise has been affected by yours." I looked at her seriously. "And it isn't affected in a good way at all." I said sadly.

She frowned, very confused by this. "What do you mean that it has been affected? Not good?"

"I mean that it has been negatively affected by someone or something from where you resided." I growled furiously. "And whoever is doing this, is masking themselves from my sight so that I can't find them."

"What do you mean that you can't see them?" Zetsu spoke, narrowing his eyes at me. "Aren't you supposed to be God or something?"

I glared at him, but I kept my cool. "Well yes normally I can remove the problem and send them back home but right now I can't since this being has cemented themselves so greatly. Removing them from the start of their journey will only negatively affect this franchise." The room was now a war zone of death and destruction with not a single speck of life. "Kaguya, this is the current stream this franchise will suffer if I intervene or not. The outcome is still the same." I snapped my finger with a smile on my face, as we stood outside of a hospital. "Unless it was changed?" I gave her smile as the super old milf and Zetsu looked at their new surroundings, with wonder and curiosity in their eyes.

"Are we in it?" They both asked.

"Yes you two are in it, but I'm not." They looked at me confused. "I'm only projecting myself here so that I don't make this franchise collide on its own, in its infancy." I put my finger on her lips to stop her from talking. "If I told you any more information," I showed them the woman and children of this world and a few things that they will remember later on, "you will see them smiling."

The pair looked at each other and then me. "Why are you giving us this opportunity when you have seen what we have done?" Zetsu asked me.

"Yes I as well would like to know?" Kaguya says.

I simply shrugged. "Because I would have done the same things as you did, just to breathe fresh air." I got annoyed. "And I have had enough of Hagoromo's lazy ass, draining power from the pure lands, being a shitty parent to all of his kids and," I ranted on how much I hated the sage of six paths. "And you Kaguya at least tried to be their for your kids from the very beginning (ignoring the fact that you raped their father), and you deserve more than just this cycle your in."

Both Kaguya and Zetsu looked at the sign of the hospital. "Is our second chance in life to right our wrongs by getting rid of this problem only?" They looked at me with calculating eyes.

I also waived that question away. "Yes and no. Getting rid of the idiot who is trying to make this franchise go in their ideal way is your secondary pirouette." I said as we started walking towards the front doors.

Zetsu was still confused. "What are you saying?"

I gave them a kind smile. "What I'm saying is that I'm giving you guys a chance to smile more, make your own life choices regardless of what you know about me and experience love."

They were interested by this but it still left questions unanswered for them. "You said that this being is from the Naruto franchise? Right?" I simply nodded. "So do they have chakra like me? And are there more chakra users?" She wanted the answer to be no.

"Yes, approximately 20% of this earth's population can use chakra but they can't use it." I stopped myself from taking any further, I shook my head. "As much as I want to tell you everything, I can't since you have to learn about this world on your own." I gave her a mischievous grin. "And don't worry about your chakra, since you are going to keep your current strength and arsenal of jutsu from the world you used to reside in, but you have to learn them from the start." I offered my hand to her. "If you choose to accept my offer?" I asked them.

The two looked at each other once more. "What would happen to us if we accepted?" Zetsu asked, curious about this.

I pointed at him. "Well first of all my negro friend, you won't be Isekai at the same time as Kaguya. But instead I'm going to make good use of your knowledge about your white counterparts. If you catch my drift."

Zetsu glared at me. "I am not spending the next 20 years being surrounded by those insufferable things!" He yelled at me

I narrowed my eyes on him. "I could make sure that you're a rabbit instead of a worm?"

"What about mother? What would happen to her?" He asked the important question.

Kaguya looked at me. "Yes, what would happen to me exactly?" She asked me.

I gave her a goofy smile. "You're going to be born into a family that will love you, don't worry I'm not going to put you in the body of an already existing person. But instead you are going to be reborn. You will still have your three eyes." I said, putting my other hand in my pocket. "That is as far as I can give, since you have to have a feeling of living here." I said cryptically. "So what do you say?"

She looked at my hand. "Can you agree that my past won't resurface in this new life of ours?"

"Do you hate Hagoromo's life choices?" That was all I needed to say as the two shook my hand.

She looked at me seriously. "I despise the months that I had to sacrifice my back for that ungrateful little shit." She said, "So what do I have to do to be reborn here?" She asked me.

I smiled at her. "All you have to do is go through that door," I pointed at the hospital doors, "and enjoy your life,"

"Is it really that simple to be born into another world by just entering a door?" Zetsu deadpanned.

I glared at him. "Listen here you hot topic of skin color here. Is it either this," I pointed at the door, "or do I have to get Truck-kun involved." I pointed at a truck that appeared to be behind them. "So what is going to be?"

The two looked at the vehicle and they instantly knew that the truck had been Isekai people for a long time by the amount of blood on it.

Zetsu and Kaguya nervously smiled. "Um, how do you use the door?" They asked, as Truck-kun slowly reversed.

I smiled at them. "All you have to do is, stand in front of the door, wait for it to op- TRUCK-KUN THEY SAID NO!" I yelled at the God of Isekais who drove away, as screaming could be heard from a distance. I deadpanned. "Look both ways before you cross the street, relearn all of your techniques and most importantly. If you ever see an ashy blonde boy with red eyes called Katsuki Bakugou, please kick his ass for me!" I said as she only nodded.

Kaguya and Zetsu looked at the door one more time. "Here's to a new life?" They said walking into the hospital when the doors opened with a blinding light.