Ugghhh Zero is a tough one to do, so please accept that I am posting Realm as well to compensate
Zero:
"Hades. Nice to see you."
Jafar looked at the flaming deity and nodded before turning to the rest of the assembled crowd and bowed.
"Apologies for being late, I have almost zero time one my hands since I had to talk with that miserable chump sultan. Anyways, allow me to introduce an acquaintance, someone who can help us with friends on the other side."
Everyone in the room, including Iago, looked at Jafar with a quizzical look. Suddenly a shadow appeared behind Jafar and from it sprung a tall, lanky, man with a cane and top hat. The new guy made a bowing gesture, removing his top hat, revealing a mess of black hair.
"Au chante. A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier. How ya'll doin?"
The crowd simply raised an eyebrow. Facilier extended his hand to Hades, which the god slowly took.
"Were I a bettin' man, and I'm not, I'd wager I was in the presence of a Grecian god!"
Hades leaned over to the figure next to him and mock whispered to him.
"James, this REMARKABLE gentleman just guessed who I am."
The one named James began to snicker. Facilier simply ignored the comment and lazily tossed a card in front of Hades. As Hades looked and saw the card was a picture of a slightly cartoonish version of him the Doctor began to toss a card to each of the group.
"I see; James Hook, feared pirate captain of the seven seas. Scar, a bitter brother who wants the throne. Oogie Boogie, a mean o sac o' bugs, itchin' to get a holiday."
"You got that right! CATCH!"
A pair of dice suddenly appeared out of the dark. Facilier caught the flying dice then looked at them and smirked.
"Sorry bug boy, SNAKE EYES!"