A/N: Sorry! I couldn't think of any Dr. Mario mishaps. So, I'm just skipping to Falco and Fox. Oh, and sorry about the order of the scenes in the last chapter. It was way out of order. At lease I put titles before the scene actually started. I forgot to mention that the cages the Kidnapped Smashers are in, they're cages above ground.
Fox
Fox jogged through the canyon peacefully. He had to get away from that excuse of a captain of a starship who dared to draw on his face that morning (He's talking about Wolf if you didn't get it). He kicked a rock into a hole. Then, Shadow bugs rained down on Fox.
"Just what I need." He muttered sarcastically to himself as he took out his gun. He started shooting off the Primids that came near him. Before long, some Primid had taken a lucky hit and threw away his precious gun. Then, he was swarmed by them. They tied him up and dragged him away like Diddy Kong did (Subspace Emissary).
"Can this day get any worst?" Fox asked himself as he was whisked away to the Subspace.
Fox leaned against his cage in boredom. There was absolutely nothing to do. He reached into his pocket and somehow, there was a clove of garlic.
"GARLIC!" Wario was about throwing distance away from Fox. Then, Fox had an evil idea.
"You want it?" Fox asked holding up the smelly vegetable towards Wario. The fat yellow man nodded. His mouth was watering. Fox smiled and opened his mouth. He put the little clove of garlic near his open mouth.
"Please! Don't eat it!" Wario begged. Fox moved it away from his mouth. Then, he put it neat his mouth again. Then, he repeated the same process over and over again. Then, a Primid got tired of Wario screaming. So, it took a spear and tried to throw it at Wario. Instead it hit Fox's cage. The cage shook and poor Fox accidently swallowed the garlic.
"AAACCKKK! IT TASTES HORRIBLE!" Fox yelled. Everyone started to laugh except the garlic loving Wario.
"My garlic…" Wario moaned.
Falco
Falco was being chased by a bunch of Primids through the Ruins. He was just taking a little stroll along the crumbly path until he was ambushed.
"SOMEBODY HELP ME!" He yelled. Unfortunately, there was no one there to hear him. Then, a Primid grabbed on to his jacket and tore it off Falco. They threw it away.
"My jacket!" He yelled as all the Primids tackled him. He blacked out.
Falco got ready to shoot Tabuu. Charizard had just let him out and he wanted to get the first hit. He was about to pull the trigger until…
"Yike!" Toon Link was pushed by Young Link into Falco. Falco pulled the trigger as the young Green Hero hit him. But, instead of shooting Tabuu, he shot Wolf's tail.
"Watch it you feather brain!" Wolf snarled. His poor tail was almost burnt to a crisp (in courtesy of Bowser and Falco).
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Fox and Falco rolled on the ground laughing. At least this day was turning out good for some people.
YES! Finally, I am done! Thanks for Reading! Next on my torture list-I mean- Character list is Ganondorf! Get ready. Now, Please Review and No Flames please!
