Ganondorf
"I'M GOING TO GET YOU LINKS!" Ganondorf screamed. What he didn't know was that the 'Links' were actually Primids cosplaying as them. Once they turned around, Ganondorf stopped in his tracks. The Primids looked at him weirdly.
"But…how? I should've known!" Ganondorf wailed.
"I guess you have to borrow the Triforce of Wisdom from Princess Zelda." Bowser joked.
"I guess the saying is true. All brawn, no brain." Wolf said.
"I do not need the Triforce of Wisdom!" Ganondorf yelled.
"Don't you need it to take over Hyrule?" Bowser asked. Ganondorf sweat dropped.
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Wolf and Bowser listen to Ganondorf's rant as they walked out of the ruins.
"Grr…Why do those Links get to use a sword? I have a sword, FOR A TAUNT! That is not fair. Plus, they always get to be the Protagonist. Why can't Nintendo make a GANONDORF game? It's always about Zelda and those-"
"Well, it is called Legend of Zelda. Not Legend of Ganondorf. So it should be all about Zelda and the Links." Wolf said.
"Shut it Wolf! Anyways, what's with the hair of the Links? It's so messy! It should be well groomed like mine! Ugh, it makes my stomach curl thinking about it."
"Zelda, Young Zelda and Tetra and a bunch of other girls seem to like it." Bowser said. Ganondorf's eye twitch. He ignored Bowser's comment.
"Princess Zelda is too un-princess like. Dressing up as Sheik, WHO IS A BOY! Geez, and what's with her attacks? Din's Fire and Nayru's Love? Why can't she do Princess Attacks like Princess Peach? Zelda uses way too much magic if you ask me. She-"
"Ganondorf, you also use magic when you attack." Wolf injected.
"Whatever dog-breath." Ganondorf said. Then, he continued on with his ranting. After some time, Wolf picked up a snail and stuffed it in Ganondorf mouth.
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How did you like that chapter? It's fun messing with Ganondorf. I mean…uh…aww…you got me. Anyhoo, next is the Ice Climbers. Please Review and No Flames please!