Summary: Lucy is the columnist of a magazine and every day she has do deal with pesky
letters sent by lovestruck fans. But now due to complications, she has to visit each writer and talk to them personally
And frankly, she believes too many of them are too forward. This changed once again and now she has to go on a date with
her writers. Hahh, life got more complicated
an: The title explains all. I think I'll introduce a character we all know.
Haruka Chan: I completely agree with you, I think LaxusLucy needs more love, and I'm bringing it!
Shining Stellar: LOL your review felt awkward. JK, I think Laxus and Lucy suit to an extent
DarkSkye264 : Ha-ha that Laxus just crack me up. Here's more on Gajeel
I hope you guys enjoy this omake, I'll try to make more of these if I find something funny that I could extend in the chapter. If not I'll stop them.
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Chapter 7: Misunderstanding & Omake
Laxus couldn't believe that metal rubble had his arms around his woman.
Didn't he know that Lucy was HIS WOMAN?
"Hey you steel ape!"
Gajeel turned around.
"Get your hands off my woman!"
"What did you just call me?"
"You heard me, STEEL APE!"
Gajeel pried Lucy's hands off of him and he stomped to Laxus.
He stared him in the eye unflinching and sparks flew off. Literally.
Laxus was getting his taser ready when Lucy jumped between the two.
"Can you guys stop"
Lucy turned to Laxus and slapped him.
"Stop objectifying me and for the record we haven't even got to know each other"
Laxus just smirked and leaned in, he was inches away from her face.
"I think I have all I need to know about you"
His tone of voice and innuendo pissed Lucy off.
But she couldn't be bothered with hiim anymore and turned to Gajeel.
"As for you, yet again you decide to let your fists do the talking"
Gajeel just stared blankly at her.
"This is exactly why I rejected you in high school"
"And this is exactly why I'm attracted to you"
He grinned and Lucy had the feeling that she could only attract smug jerks like these two.
"Oi Lucy we're still here!"
Natsu waved at her and smiled.
Oh waeit turns out there's two more smug jerks.
Seriously, having four men fight over you isn't as fun as it sounds.
Especially if you've got a completely random high school friend, a voyeuristic childhood friend, a violent highschool admirer
and a completely perverted guy who you found out is related your boss that you just met two day ago.
"So Lucy take your pick"
Makarov spoke up and the guys around her stopped. Gray was now down to his boxers and this made it very difficult to ward off Juvia.
"What do you mean chief?"
He just wasn't making any sense.
"Well this dating show's got to start somewhere"
Dating. Show. Lucy. Pick.
These words were literally filtered by the men and they rushed to Lucy like animals.
"Oi Lucy pick me, our date got ruined remember!"
"Lucy pick me, this would be a great oppurtinity for us to learn more about each other after all these years!"
"Gray-samaaaaa!"
"..."
"You're my woman remember so you HAVE to choose me"
Lucy just couldn't decide, right now they all got on her nerves.
So she decided to choose like a responsible adult.
Not because you're dirty,
Her finger pointed to Natsu then Laxus.
Not because you're clean,
Then to Juvia and then Gray.
Just because you kissed a girl behind the magazine
And then to Makarov and it finally landed on Gajeel.
"Eeeeeeeh?"
Even Juvia was surprised.
"Luuuucy"
"Woman!"
"Come on Lucy"
"..."
Inwardly he was happy.
"So does that mean you forgive me for stealing your first kiss?"
Boom. This day just got worse Natsu, Laxus and Gray. And for some reason even for Juvia.
Omake
How to put a woman off (Of you) THE GAME.
Gray finally deicded the best way to get rid of Juvia. Ask around on the internet
1. Be Fake
"Hey Juvia I'm off to save the whales"
"But you hate whales"
"No I love them"
He said this in the most annoyed tone ever and he even frowned for good measure
"How charitable of you Gray-sama, it makes me love you more and more!"
Gray facepalm. Cross this one of the list
2. Be Egocentric
"Gray-sama can you pass the salt?"
"You get it, I'm far too busy caring about myself"
"Please"
"No I don't care for you, I care only for myself"
"Me too Gray-sama, I mean after all you're jmuch more important than salt!"
. Back to the drawing board.
3. Ignore her
"Gray-sama"
"..."
"Gray-sama"
"..."
"Playing hard to get are we?"
Glomp.
Go to jail. Do not pick up $200 salary. Go straight to jail.
4. Ignore Hygiene
"Gray-sama what stinks?"
"Me, I haven't washed in weeks"
"That's so smart of you Gray-sama, you stopped bathing to save on the bills"
"That's right- wait huh?"
"I'll follow in your footsteps!"
Back to square one. Please roll the dice again
5. If all else fails, GIVE UP
"You know what Juvia I give up"
"So you decided to give up on the whales and not washing..."
He froze, was it working?
"... That's the Gray-sama I know!"
"So you knew I was faking?"
"Yes because I could see you were trying hard to resist"
No he wasn't.
"But I can help you next time"
GAME OVER
CONTINUE OR RETRY?
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If you like this then you might like my bleach fic, which is somewhat similar, except for my Oc, don't worry, she won't do a thing.
All she'll do is match Orihime up with people while providing hilarity all throughout. Plus she gave me inspiration for this.
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