Summary: Lucy is the columnist of a magazine and every day she has do deal with pesky
letters sent by lovestruck fans. But now due to complications, she has to visit each writer and talk to them personally
And frankly, she believes too many of them are too forward. This changed once again and now she has to go on a date with
her writers. Hahh, life got more complicated
an: I can only update on weekends from now on, sorry.
Rose Kittens: I'm glad you like it, now here's some more!
Shining Stellar: I was kidding about the awkward thing. And remember its not just four, there shall be more!
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WARNING: descriptive violence has appeared. please skip the first part if you are completely against it. Not for the faint hearted.
And for those who love Natsu, Gray and Laxus.
Edit: retyped after seeing a few errors thanks to Rose kittens.
Chapter 8: Embarassing
What those three men had heard had completely shocked them.
It took a while before it actually sank in.
"What?"
There are usually two main things that people do when they're confused.
The first is to ask again and the second?
To act completely batshit crazy and that's exactly what Gray, Natsu and Laxus did.
Natsu ran towards the media building, pulled out a cinder block and hurled it at Gajeel.
Gajeel pulled out a sledgehammer and smashed it to bits.
He works as a construction worker for his own company so it was completely understandable that he would have one.
Why he had it today is a mystery.
The debris scattered around the people like rain and everyone took cover.
A chunk of the block flew at Natsu, hitting his forehead and it knocked him out.
At the same time Laxus brought out his taser and lunged at Gajeel, unfortunately Gray had brought out a hose.
A large lightning display showered the plaza and Gray and Laxus had knocked themselves out.
What had actually happened was the electricity from the tazer ran through the water in the firehose and Gray's hand was over the
metal cap and Laxus was hit by the water which resulted in electrocution.
Gajeel had managed to take a step to the left and he was left unharmed.
The passerbys gasped and looked flustered as they saw the whole scene unfolding before them.
Makarov had a hard time convincing people passing by that it was all an act.
Afterwards, the three were taken to the private hospital Gray's mother owned and the doctor asked how did such a thing occur.
Makarov explained that they were doing a publicity stunt and it went 'wrong'.
Lucy sat on the couch along with Gajeel and Juvia and watched the three men sleeping comfortably.
"I have never seen them do such a stupid act for the entire time I've known them"
"Gray-sama!"
"Hmph, serves them right"
Juvia was crying and each sob she made seemed to increase in volume.
"Nggh..."
Natsu sat up and yawned loudly and Gray woke up to a snivelling Juvia by his side.
"Gray-sama!"
"They're awake!"
Somehow it felt as if they forgot someone.
"Lucy what happened?"
"You guys just freaked out on me and got seriously hurt"
"That explains the backpain"
"Well you did throw a cinder block at Gajeel"
"I did?"
"And Gray and Laxus got eletrocuted"
"Why did I get shocked?"
They turned to see Laxus looking at them with one eye open.
That's who they forgot.
"Because you guys heard I stole Lucy's first kiss"
Gajeel grinned cockily at them.
Three... Two... One.
"How dare you!"
"Wait!"
Lucy shouted at them and glared at Gajeel.
"Before you guys start again, listen to how it happened"
She explained that Gajeel was bullying and at this point Natsu was already fuming. A nurse came in to restrain him and left immediately before Lucy continued.
Gajeel cornered her on the school roof and she was scared but he confessed to her and she rejected him.
He got angry and she explained she was moving. So he asked her for a kiss and he changed from a cheek kiss to a lip on lip.
"I just felt sorry for him"
She looked down and Gray spoke up.
"So it was a pity kiss?"
"Pwa-ha-ha I should have known"
"Well you didn't get one"
"You wanna say that again steel kong!"
"Ahem. Can I get one?"
Laxus was blushing and he looked to his side.
"Sure"
Lucy giggled and kissed his cheek.
"No fair, what about me"
"Fine fine,"
She also gave Natsu one.
"Lucy can I-"
"Don't worry Gray-sama I'll give you one"
"Uwah!"
The door swung open and Makarov came through and hopped onto the couch. He cleared his throat.
"WHAT WERE YOU GUYS THINKING!"
He ranted for a few minutes before clearing his throat once again.
"If that happens one more time, all of you are disqualified"
With that being said he left.
"Does that include me?"
Lucy asked herself and Makarov came back in and answered.
How did he hear that?
"No and get ready for tommorow with you date with Gajeel"
Makarov's an old silent ninja.
Stay tuned.
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