An: I'm making a LaxusxLucy fic. I'll be releasing it soon so please read it guys!
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Chapter 13: Bonny and Clyde
Lucy was force to move back in with her father and right now
she was currently brushing her teeth.
"So Lucy have you chosen yet?"
"Who said that?"
She gripped her tooth brush tightly and swung her left arm.
The man groaned in pain clutching his nose.
"Ouch, what was the for?"
"Dad? What were you thinking sneaking up on me like that?"
He chuckled and rubbed his nose simultaneously.
"How was a tooth brush going to defend you?"
"It hurt you didn't it?"
Her dad didn't respond, looks like she was right.
"So why are you here dad, don't you have your own bathroom?"
"I just wanted to say good night." He sniffed.
The bathroom door opened and Laxus walked in on the two.
"What the hell Laxus why are you here?"
She waved the toothbrush at him
"Whoa watch where you wave that thing; you could poke an eye out."
He raised his hands up.
"Or a nose."
"Get over it dad."
She sighed and threw the tooth brush into the bath tub.
It flew over the bath curtains and hit someone's head.
They were surprised by this and hit the struggling person next to them.
"Come out of there Natsu and Gray."
"Natsu I swear I'm going to hit you one of these days."
"I'd like to see you try."
A fist collided with his face.
"I tried it and I liked it."
Natsu also rubbed his nose.
"Shut the hell up."
Lucy pointed her fingers to the door expectantly.
"!"
Their heads hung in shame, they walked out grumbling.
A small giggle was heard and Lucy punched the wall.
"Aww crap…"
The wallpaper drooped down and in it were Freed and a poor unconscious Bickslow.
"I swear I can never get a break."
She raised her arm one more time to hit Freed but he got out there quicker
than a monkey with diarrhoea.
Finally, she could just bathe without any disturbances.
Lucy slowly scrubbed her arms, they ached so much from punishing the boys.
"Why did you ever make that letter, mother?"
She staired at the glass skylight and screamed.
"Dad there's a pervert on the roof!"
Lucy ran out in only a bath towel and to her dad's office where the guys were busy talking
About their plans to woo Lucy.
"So what are you going to do Gajeel?" Gray asked.
Gajeel didn't hide away like the others; he did what a true gentleman would do,
spy on his love interest with a carefully placed camera.
"Well I'm- Whoa Lucy!"
They all gaped at her, the towel was thick but they could still clearly see her curves.
"Dad didn't you hear- What the?"
She stood there looking at them as they looked back at her.
Suddenly she realised something, she wasn't wearing clothes.
Lucy ran back into her room, grabbed her clothes changed in another bathroom
before screaming once again to her dad's office.
"There's a pervert on the roof!" She gasped, trying to get her breath back.
Most of the guys got up and ran up to the roof, while some took the elevator.
Lucy happened to come along with Laxus, Gray and Freed to the elevator while
her dad, Natsu, Gajeel and Bickslow ran up the stair.
"They're so stupid, wasting their energy like that." Laxus grinned,
slowly advancing to Lucy's side.
"Laxus you're granddad's calling you." Gray grabbed his cell phone and threw it to
The newly opened floor.
"You bastard!"
Laxus scrambled to the new floor and unluckily, the elevator door closed on him.
"Shit, I'm gonna get that Gray." Laxus stopped to answer his phone and was held up from
ever reaching the roof.
As the other three travelled on the elevator, something in the elevator shaft rumbled.
The lid at the top of the elevator shaft moved as the elevator door opened.
"W-what's that?" Lucy cowered behind Freed, she was never good with ghosts.
The lid was lifted off and Gray's worst nightmare appeared, Juvia.
"Gray-sama I found youuuu!" Juvia wailed.
She grabbed Gray and babbled away.
"- I was lost in this mansion for two days and never had a thing to eat
but it was worth it just to find you."
She collapsed from the dizziness and hunger pangs and Gray had no choice but to go off
and get her something to eat.
So in the end, it was just Freed and Lucy left, the two never really talked much
and it was an awkward journey up to the roof.
When the door finally opened and Freed walked ahead, Lucy sighed in relief.
Sometimes that guy's silence was just too much.
Whatever happened to the other four you asked, well Natsu and the rest finally made it.
And all that was left was to open the door to the roof.
There was a deep red plaque over the closed doors.
"Door not in service? Old man what the hell is that about?" Natsu pointed at the plaque.
"I'm not really sure; I think I made this as a prank on one April Fools' day."
"So you just wasted a crap load of money and this stairs and a fake door!"
Natsu blew up. He was just about to strangle the foolish old man.
Creeeaaaak.
The door opened.
"The door can be opened you fools." Gajeel went ahead of them, towards the two shadows in the
distance.
"Oh yeah that was the joke." Lucy's dad chuckled while an irked Bickslow and Natsu looked at him.
All four of them walked to the two shadowy figures who decided to run in the opposite direction
to the elevator.
Ping. Out came two people, one uncomfortable Lucy and one embarrassed Freed.
"The pervert!" She pointed at the man and fly kicked him while the rest advance on the other man,
She easily knocked them out but met her demise when out of nowhere Elfman appeared and body
slammed her down to the ground.
"I think you overdid it." Natsu awkwardly chuckled at Lucy.
By the time she was finished, the guy had his limbs wrapped up with duct tape.
"Well we need to regroup." They dragged them down to her dad's office with
a bag over their heads.
"Now let's see who they are."
They removed the bags from their heads.
"Wait Loke and… who's this?"
She pointed at the unknown man but Loke was still knocked out from the fly kick she gave him.
"They're not men. A true man never-"
An: That ends it for now, once again, thanks for reading!