An: My LaLu fic –Long-sighted- is out. Please read it! Check it out from my author page if you didn't see it on the fairy tail fanfic page! And most of all please tell me what you think.
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Chapter 14: Sleepover!
Gray interrupted Elfman and pushed past him.
"Hey its Lyon."
Lucy stared at the other man hardly and sighed
"Who's that?"
"Some guy I knew in school after you left."
The 'guy' looked around the room as if he was searching for someone. He huffed and shouted something after his yes met Lucy's'.
"Hussy."
Her eye twitched.
"Hey Gray where's Juvia?"
He completely ignored the look on her face and all the men in the room became dangerously quiet. They walked in unison towards the unfortunate man who was oblivious to the fact that he may have just signed his death wish.
"Hu-ssy? You wanna say that again?"
They droned in unison and cracked their knuckles in unison. Lyon chuckled nervously at them.
Juvia came into the room with a bucket of chicken in her and searched for Gray in the room and when her eyes saw Lucy she whispered
"Hussy."
"You guys are starting to creep me out now- hey theres Juvia, Hi Juvi-"
Crash! Bang! Wallop!
"Aaeeeoouuugghh…"
Satisfied, they laid Lyon back down on the floor twitching like a quivering mess.
"Did Juvia say something?" Gray thought aloud.
"Of course Gray-sama I just said that you were magnificent beating up that horrible, horrible- hey it's Lyon."
She pointed and giggled at the pile of Lyon and grabbed Gray's arm.
"Come now Gray-sama, it's getting late."
This time Lucy's dad spoke up, proud at the fact the Lucy found some very interesting people.
"Why don't you all stay here? I have plenty of room."
"I get to share with Lucy!"
"Nonsense Nuts-"
Natsu glowered as the other guys snickered.
"It's Natsu."
"Natsu, Nuts it's all the same. Anyways, the men must share rooms with one another and the girls the same."
"But you just said you had plenty of room."
"Did I Laxative? Coming from a rich background you must know that rich men are stingy."
This time it was Laxus' turn to be mocked and his piercing glared silenced those who dared to laugh.
"So the girls will stay on the third floor and the boys on the second. Good night guys."
He walked out the room nonchalantly, not aware of the problems he had just created.
Juvia was left with her eternal rival while the men were left with another. Can anyone survive?
Round 1: Stare-off
The guys all stared at one another, making sure that the others wouldn't sneak off to the third floor and when Laxus got up, they all protested.
"Where are you going?" Loke eyed at him suspiciously with his swollen eyes, unsure of whom it was.
"The toilet."
"Sure you are." Gray mockingly said slowly.
"He's probably taken too much of himself."
"Aaaaaa- good one Gajeel!" Natsu chortled.
"Shut up!"
Juvia glared at Lucy while the girl called her friends.
'I bet she's hatching a plan to take Gray-sama from me!'
Juvia stood up and shouted:
"I won't allow it Lucy!"
She stomped off to the door to make sure Lucy would escape.
"Girls, it turns out Juvia doesn't want that picture of Gray when he was younger."
"Aww too bad, he looks kinda cute in it."
Round 2: Sizing-up
"My one's bigger!" Natsu beamed.
"No my one is, look how shiny it is as well!" Loke showed off.
"Well mine is Lucy's favourite colour!" Gray boasted.
"Have you men no shame? As a man it's the technique that counts!" Elfman defended.
"No you're all wrong, mine is the best!" Bickslow showed them and they all agreed upon it.
He too it out of his pants and showed them the biggest they ever seen. A golden-inlaid sapphire engagement ring, it had more craftwork technique than Elfman's ring and it was Lucy's favourite gem.
"Where'd you get it?" Freed asked him, suspiciously of his bodyguard partner.
"From that babbling Lyon."
Juvia stared at Lucys and then at hers.
"It's not fair, why are hers bigger?"
She sighed and ate her smaller chocolate mousse.
Juvia sighed and turned on the TV, maybe she should get a new one!
Boobs that is.
Final round: Knockout
"I'll use my Charizard's fireblast and destroy your Electabuzz Laxus"
"Nope, I won already."
Natsu looked down and noticed Electabuzz already thrashed his Pokémon.
"Damn I was so close."
"Anyone else want to play?"
All the other were playing blackjack and Gajeel guffawed at the two.
"No thanks, Pokémon is for douches."
Bickslow smiled and placed down his winning card.
"So Pokémon can only be played by showers?"
"Take this Lucy!"
Juvia pile-drived Lucy into oblivion as the night sky soon was replaced by the morning sun.
That morning Juvia woke up in a cold sweat and noticed that she had dreamt the whole thing and cursed herself for not actually doing it.
It turns out that Lyon sneaked into the room and Juvia did it on him and he slept like that the whole night.
They all met up at the breakfast hall where the only one with a good night's sleep was Lucy and her father.
"So did everyone enjoy their stay here?"
"…"
An: BTW, for the other Hot Off the Press Chapters; they weren't typed on Microsoft which is why they ended up like that but don't worry, I'll edit that during my free time. You can read them again if you like but they'll just have minor changes such as paragraphing and typos.
I'll make it more romantic next chapter.
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