Snake

Snake went to the forest in search of some fruits. In the middle of the forest, he found a young woman wearing a dress. He quickly reconized it as his comrade, Mei Ling.

"Mei Ling? Is that you? You're gorgeous..." Snake drooled. Mei Ling turned around and giggled and gestured to come closer. Snake smoothened his hair and walked toward her. But, she burst into a cloud of black smoke. Primids jumped out of their hiding spots and laughed. They dragged the unconcious spy to Subspace. They didn't notice that Snake's headband dragged off of his head and was buried into the ground.

*q*

Snake woke up in a cage and saw Captain Falcon without his helmet.

"Dude, what's up? Lost your helmet?" Snake asked. Captain Falcon ignored him.

"Don't worry. He just in a rusty mood, that's all." Samus sighed.

"I am not in a rusty mood!" Captain Falcon hissed.

"Sheesh! I think I know what been cooking his beef...Primids! Unless they were cooking chicken, pork, pasta?" Setsuko joked.

"Shut up! I don't want to hear another word from you!" Captain Falcon growled.

"Hey, hey, hey! Take it easy on the little one. You know this is her first time in Subspace and she's been taking life a bit hard in her past. At least of what I know from Samus..." Snake said. Setsuko's eyes snapped at him.

"I had nothing hard in my past! It's a normal one like you guys! Man, can you guys quit talking about me? I'm sick and tired of all this shizz about me here and there! Setsuko's past here! Setsuko's past there! It's everywhere!" Setsuko snapped. Peach gave her some tea, but she refused (well what do you expect, she hates tea, but she doesn't like to hurt hearts).

"Woah, sorry..." Snake said.

"It's okay, I guess...I mean, accidents happen alot, right? I guess I would let you slide" Setsuko said. Then a Primid randomly threw a brick at Snake's head.

Yeah that part, I was never thinking...I keep thinking about many things like school, other pairing, getting punched in the face by the Resident Evil guys (mostly Steve or Leon) for accidentaly reading the wrong fic unintetionally when I don't know who's paired up with who? Even if I find just a summary I still get punched in the face! Even if I see one picture of a couple like Ada and Leon, guess what? I'm in the dentist the next day for new teeth. They sure pack a punch! Remember kids, knuckle sandwiches are 'not' good for your teeth at all (Runawayguys reference, especially when it comes to Chuggaaconroy and Protonjon) they have so much cavities that it'll break your teeth! Anyways, Enough ranting about me getting beaten up even though it hurts, please review and constuctive critizism please. Bye-OUCH! Steve! I'm sorry! Okay? I thought it was you and Sherry not you liking Claire and you despising Sherry and also making it Wesker and Sherry! OUUUUCCH! (loses all teeth) Vack tho la denthist alen...I haef gevving ou teef evewyway. (Back to the dentist again...I hate getting new teeth everyday.)