"Hey! Aiyana!" Metrocity froze as Bernard called her name.
"Yes?" she returned nastily, turning with reluctance.
"Listen," he said, flying towards her, and it made her want to punch him. The jerk! First she couldn't try to kill him, now he was asking for it? Why couldn't he just walk like any normal person! Metrocity didn't see how the citizens of Metrocity could see her and her father as freaks and not see Metro Man and Bernard as the same. "I'm sorry I said what I said earlier; I was a jerk."
"Oh, you're just now realizing this? And what do you mean by was?"
"Hey, I just came here to apologize!" Bernard defended.
"Well maybe you shouldn't have made fun of me in the first place! For all you know I come from a broken home with thirty siblings and a dog for my only friend, and that little comment made me either want to commit suicide or shoot up the shool!" He was about to reply, then paused before continuing.
"Do you?"
"No! But maybe you should think about that before you open your big fat mouth next time!"
"Look, I'm sorry!" he repeated, landing on the ground at last. "I just want to say that, and tell you that I think—you're kinda pretty." Metrocity gave him a look, and couldn't help but think, who the Hell does he think he is?" So, would you like to go out some time?"
Metrocity was about to tell him she'd rather eat dog feces, when an idea entered her head. A beautiful, horrible, evil idea, the likes of which not even Megamind had ever thought of, or her Mother, who would have had a better chance at going through with it—not that she blamed them. The very idea of going through with it made her sick, but the scheme itself was just so brilliant...
"Sure," she agreed, catching Bernard by surprise. "I'll go out with you."
"Great. Um, how about I pick you up at eight—"
"Where are we going?" Metrocity asked.
"I figured we'd got to the park."
"OK then. I'll just meet you there at eight. It's not far from my house," she lied. "Goodbye."
"Um..Bye!" he called after her, and Metrocity grinned a wicked, malicious grin as she walked away. Before the month was through, she'd make sure Bernard was run through with more than one device of torture and/or death.
And she'd do it from the inside out.
Author Comments:
That's using your noggin Metrocity! How could it possibly go wrong? In several ways. In several. Will it? Perhaps. You, my readers, already know I'm demented like that. Will Megamind approve of the plan? I've no clue. How about Roxanne? I'm pretty sure not... And did Metrocity ever get punished for threatening Bernard and leaving the class? Of course, this isn't a fairy tale! :D