"I'm going to be a father, Minion!" Megamind cried, bursting through the lair door.
"What!" Minion cried, standing fast.
"I know, isn't it great?" Megamind cried, throwing himself into his high-backed leather chair and swiveling around the room a few times. "Roxanne is already two months along! She went to the doctor to see why she was sick in the mornings, and—"
"Sir!" Minion exclaimed, voice a few octaves too high as he rushed over to stop his Master's swiveling. "This is terrible, this is horrendous, the worst thing that could have ever happened!"
"Minion, I can't make that bad of a Dad!" Megamind said, crossing his arms and looking poutily up at his fish friend.
"Sir, this baby will blow your entire cover!" Minion explained, desperation in his voice. "If Miss Ritchi has your baby, she'll know who you really are!"
"It's not like she's really having my baby, Minion, she's having Bernard's baby!"
"But she's not having Bernard's baby. Sir; you're the one under the disguise!"
"So?" Megamind asked, as dangerously clueless as usual.
"Sir! If Roxanne Ritchi has this baby, with your DNA, she will know, without a doubt, that you are not Bernard!" Minion shouted, spelling it out for his boss, and Megamind's face lit up with terror and recognition as the fish made it painfully clear what, exactly, was going on. "You are the only blue person with an abnormally large, bald head on this planet! The odds that your child will have one, if not all of those traits, are so high that the percentage of the failure rating can't even be recounted by the average computer!"
"Oh no!" Megamind lamented, the swivel completely gone from his mood. "Oh no, Minion; Minion I have to tell Miss Ritchi; I have to find some way to tell her before the baby comes, or she'll hate me forever!"
Author Comments:
Oh, Megamind, you clueless fool...*Shakes head* XDXD, Megamind is in trooouuublllleee...And Minion even had to spell it out for him. :/