(I do not own Naruto. -_- if I did I wouldn't be writing on fanfiction and the awesome characters wouldn't die T_T So I'm new at this I appreciate reviews if you like and I plan to update often. To reply to My reviews :D Jay-Otaku-Dee! ^_^ Thanks I appreciate the support and I'm sorry this took so long I'll try updating faster!
Also the plot will soon start to make sense as well as the girls back stories I hope My writing pleases you.)
(Skyler: They get it, now stop rambling. Me:you get back in the story and be entertaining.
Skyler: Well someone has to be. Me: T-T You have such a smart mouth.)
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LICKING ME!" Kisame shouts trying to tear Saphira off.
"HN!" Itachi grunts loudly as Danni is climbing all over him singing. "What am I doing? What a silly question! I'm rubbing on you so I can be badass like you!" Danni yells as with an evil glint in her eye as she nuzzles his neck.
"Get off me un!" Deidara is yelling as he tries to tear Skyler off his back. "NO WAY!" Skyler shouts holding onto his pony tail as she stays on his back.
"BRATS! All of you are brats!" Sasori is shouting as he tries to catch Taylor. His goal is more focused on getting the scroll in her hand. "Awe whats the matter Pinocchio? Want this?" Taylor shakes the scroll as she runs.
Pein is watching all of this showing no emotion except for a twitch on the side of his mouth every now and again.
'I think I better start from the beginning. No this is not Pein! Hahaha like he'd take time to explain what happened. It's me Danni! So on with how this happened.'
"Brat can't this 'thing' move faster?'' Sasori snaps arms crossed over his chest trying to look menacing with two girls drooling on him as they sleep peacefully.
"Danna if it could isn't it obvious I would un.'' Deidara says looking miserable as Danni lays across his shoulders. 'How can she sleep like this un?' Deidara shakes his head as he thinks of he numerous times he's tried to move her.
"Brat!" Sasori suddenly shouts pointing trying to get up. Deidara's head snaps towards the direction his partners finger is pointing. The purple haired one is plummeting towards the ground. Suddenly without even opening their eyes all the girls jump up screaming the same thing. "TAYLOR." Then all of the girls jump off the bird asleep.
Deidara and Sasori didn't expect that and look at each other before they jump off to catch the girls. "Danna why are we saving them un?" Deidara shouts as he takes some clay out and starts making something. "Because brat. Look at their clothes and don't you sense their chakra? Leader-sama would kill us if we let them die before we could see if they are any use to us. Brat" Sasori spits the last part out as he sends Chakra threads to catch two of the girls. They are about three hundred feet from the ground at this point and closing in fast. "WHAT THE HELL!" Skyler wakes up screaming flailing her arms.
"HEY WHO THE HELL THREW US OUT OF A PLANE! NOBODY HAD BETTER TOUCHED MY CHEETOS!" Saphira shouts spinning in the air glaring at everyone.
"I'M PETER PAN SO SUCK ON THAT! HAHAHAHA!'' Danni yells holding up the victory sign. "SOMEWHERE A MAN WAS EATEN ALIVE BY A GORILLA!" Taylor shouts the last to wake up. Sasori and Deidara deadpan in midair not an easy thing to do.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU ALL JUMP OFF MY BEAUTIFULLY EXPLOSIVE CREATION AND YOU ACT AS IF YOUR NOT SECONDS FROM DEATH UN! KATSU!" Deidara shouts moving his arms up and down as he reveals a bigger clay bird and Sasori pulls the other two girls up with his chakra strings while he lands on the bird. Sasori says nothing then he opens his mouth. "B-r-a-t-s."
All the girls look at each other then they smirk. "Well Deidara who would want to sit on your err ahem 'explosive creation.' We're just innocent young girls." Danni says putting emphasis on the explosive creation and young girls part.
Deidara Sputters turning red. "I- You-Ugh shut up un!" Deidara starts pulling out clay with every intention if blowing them all up.
"Brat do I have to explain it all to you again?" Sasori drawls scowling arms crossed. Deidara stops suddenly. "Peh fine! Can we at least tie them up un?" Deidara looks at Sasori. Sasori nods. "I'll place chakra bindings while you get us back to the base brat." Sasori then starts making hand signs Taylor watches his hands.
All the girls are lined up sitting quietly as Sasori sits and Deidara is watching where they are flying. Taylor notices her bonds are gone. She looks at her friends to see that theirs are still on. 'Strange whats with that?' Taylor looks at Sasori with her unspoken thoughts.
She sees his eye lids suddenly close. He starts falling forward Taylor panics not wanting to catch Sir. Tongues-alot attention. She catches Sasori quietly.
Breathings a silent sigh of relief Taylor looks to her friends to see they are free now as well. Each of them puts a finger to their lips in a silent agreement.
Taylor lays Sasori down 'Phew human sized wooden puppets are freaking heavy!' Taylor stretches her arms from the strain before noticing a scroll on his side she reads 'Hiruko'. Taylor smirks and gently without tugging and potentially waking the nut cracker man she tucks the scroll into he hip satchel.
Suddenly Deidara starts talking. "Danna we should be about two hours from the base un." All the girls look to each other before Saphira tries impersonating Sasori. The other girls sit down pretending to be tied up and Saphira sits the puppet man up and says in a voice she hopes sounds lat least close to Sasori.
"Good…brat." Deidara scratches his head tempted to look back. 'Somethings not right here un.' Deidara turns around and Sasori's eyes are open but his hands are on the either side of his head. "Danna you have a headache un? Can you even get a head ache un?"
Deidara looks at him tilting his head in question. Suddenly all the girls burst out laughing even Saphira. Sasori is dropped and hits the clay bird face first. ''What did you do to My danna un!" Deidara shouts pointing an accusing finger. " Your Danna ooh? We did nothing he just fell asleep! Really!" Danni says holding her hands up while Deidara scowls at this. Deidara moves and exams Sasori. "Chakra exhaustion? How?" Deidara is perplexed but looks at the girls. "We're walking so I can keep all of you in line until he wakes up.
Deidara makes a horse sized clay spider and puts Sasori on it and uses some rope to tie the girls up.
"Itachi, Kisame I want you to see what has detained Sasori and Deidara. They should have been back hours ago, Sasori is never late." Pein looks to Itachi and Kisame. Itachi closes his eyes in acknowledgement and starts walking away. Kisame gives a sharky grin as he turns to follow his partner to complete their orders.
"Dedeee! I'm tired!" Taylor whines.
"I'm hungry! Please died daisy!" Danni joins in whining. Saphira and Skyler smirk and start doing their parts. "Yeah we've been walking for hours why can't we rest? Or at least make more spidey things to carry us too!" Saphira says in an annoying voice. "Guys we all know why he takes such good care of his partner." Skyler says smirking.
Deidara stops and starts emitting massive K.I "Shut up all of you are annoying me un!" Deidara finishes breathing hard.
"So you don't deny taking 'special' care of your danna?" Danni says. Deidara turns red realizing what they are hinting at. "NO! I'm not into that! And neither is Danna un!" Deidara shouts moving his arms up and down.
The girls all giggle. "AWE! you care for your danna like a brother its so cute!" Taylor says gushing. This ticks Deidara off and he reaches into his pouch. "Wheres My clay? What is this mud!" Deidara says as his hand mouths spit out the brown stuff.
"Well I should hope so. You know you could have went behind a tree Dei-da-ra." Skyler says his name in singsong. 'I can't believe he didn't even feel me switch his clay with mud. Deidara's face shows disgust as Skyler thinks about this.
Before anything else can be said Itach and Kisame clear their throats. Deidara looks up to see them standing in a tree watching them. Deidara scowls as his eyes land on the emotionless Uchiha. "You.'' Deidara utters that one word with disdain.
Sasori finally wakes up from all the commotion. "Brat what happened?" Sasori says then he takes in the scene. "Leader sent us to see why you are late." Itachi monotones emotionlessly. "It looks like you need help with these little girls."Kisame says showing his sharky grin.
Deidara is about to protest when Sasori cuts him off. "We're late? Grr we better hurry then brat." Sasori says looking at Deidara cutting off his refusal. Deidara grumbles but starts walking towards the base stiffly.
"We're only half an hour away from the base." Kisame says as he picks up the rear starting to prod the girls forward with his sword. "Ahh! I don't like tampons! Danni shouts making sure lots of space is between her and Kisame's Samehade. All of the other girls stifle giggles and move forward.
'I wonder when we'll get some answers.' Taylor thinks quietly' All the other girls thoughts mirror hers. "You look like those guys with the funny hats in England!" Danni exclaims getting all up in Itachi's face. Itachi's eye twitches in response, "Danni you mean the Guards regiment." Taylor says giggling. "Yeah those guys." Danni starts poking Itachi'c check. "You have such soft cheeks! Not your butt ones I mean your face!" Itachi's eye starts twitching as Danni says this.
"WHERES HIRUKO!" Sasori shouts finally realizing his scroll is gone. Taylor flinches Sasori doesn't miss this and starts storming towards her.
Skyler trips Sasori and then all hell breaks loose. Kisame starts to knock them out starting with Saphira who was the closest. Slinging her over his shoulder Kisame chases after the others grumbling.
Taylor reaches the base first which is a giant dome covered by moss and a tree to camouflage it from eyes. Skyler isn't far behind holding onto Deidara's half ponytail using him as a horse which Deidara was not in the least bit happy with. Danni was currently slung over Itachi's shoulder looking annoyed at being caught so easily then a glint comes into her eye as she starts slithering all over him saying in singsong, "Weasel-san smells like dango's!" Itachi is staying emotionless fighting his twitch.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LICKING ME!" Kisame shouts trying to tear Saphira off.
"HN!" Itachi grunts loudly as Danni is climbing all over him singing. "What am I doing? What a silly question! I'm rubbing on you so I can be badass like you!" Danni yells as with an evil glint in her eye as she nuzzles his neck.
"Get off me un!" Deidara is yelling as he tries to tear Skyler off his back. "NO WAY You might try using your perverted creations on us!" Skyler shouts holding onto his half pony tail as she stays on his back.
"BRATS! All of you are brats!" Sasori is shouting as he tries to catch Taylor. His goal is more focused on getting the scroll in her hand. "Awe whats the matter Pinocchio? Want this?" Taylor shakes the scroll as she runs.
Pein is watching all of this showing no emotion except for a twitch on the side of his mouth every now and again.
"STOP! ALL OF YOU! BEFORE I TEAR ALL OF YOUR LIMBS OFF AND SEW THEM ON BACKWRDS! AND MAKE YOU WALK FOR A WEEK!.