(I don't own Naruto or any of the characters mentioned in this chappie T_T Stop rubbing it in cruel world! Taylor:This is why people think your weird. Me:correction :D I know I'm weird and proud of it! Taylor:…..Who am I kidding XD haha What doesn't kill you makes you stranger. So I hope I'm improving along the lines in writing, though if you see anything wrong just tell me Also I know I left it at a sorta half cliffy XD) Response to my reviewers! I love you all! So Quiet-Harmony-chan, thanks for your review ^_^ I felt very happy and special and no everything won't be too random, I have a plot :3 and as for them being idiots (All the girls: Hey! Who you calling idiot! You idiot!)
Soo anyway as I was saying before being rudely interrupted. (Cue accusing glare) They are geniuses walking the thin line of insanity and geniuseness! ^_^ Skyler: Is geniusesness even a word? Taylor:Um no, no it isn't….
"STOP! ALL OF YOU! BEFORE I TEAR ALL OFF YOUR LIMBS OFF AND SEW THEM ON BACKWARDS! AND MAKE YOU WALK FOR A WEEK!."
Peins voice raises an octave or two, I automatically wince and notice Taylor doing the same.
"well no need to get touchy now Foxy."
I can't stop the cheeky grin forming on my face, I think I'm going to love ticking these guys off.
Pein turns towards me with a pure look of malice."We may have no need for the idiotic one."
Pein says through gritted teeth.
"Awe come on Hidan isn't that bad, I mean he has his good and bad points like everyone else, well more bad than good but we can't be picky in a criminal organization."
I finish and sigh dramatically.
"Danni you're going to get us all killed." Skyler whispers harshly to me.
"What? No they won't! Their a bunch of S-ranked criminals not psychotic criminals" I say waggling my finger.
"Also looks like they need more females unless they go that way if you know what I mean.'' I wiggle my eyebrows suggestively then a sharp pain hits the back of my head.
"Ouch! Skyler what was that for?" I say glaring pointedly at my said so-called green haired friend.
''I'm just trying to make it to at least twenty five!'' Skyler shouts then she says more quietly. "But with you I'd be lucky to make it too seventeen.''
"Alright fine I'll go and smooth things over just for you." Rolling my eyes I lazily saunter over to Pein and Konan.
"I'm sorry if I hurt you 'feelings' please forgive my rudeness.'' I I can't help but emphasize the feelings part.
"QUIET!"
Peins voice shakes the earth and yet he looks composed, to outsiders it might seem that we could be discussing the weather.
''Who said we're inducting them into our organization?"
After listening carefully I deduce it to be Kisame's voice Rubbing his temples Pein turns to Kakuzu and whispers something.
I know I'm suppose to be quiet but theres an itch starting in my nose 'Oh no! Must..not..sneeze…' So my plan of action against the attack of sneezes is to stand still with my eyes shut.
"Is something wrong with her? she looks like she's in pain un? Maybe we're lucky and she's dying un?"
Sir speech impediment shall suffer for that comment later! Finally the itch is gone phew, I open my eyes and see everyone staring at me.
Pein just looks grumpy sheesh who pissed in his cheerios?
Konan just looks elegant as always though she's not really showing any emotion…ahem moving on.
Kakuzu is eyeing Taylor's kitty wallet that is peeking out of her back pocket, predictable.
"Kakuzu put them in the interrogation room NOW"
Pein looks pissed and about to murder everyone except Konan.
"Right now?"
I say in a whiny voice and before I know it Pein has me by my collar and is looking me dead in the eye,
with his rinnegan activated.
"You will shut your mouth and sit still, or I'll cut your tongue out and sew your mouth closed while I'm at it.''
I gulp and then it happens, I sneeze in his face.
"Oh shit." Hmm who said that? Oh yeah that was me.
A deafening silence stretches for what seems like an eternity I know I should be terrified
right now after all I just sneezed in Peins face, not to mention he's is one of the most terrifying s-ranked criminals in this world.
Pein makes no move to wipe his face suddenly his eyes blazed and he looks crazed.
"I'm going to kill you in the most painful way imaginable little girl."
His voice drip with venom as he drops me on my but and starts taking threatening steps forward.
"Well can't be that horrible, you seem like a sensible guy not a dandy foppish dreamer."
I quickly cover my mouth, oh man I really have to think before I speak!
"Wait stop!"
Skyler jumps forward after twisting away from the Deidara's grip,
taking a quick survey I see Kisame holding Saphira back
and Taylor is….hey where is she? Remembering that I'm inches from death I look to see Skyler a few feet away from me and Pein,
with her long legs she covers that distance quickly.
"Pein I know Danni is an annoying idiot, but we can be useful… all of us."
Skyler waits to see if she has his attention Pein has stopped and isn't paying attention to either of us.
Actually he looks…frozen? I snap my head around which turns out to be a wrong and I end up with a burning pain in my neck.
"Ouch." Rubbing my neck I notice all of the Akatsuki members are frozen.
"Dammit! Just as I was going to give a great speech."
I chuckle at her before replying.
"You know that always happens to you. Every time you try and make a speech? Remember at school when that fire started when you were going to do your speech on homeless kittens?"
"Oi! Get me out of Jawses grip!''
Saphira is wiggling around madly and after all her struggles she doesn't move Kisame an inch.
Skyler sighs and mutters something incoherent before walking over and lifting Saphira's arms up over her head
then without warning kicking her legs forward making Saphira slide through Kisame's immovable grip.
Landing hard on her but Saphira trains her cold silver eyes onto Skylers and proceeds to glare daggers.
"You suck."
Saphira says getting up dusting herself off.
"You just said to get you out, you never specified how."
Skyler says smirking, I finally decide to cut in.
"Guys wheres Taylor?"
Skyler looks around while Saphira shakes her head side to side.
"Right here!"
All our heads snap towards Taylor's voice and we are met with quite a surprise
she is being followed by those white robed guys.
Taylor walks over to us but the white robes keep their distance.
"Can you guys give us your names? I mean I'm calling you the 'white robed' guys in my head and its getting annoying.
"Well we were going to introduce ourselves before you decided to tell us about your schizophrenic tendencies."
The white robe on the left says, rude much!
"Kid, watch your mouth. These are the chosen saviours the
last thing you want is to get on their bad corners."
A women's voice chides the rude one.
"Who you calling kid? I'm two fucking thousand years old! Also its 'bad side' hag!"
"So what I can speak how I like.
Oh and I'm guessing I should be impressed that you can swear, so cute."
The two robed figures continue to bicker the women coming out on top.
I could sit here and listen quietly, they are entertaining but I'd rather know
whats going on and what are we doing here, also whats with this saviour business?
"Um excuse me but what are we doing here and whats with the live human statues?"
I say jutting my finger towards the still motionless Akatsuki.
Finally they stop their arguing and look towards me, the women answering first.
"Oh right sorry, usually Lionel is here keeping this midget in check but he isn't so he tends to get side tracked and thus dragging me along."
The guy seems to be getting ticked off and tries to make a move forward, like I said he tries but out of no where another robed person.
What is with mysterious people and robes or maybe the robe makes a person mysterious?
Shaking myself out of my thoughts I look towards the new comer as soon as he reaches the others he throws his hood back.
"Why we keep these on I'll never understand, so have my companions explained why you are here?"
Says the new figure though I'm sure I must look like a fish with my mouth hanging open.
I didn't know what to expect but I'm sort of in awe, not by his chocolatey brown hair or by his shining skin its his
luminescent purple eyes, its like looking into a swirling vortex of many shades of purple.
That and he didn't seem that old around twenty I'd guess.
"No they didn't, could you tell us?"
Taylor ask scrutinizing the other two who are still hooded.
"Geez I'm sorry they tend idiots, oh and my names Lionel."
Spinning on his heel Lionel turns around and flicks their hoods off.
"Guys I told you to take those off when you've introduced yourselves! These girls are the chosen ones, not the enemy."
Lionel starts scolding the other two, ok now I see why he's the leader. He's scary as hell when he's mad.
Taking a gulp of air and a few steps back I hide behind Skyler and wait for Lionel's mad tirade to end.
"So unless we want a repeat of the night of paper lamp night I suggest you both dig deep down inside of yourselves and find some inner control.
By that point I started inching away from the crazy people, or er crazed crazier people but I end up tripping over something.
"So where was I? Oh good you've started to take a seat, this might take awhile." Lionel says waving his hand dismissively.
"You girls are valuable…extremely valuable. You are reincarnations of beings of supreme power."
"Wh-what..whe..my..me…mum..dad..baby?" Ok I admit that mad absolutely no sense what so ever.
(So sorry for not updating but I have a good excuse! I was travelling for a whole month. But there will be another upload today! :D and :P this isn't an oc is god-like powerful or a mary sue story believe me these guys are idiots -_- Skyler;Well your a lousy author but you don't hear me complaining. Me;Wasn't that technically a complaint? :0