Twilight Nursery Rhymes

by unicorn-skydancer08

All of the classic verses and limericks we know from our childhood, with a major Twilight twist. Not suitable for children, or for anyone who's a Twilight devotee!

4. Fiddle Dee Dee

TWILIGHT NURSERY RHYMES

I think it's been long enough that I can post another anti-Twilight nursery rhyme. I've a feeling we're in for another round of Twilight hysteria, since the first half of the fourth movie is due to hit theaters any day.

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Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

Poem © unicorn-skydancer08

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4. Fiddle Dee Dee

Fiddle-dee-dee, fiddle-dee-dee
Mary Sue's married the Stu Gary
They got themselves hitched
Though a child was she
Mary Sue's married the Stu Gary