Twilight Nursery Rhymes

by unicorn-skydancer08

All of the classic verses and limericks we know from our childhood, with a major Twilight twist. Not suitable for children, or for anyone who's a Twilight devotee!

5. Edward Had a Little Girl

TWILIGHT NURSERY RHYMES

The longest AT nursery rhyme yet. But after this, that'll be all folks, for now. I don't have any more rhymes to post for the time being anyway. Try to guess which one this is set to, if you can.

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5. Edward Had a Little Girl

Edward had a little girl
Little girl
Little girl
Edward had a little girl
Whose life was pain and woe
And everywhere that Edward went,
Edward went,
Edward went,
Everywhere that Edward went,
The girl was sure to go

He followed her through school each day
School each day
School each day
He followed her through school each day
Which was against the rules
But in his case, that's just okay
Just okay
Just okay
In his case, that's just okay
He's far too old for school!

He would switch from here to there,
Here to there,
Here to there,
He would switch from here to there,
But still he lingered near
He would wait patiently about
Patiently about
Patiently about
He would wait patiently about
Till Bella would appear

Why does she love Edward so?
Love Edward so?
Love Edward so?
Why does she love Edward so?
He's a sparkling dead guy!
So, what else can Bella do,
Bella do,
Bella do?
So, what else can Bella do?
Without him, she'd just die!