As the team leader, Kaldur had called the meeting. Well, it wasn't just because of his authority. He, like everyone else, had had enough of the Boy Wonder's pranks. All the members of the team (except Artemis and Wally, who refused to speak about the Facebook incident) had been complaining for hours while Robin sat in the hospital wing, probably cackling in his creepy way. No one had informed Robin about the meeting.

"This is crazy. If he keeps this up, he'll have pulled more pranks than me by next week." Wally was complaining to anyone who would listen, though no one was. They were all trying to talk over each other. "More pranks than me!" he repeated.

"You know I'd never agree with Wally, but he's actually right," said Artemis. "Well, somewhat. Robin has always been the prank master."

"Excuse me?" said the irritated speedster.

"The point is, we need to stop him. Prank him back. See how he likes it."

The room was silent now, as the Junior Justice League thought about all the implications of this.

"How could we manage what you propose?" asked Kaldur. "Robin is a master of the art of pranks. He would spot any attempt we make. Not only does he know every trick in the book, he wrote the book."

"Wow, Kaldur," said M'gann. "You actually just made a joke."

The group stared at him in mock disbelief, and Kaldur shifted uncomfortably.

"I GOT IT!"

All heads turned to the corner of the room, where Superboy, who had been silent until now, was standing. And excited grin was on his face; it was the happiest anyone had ever seen him.

"We hit him where it hurts."

"And where would that be?" asked Kaldur.

"In the Zatanna."


Robin was sitting in the kitchen eating lunch. It was the first meal he had had in weeks that didn't taste like hospital, so he shoveled it quickly into his mouth. Which caused him much more embarrassment when Zatanna walked in the door.

"Zuzzzzznnnnuuuuu?" he said, then swallowed the lump of food in his mouth. "Uh… I mean, Zatanna? Um, what are you doing-"

Zatanna stepped forward and kissed him.


M'gann stepped forward and kissed him. This is really weird, she thought to the rest of the team. I know he thinks I'm Zatanna, but I'm still the one kissing him.

She felt Robin stiffen, and saw his eyes widen in shock. But after a moment he relaxed, letting it happen. He must really like me, thought M'gann. I mean, Zatanna.

After a few moments, as planned, the real Zatanna walked in.

At first, the magician was completely shocked, as anyone would be, to see herself kissing Robin. Have I traveled forward in time? was her first thought. But then she saw the Junior Justice League peeking through the door and laughing silently, and she realized what was happening: they were finally getting payback.

"Very funny, M'gann," she said, smirking.

M'gann broke away from Robin, smiling widely.

Robin looked at the two Zatannas, trying to process what he was seeing. "But you… but I… You kissed me!" And then, "Not cool, man! Not cool!" In the blink of an eye, Robin was gone.

M'gann glanced at Zatanna. "He really likes you, you know."

"I know, right? It's almost unhealthy."

And sudden laughter burst from everyone in the room.