Germany's house was… kinda small. Much smaller than Austria's house but that was probably because he was bigger, Prussia guessed. The fact that he'd knocked was surprising but it was necessary to his continued life to be amazingly awesome. Any other day, Prussia would have burst through the door like always but with his little brother, that never was a good plan. The last time he'd done that, All he'd found was an empty house and a mine in the face. Germany really didn't like him. Prussia couldn't imagine why. When no one came to the door, Prussia got pissed.

"Hey, West! Open up!" He shouted banging on the doors. The clanks and clicks he heard on the other side said that Germany had gotten new locks. To keep him out. That did not deter him at all.

"W-whose there?" An unsteady voice asked from the other side. So cute, Prussia thought. Little Italy, frightened of the mighty Prussia. All was right with the world.

"Hey, Italy! It's me, Prussia." His trademark smirk still in place.

"Prussia?" He said curiously. A peep hole poked out of the door. Seconds later, he spoke. "Prussia! It so nice to see you again. Germany's not here now but I can tell him you were here."

"I'm not here for him, I'm here for you." He confessed. He wasn't lying. "Open the door."

"I-I'm sorry, Prussia, but I can't. Germany said I'm not to let anyone in, especially you." Italy said through the door. This confused Prussia.

"Huh? Why me, specifically?" He asked then a thought came to him. "Oh! Is it because he's scared I'll take my land back? He can have it. I no longer need it. I have bigger fish to fry and I don't need that place to do it. So tell Germany that he can have my hand-me-down land." Prussia let out a loud laugh that usually irritated all around him, but not Italy.

"Actually," Italy started. "He said he hates you and he wants you nowhere near his home or anything that he wants to keep safe since you always steal things from his house." A vein popped on Prussia forehead. How dare he, Prussia 's inferior little brother, say such things? He was just jealous of Prussia's amazing abilities.

"Oh come on, Italy." Prussia said smoothly, sounding harmless to all he knew nothing of his devious ways. And some that did. "I won't steal anything from him. Nor will I hurt you, since I know he expects that of me. Can't a guy come and visit his little brother's house without being treated like a Außenseiter (outsider)?"

It was silent for a while. Prussia wasn't the patient type but it couldn't be helped today. Germany's locks were strong and banging on the door wouldn't budge it. Clicks and clanks sounded from the other side of the door. When the final lock fell to the ground on the other side, Prussia grinned in Triumph. Italy's smiling face greeted him as the steel plated door swung open.

"It's good to see you, Prussia! How have you been?" Italy practically beamed as Prussia walked through the door. The guy was too cute.

"I've been, as always, awesome. Everyone still fears me and wishes to be me." Prussia would have continued gloating about himself but that wasn't the reason he'd come here. He had to focus. "Hey, Italy?" Italy turned to him, his goofy smile still in place. "I heard you and West are an item. Is that true?"

Italy was blushing. He didn't try to hide his face or anything. In fact, he looked proud. "Oh, that! Yeah, me and Germany are always sleeping together and kissing. We did that before we had sex but it's still special. I really like Germany and he feels the same." Italy's smile was brighter than the sun as he spoke about his lover. Prussia felt a twinge of some unknown emotion in his gut as he stared at that blissful expression. He pushed it down so that he could do what he wanted to.

"Could you show me?" Prussia asked. Italy was confused. "I mean, can you show me what you do with my brother? I always wondered how you two get intimate. How about you show me?" What he was proposing was risky. If Germany came in the middle of this thing, Prussia would have to fight him since he loves Italy and everything but Prussia was tired of being the only one without a lover, even if it's just for a day or so.

"I can't do that!" Italy cried. "Germany would be so mad at me and I couldn't live if Germany hated me."

"Don't worry." Prussia said with an almost serene smile. "I'll handle that. I swear he won't be mad. Don't doubt me in anything I do. I'm too awesome to fail." This was said with such confidence, No one would doubt him. Italy still looked unsure.

"I don't know. Why would you want to sleep with me? Don't you have someone of your own?" Prussia cringed at the question. He didn't have anyone, did he? West and Italy. America and Britain. Everyone had someone to be with. Even the pathetic Austria had Hungary. That last one made Prussia's fist clench.

Why was it that he, the mighty and amazing Prussia, was alone? Why didn't he have anyone to call his own? Because you don't need anyone like that. A voice said from within. You are Prussia. You don't need anyone to tell you how amazing you are. You know it. Prussia shook the doubt from his head. There was no time for such stupid thoughts. His smirk back in place, he spoke.

"I like you, Italy. You're cute, pure and you belong to West. That's all the reason I need to want you. There's nothing better than taking what's not yours. I want to see West mad and you tainted." He said, honestly. It was only when he saw Italy jump back from him, that Prussia realized the folly in his words.

Now Italy was scared. This was not in the plan. He had wanted to seduce Italy into bed but now that he'd revealed his intention, that wasn't going work now. Prussia ran his hand through his hair and sighed. Italy tried to make a run for it but Prussia was too fast. He grabbed Italy's elbow and pulled him back. As soon as his back hit Prussia's chest, Prussia pulled out the cloth hidden in his coat and pressed it to Italy's mouth.

The nation fought for only couple seconds then fell still and limp. Prussia tossed the cloth into a nearby garbage bin, lifted the knocked out Italian into his arms and head to the farthest room, since he knew that was Germanys room.

"Time to Begin my fun time with little West's toy." Prussia said, slamming the bedroom door shut.