Nami was having a great time as she sat with Zoro and Robin at the table watching Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Franky dance around hilariously to the song Brook was playing. Sanji, was surprisingly no where to be found at the moment, as she had come to terms with him saying that he was going to check something out. Maybe if he had been there thing would be different and she wouldn't have done the things she did. Only a few hours later she found herself curled in bed next to a dark haired teen, who clearly hadn't hit puberty yet. his arms were stretched out underneath her in the shape of a star, and the blanket only barely covering him, while she had obviously stolen it all. She was warm though, and felt comfortable, so she didn't want to get up. she was also nervous that if she did, he'd wake up and she'd have to explain why she was there, however, the things that happened last night were very hazy in her head. they had been in a bar late at night, near the docks, where the Thousand Sunny was located, gaurded by Jinbei, in case they had to make a speedy get away. she knew she might have had too much to drink, but she had a high alcohol tolerance, so she didn't think she would have had this kind of moment with the idiot who was underneath her. it was then she realized that she was still wearing her undergarments, though her clothes were tossed beside her bed. That was the other thing, they were in her room she shared with Robin. The older woman though, was no where to be found, and had she decided to get up, she would have noticed the figure giggling to herself outside the door, as if guarding it from a furious blond headed cook. The boy she was on top of was shirtless, but he was still wearing his denim shorts and yellow sash across his hips, so clearly she hadn't done anything last night right?
She closed her eyes in an attempt to remember the horrid events that got her in this mess, not that she minded, she just hoped she find out if she should be angry at the sleeping dark haired teen that she was currently snuggling against, absently running her fingers lightly over his toned abs. She tried clearing her mind, and focusing on what had happened after Robin had giggled something to herself, causing her to look away from the idiots dancing around.
"What's so funny, Robin?" Zoro asked her, calmly, and she giggled again, while resting her head on her hand, and looking sweetly over at the navigator, who was starting to show signs of being drunk.
"Nothing, right Nami?" She hummed, completely amused.
Nami's face flushed, and she immediately blurted out, "it's not like I like him, ok!"
This caught Zoro's attention a little more as he recalled the object of her attention just a few minutes earlier, "Well, it's not like he's oblivious to it." he smirked, but knew this could lead to a few misfortune things to his savings, but he took the risk.
"He knows!" she blurted out again, covering her lips before glancing over again, as he lifted the hat resting on his back to place on his head in the middle of his shenanigans. He was probably the reason that other than his crew, the bartender was the only one present in the bar, but he obviously paid no mind.
"Of course, he knows what love is." Robin smiled, as she turned to Zoro, who smirked along with her.
"Love?" Nami questioned, looking at the two, as she thought they had gotten just a little closer to each other than before, "you guys aren't any better than I am!" she squeaked.
"Oh, I know," Robin smiled, before leaning over to Zoro and planting a light kiss on his cheek, of which he seemed completely unfazed, as if it had happened many times before.
Nami's eyes widened, as she glanced back over to the person if her affection.
"I don't think you'll ever get to kiss him." Zoro smiled, clearly having a plan to this.
"How do you know?" Robin argued, but still with a devilish grin on her face as she looked at the orange haired navigator.
"yeah..." Nami lowered her head, as tears started welling in her eyes, clearly drunk.
"but, we'll give you money if you can kiss him." Robin smiled again, nudging Zoro with her toes, for him to comply.
"yeah..." he stated lowering his head, "but I doubt he even knows what a kiss is in the first place. maybe I should go tell him."
"me kiss him!" Nami exclaimed, rising herself from her chair a clear overly bright blush on her cheeks, part of was probably the alcohol.
"oh, but he's busy right now..." Robin sadly exclaimed as she looked over to the dancing idiots.
"How much!" Nami stated, failing at hiding the fact that she desperately wanted to kiss him.
"depends on how far you go." Zoro smirked.
the blush grew deeper on her cheeks as she made her way over to her affection, stumbling along the way.
He stopped for a moment, and she reached up and grabbed the hat of his head.
"hey!" he stated turning around, "oh, it's just you, Nami, can I have my hat back?"
Nami however didn't want to comply to his words, as she pulled the hat behind her as she hiccuped from all the drinks she had taken in earlier.
"Nami, did you want to join us?" he asked, as he reached behind her for the hat, but she moved it out of his reach again.
"Luffy," she seductively stated, as she held a hiccup in again. Had this been nearly anyone but Luffy they would have got the idea of what she was doing, but this was Luffy.
"Nami, give me my hat back!" he stated reaching around her with his overly flexible arms.
She held the had as far as she could, as he leaned over to grab it, she stood a little on tiptoes and placed her lips heavily into his. His hand dropped as she dropped his hat onto the ground, and placed both hands on his bare chest feeling the tissue of his scar.
She deepened the kiss, as she backed him up, pushing him further from the hat that he so eagerly wanted. He tastes like meat, a little bit I rubber, and if adventure had a flavor. She was so intent on kissing him she didn't even want to register what his reaction was. Everyone in the room were surprised, though Zoro was more that she was actually able to do it, and if Robin was she never showed it. Luffy was surprised to say the least, yet he was still trying to register what exactly was going on, and it was evident on his face, and when his back hit the wall, Nami's fingers brushed the edges of his scar before wrapping on at the back of his hair, and pushed his face deeper into her kiss. She finally broke the kiss to see his surprised reaction, and took the hand from behind his head and ran her fingertips against the scar under his eye. She wrapped her arms around his neck as he began to slip at the wall, trying to figure everything out, and what it was called when lips touch. His face was turned red in thought, and he brought his fingers up to his temple to try and get the name of it. Though before he could it happened again. He was still shocked to say the least, before Usopp failed to keep Chopper's mouth shut any further, cashing them all to react accordingly.
"Nami's kissing Luffy, Usopp! I can't stay quiet about this! We have to tell Sanji!"
Luffy pushed Nami off of himself gently, her eyes glossed over and her ears were red from too much alcohol, he glanced over at everyone in the bar, his crew and the bartender, who were all staring at the two, who were pressed against the wall.
"Nami, stop."
Her expression fell slightly, before she smiled, "you want your hat, right?"
In the moment, Luffy had completely forgot about his hat, and reached for the top of his head to feel his hair, "Ah! My hat! Where is it!" he exclaimed, forgetting that Nami had dropped it on the ground about ten feet away.
Nami got up slowly, and walked over and picked up his hat, "You want this?" she asked, waving it slightly, as his eyes followed the slight wind, catching on its edges.
Nodding his head slightly, he got to his feet and made his way over to her. She laughed as she grabbed Zoro's drink, and downed the rest of it, before rushing out of the bar, with Luffy on her tail, exclaiming loud enough for the whole town to hear, "give me back my hat!"
She made her way onto the Sunny and into the shared room she had with Robin, ignoring Sanji, as he came out of bathroom on the ship greeting her with hearts flying. Had he been more observant, he would have noticed the signature straw hat of his captain clutched it her hand, so when Luffy came tumbling up the stairs, an idiot for not using his devil fruit, making his way toward Nami's room where she disappeared, he stopped his captain exclaiming things like dignity, and how he shouldn't go into a woman's room without her approval and other things, Luffy ignored, as he knocked on her door.
When the door opened, Nami had stripped herself of her clothes in a rush, and held the had over her torso, as she stood in her undergarments. Sanji caught a nosebleed, and fell, landing on the soft grass of the deck, as the rest of the crew clambered there way onto it. The reaction the drunk Nami was hoping for from Luffy, wasn't what she hoped for as she held his hat at her chest, his eyes looking down at it, before back to her glossed over seductive eyes.
"Nami, give me my hat back, please." he extended a hand for the item of his wishes, and Nami could tell he was tired.
She smiled, as she took the opportunity to pull him into the room and push him into the bed, tearing him from his red cardigan in the process. She placed the hat on the bedside table before crawling up and straddling Luffy so he was immobile.
"Nami, what are you-" his sentence was cut off by Nami's kiss against his lips. her tongue started to slide against his, and he could taste the alcohol on it. He was tired, and didn't want to fight her, or hurt her, so he just started to nod off. Besides, her hands rubbing against his bare chest was comfortable.
She however, was not comfortable with him sleeping as she was kissing him. She tried to wake him up by gently pulling his cheeks, but since he was rubber, he never felt her urge. The alcohol's affect started to wear off on her as she suddenly felt tired and extremely emotional. She clutched her hands against his chest, as she curled the blankets around them, crying softly that she was sorry as she dozed off into a deep slumber.
She felt cozy against him, though her face was red as she finally remembwred what got them into this position. She ran her fingers over his scar, upset that she caused him so much trouble. He began to stir, and she blushed as she felt his skin rub against her naked torso. She was in nothing but underwear. She glanced around the room frantically to find something to cover herself, and finding the nearest shirt threw it over herself and buttoned it up as he sat up in the bed muttering something about meat.
Feeling a little frustrated at how relax his reaction was, she slapped over the head, "Luffy! What did you do!"
He looked at her confused for a second, before he yelled back, immaturely, "I didn't do anything! I was just sleeping!"
"No, about last night, idiot!" she yelled slapping him over the head again. She knew it was all her fault, but she wanted someone else to take the blame for it.
"Last night?" Luffy question, his face growing red in thought, "oh, you mean when you kissed me?" he asked, unsure, as Nami's face reddened, "I don't know, do I taste like meat?" he asked, excited, and his face nearly glowing.
"Yes," Nami responded, as she touched her lips.
"Cool!" he stated, before he licked himself, "eh" he stuck his tongue out in annoyance, "Nami, you lied, I taste gross."
"Idiot!" she exclaimed again, slapping him over the head once more.
"Stop that, Nami!" he said grabbing his head, and realizing his hat wasn't on it, "Ah, my hat!" he screamed, before Nami reached behind her to grab the hat of the nightstand she had placed it on.
"Ah, thanks Nami! I thought you didn't want me to have it back!" he laughed as he grabbed it from her and placed it cheerfully on his head.
Nami smiled, as the sunlight started to shine through the room, and she realized that the bed was small, and she was a lot closer to him that she had thought. Luffy, however, noticed something else.
"Eh, Nami?" he asked, as she blushed, looking back up to his eyes, "Why are you wearing my shirt?"
Nami's face was beat red, as she looked down at the clothing she so desperately put on. She had taken her clothes off last night and they were thrown on the floor, but she assumed when she had torn Luffy from his cardigan she had left it on the nightstand along with his hat.
Having enough of the silence, he sprung from the bed, holding his hat steadily on his head, "Sanji, MEAT!"
"Luffy wait!" she stood from the bed.
He burst through the door swinging it wide, as Nami and him both noticed the crew crowding the door. Nami blushed realizing that all she was wearing was his cardigan and her own undergarments.
Sanji was upset, to say the least, "Oi, you rubber bastard captain!" he exclaimed reaching to kick the oblivious captain of his, but was held back by Franky.
"How was your night captain?" Robin asked, wirely, as she lifted her hand to her face.
"I slept great!" Luffy smiled, as Nami went red.
"Oi, Nami," Zoro exclaimed, "how far did you end up going?" he asked, curious to how much he'd have to owe her.
"Zoro," Robin responded, "I'll tell you about it later."
"Robin!" Nami exclaimed, rushing out of the room into the older woman's face, "You better not have been spying again!"
Robin chuckled, covering her mouth delicately with her hand.
"Looking great Nami!" Brooke stated, as he walked up to the woman, "may I-"
He was cut off by the orange haired woman's fist to his head, as she held down the front end of the shirt. The buttons weren't good at concealing her undergarments.
"Nami, why are you wearing Luffy's shirt?" Chopper innocently asked, bringing up the question that said owner of shirt had asked just a little while before. However, before Nami could say a thing, with red cheeks, Usopp answered for her.
"Of course, for reindeer they don't know about these customs," he smirked, "You see, Chopper, when a boy and girl sleep in the same room, the girl commonly takes the man's shirt because she likes to smell like him. One time, when I was eight, I had..." he started one of his dumb lies that Chopper eagerly held onto.
"Really!" Chopper and Luffy exclaimed, looking at Nami briefly, before back to the lying sniper.
Nami went red when Luffy looked over at her, "No, it isn't like that," she stammered out, before her captain got into her personal space.
"Really! What do I smell like? Meat?" he asked eagerly.
She took a step back from him, and meekly nodded, as she smelled his shirt to see if he really did smell like meat.
"Cool!" Luffy exclaimed, before realizing that he was hungry and Sanji hadn't made food yet, "Sanji, MEAT!"
Franky let go of the calmer Sanji, as the cook made his way to the kitchen, muttering things like how Luffy is an idiot, and Nami is too beautiful.
"Nami, you look SUPERR!" Franky stared, striking a pose, as Luffy laughed.
Nami however blushed again, feeling like an idiot for still wearing Luffy's red cardigan, and she rushed into her room to change back into regular clothes. Robin made her way down to the aquarium, ushering Zoro along so that she could tell him how much they owed the navigator and why.
Luffy made his way to the kitchen shouting meat the whole way, while Chopper checked if Brook needed any milk for the crack Nami had made in his skull. Usopp followed Luffy and shouted 'food' along with the captains hollers. Jinbei was quiet throughout the whole thing, and just silently steered the ship further from the port.