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"What the hell?"

Rosalie fell to the ground laughing.

"I knew you had porn but I didn't know you wanted to act it out! You could've just asked me! I probably would say no but I would've liked to be asked!"

Alice and Jasper heard the noise and came out and saw Rosalie on the ground and Emmett holding a box. Jasper looked at Emmett.

"What's that/"

Rosalie answered for him

"A Blow up doll."

"WHAT?"

Alice fell next to Rose laughing. Jasper cracked a smile and then laughed seeing Emmett's disgusted face.

"They have the wrong Emmett Cullen! I swear!"

Alice recovered.

"How many Emmett Cullen's are there?"

"I don't know but it's not mine!"

He looked at shipping address.

"See? It's supposed to be sent to the Emmett Cullen in the next town over!"

Alice, Rose, and Jasper crowded around the box. It was true. Emmett looked at them

"I think I need an apology."

In unison monotone

"I'm sorry Emmett."

"That's better. I should go give this to the guy. I bet he's lonely without it."

They all laughed.

"After breakfast. I worked hard."

Alice told Emmett. With that, they followed her to the kitchen. There was huge stack of chocolate chip pancakes.

"Yum! Chocolate!"

Rosalie went over to the pancakes. She put four on her plate and put butter on them and put a whole pancake in her mouth. Alice and Emmett stared at her, Jasper sighed. He knew what was coming. Rosalie ate like a pig when it came to pancakes and she never ate syrup. She hated it. Syrup was too sweet and she thought there were bugs in it from the trees. Jasper sat down and took a pancake from the stack. Alice poked Rose.

"Hey Rose? Want to slow down before you choke?"

Rosalie shook her head and pancake went everywhere. Alice made a mistake after that. She grabbed Rosalie's plate. There was a flash a metal and a shriek. Rosalie had stabbed her with a fork. Alice dropped the plate on the counter again. Alice went to ice her hand and Emmett sat down. Rosalie finished her pancakes. Emmett looked at her.

"Eat enough?"

Rosalie blushed. She remembered she never ate pancakes around them before not even Alice because her mom warned Alice's mom about her pancake eating.

"Sorry. I love pancakes."

"I can tell."

Alice came in with ice and sat down. Emmett gave her some pancakes and gave himself some too. Rosalie took her fork and tried to steal some of Alice's pancakes. Alice slapped her hand.

"NO! You had four already! You'll get all fat!"

Rosalie stuck out her tongue and went to the fridge for juice.

"Where's your orange juice?"

Alice looked at Emmett and he looked down.

"Great job Emmett now Rose is going to pout all because of you."

Rose looked at Emmett.

"Did you drink all the orange juice?"

Alice and Emmett laughed. Rose tilted her head in confusion, so did Jasper. They began to laugh harder. Jasper and Rosalie looked so similar when they did that. It was a blonde Hale thing since their dad, Carlisle did it too. Emmett stopped laughing. He looked at Rose.

"I'm allergic to oranges. Our mother is too so we don't keep orange juice around. We're severely allergic like let's say, Alice peeled an orange. Then I insulted her and she punched me in the mouth. Then I licked my lips where she punched me. BAM! Anaphylactic shock!"

"Oh."

Rosalie made mental note never to order oranges or eat oranges before a date. Emmett finished his pancakes and stood up.

"Who wants to come see the other Emmett?"

All of them wanted to so they all piled in Emmett's car. Jasper up front on the passenger side, Alice behind Jasper and Rose behind Emmett. Rose put one of her feet in Alice's lap. Alice picked it up by the toe and put it down.

"Ew. Gross."

Emmett pulled into a cul-de-sac.

"We're almost there."

The car pulled into a driveway leading up to a big brick house. Jasper looked at the house and whistled.

"That's a nice house. I wonder why a rich man needs a blow up doll."

Emmett unbuckled his seat belt.

"Let's find out shall we?"

"Wait, let us go."

Rose looked at Alice evilly. A plan forming in her head.

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