Rosalie and Alice walked to the door and knocked. They were still wearing their pjs when a chubby guy came to the door. He was holding orange juice, which he promptly dropped. He obviously wasn't used to girls at his house. Rosalie giggled.
"Excuse me, sir? This accidently got delivered to my friend's house…"
She held the box out and the man took it with a pasty hand. He looked inside and blushed.
"I'm sorry this isn't mine. I'm the creator of Call of Duty, I don't need that."
At this point Emmett and Jasper were just laughing from what they could see and hear through the window that was open. When they heard that awkward, pasty guy was the creator of their favorite game. They went silent. Emmett looked at Jasper.
"I can't believe that guy shares my name."
He looked the gross Emmett in wonder and the girls looked at each other and Rosalie spoke and the Nasty Emmett looked at her boobs.
"The thingy has your address on it. So isn't this yours?"
NE looked down embarrassed to be caught in his lie. Regular Emmett saw Nasty Emmett looking at Rose, undressing her with his eyes. A ball of jealously filled his chest.
He may be nasty but I CANT STAND him looking at her like that! His skanasty* face should NOT be looking at her beautiful face. I want to punch him!
Jasper noticed Emmett's face and looked at the Nasty Emmett he was undressing Rosalie AND Alice. He grew angry and jealous too. Alice looked at Nasty Emmett and noticed it too. Rosalie was too oblivious to notice this she always is. Even when it's obvious like at the mall. Anyway, Alice took the doll out of the box; it was a Miley Cyrus blow-up doll. Rosalie gagged.
"Really? Out of all the busty celebrities you could get you chose Miley?'
Nasty Emmett shrugged.
"Daddy issues turn me on."
Alice and Rosalie shuddered.
"That's gross!"
Nasty Emmett looked at Alice. Alice saw how pale and nasty he was.
"Well ladies, care to join me in breaking in Miley?"
He smiled and shook the box. That was too much; Alice punched Nasty Emmett in the nose.
"Get a life creep!"
With that she walked to the car and Rosalie followed laughing. Emmett and Jasper were laughing at Nasty Emmett who was on the ground crying. Alice flung herself into the car.
"Can we PLEASE go home?"
Emmett patted her leg.
"Of course."
They drove home and jasper looked at Rose because Alice was staring angrily out the window.
"So um what happened?"
"Well, he asked us if we wanted to break in Miley with him."
Jasper was confused but Emmett made a face.
"Who's Miley?"
Rose slapped her head.
"He got a Miley Cyrus blow up doll. Daddy issues turn him on."
Jasper started to gag.
"That's….. soooo gross
*- A work created by my sister. Trademarked.
[I know the creator of COD isn't named Emmett (I googled it) but I just made it that way. Sorry if that offends any COD players reading this]