[log-45]
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Well this is a surprise.
Orihara Izaya
No it isn't.
Orihara Izaya
You were expecting me.
Orihara Izaya
You're *always* expecting me~
Tsukumoya Shinichi
That's because I've come to grudgingly accept the fact that you're a creature of whim that decides to hop in here every time he gets a hard on.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Which is disturbingly often.
Orihara Izaya
As you've said several times before. You're here twenty-four-seven.
Orihara Izaya
Why shouldn't I take advantage of that fact?
Tsukumoya Shinichi
And as I've *also* said several times before: I'm not here for your entertainment.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
But, you do as you please.
Orihara Izaya
Blame yourself for being such a smooth talker. How can I resist?
Orihara Izaya
You know, you *still* haven't told me what you get out of this.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Haven't I?
Tsukumoya Shinichi
I get to watch you squirm.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
The simple satisfaction of knowing that you're spreading yourself open and moaning my name.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
That's all you need to know.
Orihara Izaya
Ah. That reminds me. I got your... gift.
Orihara Izaya
Or more, it arrived and Namie opened it since it was in with my business mail for some reason.
Orihara Izaya
Now I wonder why *that* was.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Well, you're terribly inappropriate in what I consider my place of business. The least I could do is return the favour.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Can I assume that you appreciate it more than she did?
Orihara Izaya
I do.
Orihara Izaya
I also think you're being a bit egotistical if you consider this to be a representation of yourself.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
I don't really. I just wanted to be sure it would make you scream.
Orihara Izaya
It'll certainly do that.
Orihara Izaya
Would you like something along the lines of: Oh! Oh, it's so big~ Oh, no. You'll tear me apart~ Ah. No~ It hurts. It hurts so good~ Nnnnn~ Deeper~ More~ Ah~
Tsukumoya Shinichi
I could do without the bad porn theatrics.
Orihara Izaya
Mmm. But it *is* lovely. I'm going to have so much fun with it~
Orihara Izaya
I'm getting ready right now.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Flat on your back with your legs cocked up. Just the way I like you.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
The only thing better is when my dick is in your mouth. Just because it keeps you quiet. You're far too in love with the sound of your own voice, Orihara.
Orihara Izaya
You're one to talk.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Shh. Or I'll make *sure* you stay quiet. Don't forget...
Orihara Izaya
Yes. You're the one in charge. You won't *let* me forget. Now talk to me if you want me to be quiet.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Demanding.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
I should just jam my cock down your throat until you choke for that.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
I know you like it when I play rough.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Are you ready yet?
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Orihara Izaya
I'm changing my mind. This thing is ridiculous. You couldn't have sent me something a little more reasonable in size?
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Complaints, complaints. I know you can take it.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Nice and slow and easy.
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Orihara Izaya
fuck i'm not using this ever again
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Tsukumoya Shinichi
Are you having issues?
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Orihara Izaya
it hurts you fucker
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Orihara Izaya
god i hate you
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Orihara Izaya
the guy without a body doesn't get to buy the sex toys anymore
Tsukumoya Shinichi
It's not that bad, is it?~
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Tsukumoya Shinichi
You must be enjoying it. You'd still be complaining otherwise.
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Orihara Izaya
fuck you
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Orihara Izaya
passed out from the pain
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Drama queen.
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Tsukumoya Shinichi
You love it. I fill you up so nicely, don't I?
Tsukumoya Shinichi
So deep. So good.
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Orihara Izaya
god yes
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Tsukumoya Shinichi
Don't come yet, Orihara.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Not until I say so~
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Orihara Izaya
can't stop me.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
No. I can't. But you'll still hold yourself off.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
You won't come until my say-so.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
Because you love it.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
And so do I.
Tsukumoya Shinichi
I just want you to twist in the wind just a little more.
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Orihara Izaya
i
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Orihara Izaya
fuck
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Tsukumoya Shinichi
Now.
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Tsukumoya Shinichi
Just like we're cuddling afterwards. Hmm, Orihara?~
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Orihara Izaya
shut up
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