Alice and Jasper laughed. Rosalie sighed, exasperated. She threw her hands up.
"Why is it so hard to believe that I have a job?"
Rosalie stood up and put her hands on her hips. Alice went over to Rose and put her hands on Rosalie's shoulders
"Because my dear, your you."
Emmett and Jasper chuckled.
"Fine you know what? No pizza! But it yourself! You are all big poop faces!"
Rosalie flounced down stairs. Emmett looked out the door. Jasper sighed.
"I'll be back."
He went downstairs. Rosalie was pouting at the bottom of the stairs. Jasper sat down next to her. She turned and faced the wall.
"I don't want to speak to you. Your mean."
Jasper sighed.
"Rosalie, we were just kidding."
She turned towards Jasper.
"Really?"
Her eyes were close to tears. Jasper gave Rosalie a hug.
"Really. Come on we should get up there and order the pizza."
Rosalie smiled.
"Thanks Jasper."
Jasper and Rosalie stood up and walked upstairs. Emmett was on Rosalie's bed. Alice wasn't in there.
"Hey Rose what's this?"
He held up an air pouch that goes in Rosalie's extreme push up bra. Jasper knew what it was and he stifled a laugh. He discovered it last month. She took them out so Charlotte wouldn't yell.
"Um nothing."
Alice came in.
"Emmett! Put that down!"
Rosalie looked at her.
"Where were you?"
"Potty."
Rose nodded.
"Yeah, put that down."
Emmett dropped it like it was hot.
Rosalie sat next to Emmett on her bed.
"So what do you want to eat on our pizza?"
Emmett wanted pepperoni. Alice wanted Hawaiian.
Rosalie looked at Alice.
"I can't have ham."
"We can have it on half."
"Okay the other half can be pepperoni and cheese."
Rose looked at Jasper.
"What do you want?"
"I don't care."
Rose sighed.
"Fine peperoni on half and Hawaiian on the other, I'll call the place."
Rosalie took out her phone. She bit her lip.
"Um, what's the number?"
Emmett smiled.
"Depends the one I work at?"
"Uh, you work?"
Alice and Jasper laughed. Emmett looked fake offended.
"Yes I work jeez! What do you think that I play Black Ops all day?"
Rosalie gave him a teasing smile that had a flirty undertone.
"Yes."
Everyone laughed. Emmett told her the number.
"Hi? I want a pepperoni on half and Hawaiian on the other half of a large?"
Rosalie put a hand to the phone.
"Emmett, do they deliver?"
He nodded. Rose put the phone back up.
"And deliver to 36 Elm Street. Thank you."
She snapped the phone shut and flopped down. She narrowly missed Emmett's lap. Alice stood up.
"Be right back. That Kool Aid went right through me."
She skipped out of the room. Rosalie sat up and kissed Emmett real quick. Emmett wrapped his hands around her neck and deepened the kiss. Rosalie moved into his lap. Jasper was thoroughly grossed out. He started to fake gag and the two broke apart. Their hands gravitated together and linked. Jasper looked out checking for Alice and shut the door a little.
"Hey when are you going to tell Alice?"
Rosalie and Emmett sat in silence, contemplating. Rosalie shrugged.
"I dunno. I mean I want to, but I would feel bad since she's single and she'd be reminded whenever she saw me and Emmett."
Jasper shifted guiltily.
Yeah, she's single alright…
Rosalie got a panicked look.
"Jasper look!"
She pointed. Jasper looked around and Rosalie attacked Emmett's lips. He fell back on the bed from the force of Rosalie. Jasper looked around.
"GUYS! I'm in the room!"
Rosalie looked at him.
"Hey it's not my fault that Emmett can't handle it."
Emmett stuck out his tongue. The door began moving and Emmett and Rosalie jumped apart. Alice came in and sat in the chair.
"So what did I miss? Did Rosalie and Emmett make out?"
Jasper laughed. Rose and Emmett laughed too but it was more forced than normal. The doorbell rang. Emmett jumped up.
"I'll get it!"
He thundered down the stairs. Jasper stood up.
"I'm going to go with him."
Downstairs, Emmett had already opened the door and talking to the guy.
"Yeah, I'm here with my friend."
Rosalie came down with money.
"Here babe, the money to pay."
She handed it to Emmett and kissed him and went back upstairs a bounce in her walk. Jasper rolled his eyes. The pizza guy laughed.
"I want a friend like that."
Emmett laughed. Jasper laughed nervously. Emmett gave the guy the money. He handed the pizza to Jasper. Emmett said bye, and shut the door. Jasper carried the food to the kitchen. Emmett got out the drinks, plates and cups. He set up the stuff at the breakfast bar. Jasper went upstairs and saw Rosalie coming out of the bathroom.
"Hey go downstairs everything's set up."
"Okay."
Rosalie bounced downstairs and Jasper went into Rose's room to get Alice. She was looking at her phone.
"Hey Ali? Pizza's here and everything's all set up."
Alice looked up and saw Jasper in the doorway and smiled. She stood up and kissed Jasper, pushing him against the doorframe, Jasper's hands roaming her back. Alice's tongue came out and over Jasper's lips. His lips parted, granting her entrance. Their tongues battled for dominance in Jasper's mouth. Alice pressed against Jasper. She reddened slightly feeling him through his pants. She broke the kiss.
"Sorry, but they will be wondering where we are."
She went downstairs. Jasper looked down.
Shit, I'm embarrassed.
He went downstairs t
He went downstairs to find Alice there and Emmett and Rosalie across the breakfast bar. Jasper sat down. Alice lifted the pizza box, blocking the view from Emmett and Rosalie. Jasper looked at Alice and whispered very quietly.
"Sorry about upstairs I can't control that sometimes."
Alice blushed.
That kind of made it more awkward.
"Um. It's okay. I didn't notice."
Rosalie and Emmett were making out again. Rosalie couldn't get enough of Emmett. He was perfect. They stopped as Alice shut the pizza box. They smiled. Alice and Jasper got their pizza and Rosalie poured everyone drinks. They ate dinner together both couples playing footsie or holding hands and making small talk about school and things.
A/N: I know i know the ending is lame but JaspersLittleMonster wanted this chapter up so lol