The Secret Life of St Bartbley Students
Summery: PWP chapter fic. What the title says. Also Artemis in a skirt and is the ah... coughschoolslutcough Don't like, don't read. Simple ne? No Butler, sorry ppl. Just a whole lot of OC's. But don't worry. None of them are girls. :P R&R!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis. But that doesn't mean I'm going to give him back.
Pairings: Many. Many.
Warning: SLASH. Lots and lots of SLASH. It's everywhere! Flamers should cover their virgin eyes. Crossdressing. OOCness. Cussing and my poor attempts at smut!
Rating: M
Authoress' Greeting: Well here is the next part. I was very surprised at the amount of such glowing, positive feedback on Kiyoshi. Demon Pale Darkness is very flattered.
Yes this took a long time in coming out but… well I have no good truthful excuse other than I was too lazy to write, forgive me dear readers, you still love me right? Also, something that happens in this little "saga" may not agree with most of you, pairing wise. Just a warning so you don't all kill me.
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Chapter 9:
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It was not that Artemis had never been kissed, saying he had not would be the biggest lie in the history of the Fowl family. However, the kiss Kiyoshi preformed was nothing like anything the genius had experienced. In Artemis' "Sexual History" so to speak, the boys at this school kissed three ways: (1)
1) Sloppy, resembling a kiss an over zealous two year old might give. (2)
2) Tender and gentle, but lacking any "spice" at all.
3) Hard and passionate, though instead of creating a heated atmosphere the kiss itself was more like having your face pressed into a wall.
Kiyoshi though kissed in a way that made Artemis' knees weak and his legs shake, and while that may be a clichéd reaction, something that sounded like it belonged in a 2nd rate romance novel, it was true in every extent. He felt like fainting. Kiyoshi worked his mouth against Artemis' in such a pleasurable way that he didn't even need to slip his tongue in, though that might've been nice, Artemis remarked idly in his mind.
The Japanese boy wasn't even being touchy. One hand was above Artemis' head, placed on the tree trunk and the other was resting loosely around the back of Artemis' neck, thumb stroking the skin and soft hairs there.
The gentle touch felt like fire on Artemis' skin and doubled the airy feeling he was experiencing. However, it was not enough to shut down the polymaths thought trail. He was still thinking. Nevertheless, when was there a time when he wasn't? Then Kiyoshi's tongue slid itself across his bottom lip and all thoughts, ideas and theories vanished. It was as if the genius' brain had been hooked up to a switch and someone had just turned him off.
He almost went limp, and then Kiyoshi pulled away, his handsome face looking reluctant to do so. The transfer looked down into Artemis' glassy blue eyes and he licked his lips. Taking a step back and clearing his throat. With the contact broken, the switch was flicked and Artemis' mind jumped back into life.
"I… I'm sorry. It's just; such an Irish rose cannot just be admired, it must be plucked for ones own."
Artemis flushed; while Kiyoshi sounded guilty for his sudden "attack", he also had managed his apology to sound flirtatious, which in turn, made Artemis blush like a fool and feel flattered. Curse him!
"Shall we continue our walk?" offered Kiyoshi feebly when the genius failed to reply or forgive him.
"Alright," Said the genius at last, trying to gather his wits and his muddled mind, which refused to offer anything useful like it normally did and just garbled like a schoolgirl over Kiyoshi's kiss.
Kiyoshi had KISSED him and Artemis could still feel where the taller boys hand had been on his neck. The skin was ting-
Artemis haulted this train of thought as he realised to his horror, he was GUSHING and promised his mind he'd watch The Never Ending Story if it didn't shut up and turn its attention to something more intelligent.
Seeing as both boys were lost in their thoughts, they had done a full circle of the lake and were heading back up to the dorm building before they registered they'd gone for their walk without realizing.
Now they stood before the large oak double doors of the Dorm in akward silence.
"I um- I had a pleasant time." Said Artemis, at a total loss of what to say in such a situation, because really, no one had taken him out on a romantic walk in the moon light before and the genius himself had never felt ridiculously giddy over anyone. The closest thing Artemis had had to a romantic evening under the stars was when he and Zack had been locked out of the dorms and the blond had decided that shagging on the front steps was an excellent way to pass time.
Kiyoshi smiled at him, seeming pleased with this tid-bit of information and bowed a little to Artemis.
"I'm glad; I had a wonderful time as well."
The awkward silence was back. Artemis stared at his shoes and made a mental note to ask Butler how to interact with other teenagers. Why did Kiyoshi want to talk and just spend time with him? Why couldn't he just shag the genius and get it over with… Artemis was more accustomed to sex; all this getting-to-know-you business was alien to him.
Of course he was flattered that at least one boy didn't want to risk his safety by getting close to the icy prodigy just to fuck him and then gloat about it to his friends. He was glad that Kiyoshi had a shred of gallantry to him. He really was… but damn it, could the boy at least SAY something rude and demeaning so Artemis felt more comfortable.
Kiyoshi cleared his throat and smiled.
"It's getting quite close to curfew, we should probably turn in.," he said.
Artemis nodded, and slipped off the coat, holding it out to Kiyoshi.
"Your coat." He said.
Kiyoshi smiled and pushed it back.
"Keep it until we get to your room. It's still cold in the hallways."
Artemis hugged it to him and allowed Kiyoshi to lead him back into the building. The heating system for the hallways and social lounges were broken, only the dorm heaters were working, it was just as cold inside as it was outside.
The genius had thought about fixing it, but then dumped the idea, because he'd be doing something nice, thoughtful for the Dean and the school. Nice and thoughtful just wasn't him, he'd rather let the pathetic students freeze. He didn't use the social lounges anyway.
They arrived outside the dorm Artemis shared with Zack; the door was locked, so the blond was still out, after curfew even. The idea that the boy was somewhere in the school in the late hours of the night, without him didn't sit well with Artemis. Zack was unnaturally horny for a boy of 16 and if the genius found out he were fucking some boy behind his back, he'd track the unfortunate lover down and politely ask that he keep his filthy hands off his property.
Artemis had a few quiet moments of dark plotting, before he remembered his company and shook the evil thoughts from his mind. Kiyoshi was watching him quietly, an amused smile on his face as if Artemis had done something mildly funny. The genius flushed and shrugged off the coat once again, holding it out for Kiyoshi.
"Here." He said, shyness creeping over him suddenly, he ducked his head to look at the rich carpet.
Kiyoshi took the coat and promptly threw it over his shoulder, Artemis raised an eyebrow and was about to ask why he'd sent his garment halfway down the corridor, when he suddenly found himself pressed up against the closed door to his room, Kiyoshi's wonderful mouth pressed against his own.
This kiss was different from the one by the lake. Where that one had been gentle and polite, the one being preformed on him now was hard and full of a passionate longing. Kiyoshi's hands, instead of keeping to them selves, were busy running through his dark hair or trailing hungrily down his back and sides. It was kept above the belt, Artemis realized vaguely through the fog of passion and lust that had settled over his mind. He felt the other boys tongue slide across his bottom lip and Artemis opened his mouth to allow the wet muscle entrance.
It was heaven, Kiyoshi's tongue explored every part of the genius' mouth he could reach, engaging Artemis' own tongue into a dance after a moment. Kiyoshi moved closer, pressing his body up against Artemis', one hand fisted in the black curls, the other roaming down his side to push up under the dress, stroking and rubbing the smooth skin of Artemis' thigh.
The genius wrapped his arms around Kiyoshi's neck and pulled the boy closer, hooking one slim leg around Kiyoshi's jean clad calf. The action promptly caused their arousals to rub against thighs. Artemis gasped into the kiss, Kiyoshi muttered a sort of growl.
Finally, Artemis pulled away from the other boy, gasping for much needed air; he looked up at Kiyoshi and his beautiful dark eyes. Lust was written all over the Japanese boys face, a dark, hungry look over shadowing his normal playful air. Artemis found it very appealing.
"I… I thought you said you weren't going to kiss me?" he asked, chest heaving as he struggled to catch his breath.
Kiyoshi shrugged and caught the genius again in another hungry kiss, pulling away only a few inches to growl:
"I lied."
The growled answer sent a shiver of delight down Artemis' spine. The kiss was something, but that voice was dark, playful and deep. The genius had always liked a little rough play.
Their mouths met again and Artemis reached behind him for the handle, it was locked of course, in the foggy state of mind he was in, he'd forgotten. Damn.
Hands were groping, rubbing and stroking, mouths working against eachother almost savagely. Artemis started to worry that things were going too far when someone cleared their throat somewhere to the pairs left. Kiyoshi pulled away, looking aroused yet ashamed that he'd let his feelings take him over. Artemis licked his lips and looked for the source of the interruption.
Zack O'Connell was standing in the middle of the hall, soccer ball tucked under his arm. His blond curls were wet and sticking to his forehead. Therefore, he'd been on the soccer pitch all this time… Artemis felt somewhat guilty for his earlier speculations.
Brown eyes hazed with exhaustion and anger glared at the couple and fury radiated from him like a beacon.
"Where have you been, the door's locked." Said Artemis, nothing about the situation was awkward to him, after all, he wasn't exactly loyal to these boys, and they weren't loyal to him in turn. However, Zack was an odd boy and regardless of how many boys had slept with the genius he still seemed to think Artemis belonged to him.
"On the soccer pitch, like I told you." The answer was directed at Artemis, however Zack kept his burning gaze fixed on Kiyoshi, who stared levelly back.
"Is there a problem?" asked Kiyoshi calmly.
"Yeah there is. What the fuck do you think you were doing with him?"
"I thought that would have been obvious." Said Kiyoshi easily, he crossed his arms over his firm chest.
That enraged the British boy further (3), the grip on the soccer ball tightened and Zack took a few steps forward, towards Kiyoshi. Artemis hoped he wasn't going to start something. The two taller boys where watching eachother intently. Zack was openly furious, Kiyoshi was calm, yet his dark eyes were burning. Artemis while making a mental note to never let these two be alone in the same room, supposed he should say something before throwing threats and nasty words weren't enough and they'd start throwing fists.
"Before there is any violence started in this hallway, please let me remind you Zachary that I do not belong to you, nor am I in any sort of steady relationship with you. If you have no problem with sharing me with Oliver and William, then I think Kiyoshi is entitled to do the same." As he said this, Artemis was aware of how much of a slut he was. Though he was young and stuck in a boarding school, he really didn't need to attend. It was just a way of passing the time.
He really didn't mind being worshipped, so he let the slut thing slide. However, Butler would have a fit if he found out about the secret life of his charge. Blood would be shed.
Artemis wasn't aware he'd drifted into a daze, until a rather loud THUMP was heard right beside him. Startled, he turned to see Zack pinning Kiyoshi against the wall. Hands fisted in the Japanese boys t-shirt. They were glaring at eachother again. Artemis wasn't sure who to pin the blame on, Kiyoshi or Zack?
He went with the latter.
"Zachary O'Connell."
The use of his full name was enough to send the boy into a guilty sort of panic. He let Kiyoshi go and stepped back, looking at the carpet. Artemis watched him coldly and Zack shuffled around in discomfort.
"Go inside. Now."
The blond obeyed, stalking into their dorm, after unlocking the door and almost snapping the key in half. Artemis waited until the door leading to Zacks bedroom was slammed shut before turning his attention to Kiyoshi.
The new boy looked so calm and relaxed Artemis wondered stupidly for a moment if it had really happened. He then cleared his throat and started an apology of sorts. Kiyoshi interrupted him.
"It's alright. I expect nothing more from a boy who receives a certain amount of love from you. I would get jealous too."
And that was so understanding Artemis' crush meter for the boy rose a few notches. He flushed and averted his blue eyes.
"I don't think love would be the right word for it…"
Kiyoshi smiled and ran a bent index finger down Artemis' cheek.
"Either way you don't need to apologize on his behalf, because as I said, I do not blame him for his jealousy. You're unnaturally beautiful; I'd want you all to myself as well."
Damn Kiyoshi and his smooth flattery, Artemis felt his face burn and he turned away from the boy.
"I… um… I had a wonderful walk, thank you for inviting me. I'll see you in the morning. Goodnight."
"Goodnight Artemis. Sweet dreams."
The genius nodded and practically darted into his room, shutting the door.
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Oliver was lying on his stomach on his four-poster bed, doing his homework. He was regretting leaving it so late, but he wanted to get it finished before breakfast and avoid the lecture from Artemis.
He was interrupted from the last of his math problems by his new dorm mate coming quietly into the room.
Kiyoshi Yamaguchi stood in the doorway to Oliver's room, one hand resting on the doorframe. Oliver smiled in greeting. As much as people liked to think he and Zack shared the same brain, Oliver wasn't as jealous as his friend was and was much easier going about whom Artemis chose to share a bed.
"Where have you been?" he asked, propping his chin on his hands.
"I went for a walk."
"Alone?"
Kiyoshi eyed him for a moment, and then shook his head.
"No, I shared it with Master Fowl."
The way he said it and the look he was throwing Oliver meant the Japanese transfer was being careful not to get him angry that he'd spent time with Artemis. Better, put a stop to that.
"…with Artemis? Must have been a pretty good walk, you're missing your coat." He pointed out cheerfully.
Kiyoshi had the grace to blush and entered the room to stand at the foot of the bed.
"Artemis was cold, so I lent it to him. I forgot to get it back."
Oliver nodded in understanding and went back to his homework.
"Why don't you hate me like the others?"
This made him look up again. Kiyoshi was watching him steadily, waiting for an answer.
"Well… don't get me wrong, I'm jealous. I mean… you just got here and already Artemis is acting shy around you. However, I'll leave all the anger to Zack; he can get away with it. And besides, we're room mates; it'll kind of suck if I make you an enemy."
Kiyoshi smiled.
"Thanks Oliver."
There was a moment of awkward silence; before Oliver broke it, he really hated quiet.
"So… you really like Artemis don't you?"
"I suppose, though it doesn't matter, I have no rights to him and I don't wish to share him with anyone."
Oliver knew Kiyoshi hadn't meant it to sound accusing, but it did anyway and prompted him to speak.
"None of us do. Artemis has made no commitment to anybody. However, he hasn't objected to whom he shares his bed with each night. Most of us don't take it for granted."
Kiyoshi nodded curtly.
"However, because of my effect on the students here, I am rather lonely."
Oliver cocked an eyebrow.
"Lonely? There are heaps of guys here who aren't obsessed with Artemis Fowl; there is no need to be lonely."
"But they are… too normal for me, without troubles. I want someone who is just as equally as lonely as me, so we can ease eachothers pain."
Oliver thought about that for several moments, then put down his fountain pen and sat up, scooting to the end of the bed where Kiyoshi was standing.
"You know… Zack is my best friend. Been together since kindergarten, but he hogs Artemis you know? They spend a lot of time together and I am left out. It bugs me and I get lonely too."
Kiyoshi looked down at him with an unreadable expression on his face. Oliver scooted closer and placed one hand on the Japanese boy's hip.
"So, while the love of our lives is being held by another. Why don't we make eachother feel better?"
Kiyoshi smiled.
"Yes… lets."
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(1) I'm not including Zack, Oliver and Will into the list of course, Oliver and Will because they're like main character's and Artemis likes them and Zack because I love him and consider him perfect in all things.
(2) My nephew, bless him, gives kisses like that. You ask for a kiss and it's like being spit on…
(3) I've never really told you all WHERE these boys come from… my bad. Therefore, you now know Zack is English. I just have a thing for blond English boys… coughAlexRidercough.
Ending Note: I was NEVER intending for this to have an actual plot, in fact I'm surprised that I haven't finished it yet… (sigh) I'm very sorry about the ending, but I gave you two kissing scenes right! That should make you happy enough to ignore the sudden pairing I've thrown at you. Right? … RIGHT!?
Anyway, just one more chapter for this ark, probably… but I'm aiming for a three-part thing anyway. Well review my pigeons! I love you all for making this go over the 100 mark!