A/N: Traditional smutty Artemis-the-school-whore chapter.

Lol, I was playing Maneater by Nelly Furtado while writing this

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl, character or series. If I did the books would have stopped at three.

This chapter is dedicated to Penman Specialist. As she gives me many ideas due the rp I have going with her, based on this fic. I'm sorry I forgot!!

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When Artemis gets horny, and decides to act on said lust, his first action is to seek out Zack, Oliver or William. It didn't really matter who out of the three it was, as long as it was one of them. Normally it was the first one Artemis found.

In the rare occurrence that the genius couldn't find one of his favourite's, he turned to the first good looking and willing boy he came across. Artemis had never met a fan of his that needed more persuasion than:

"I want to have sex."

Sometimes, if the boy was shy, they'd need a little prodding:

"I... ah... me?"

Artemis stared at him, unblinking.

"Yes you. Would you like to fuck me?" (Artemis only let himself use such language when he was desperate and horny enough to announce to a room full of students that he wanted to be fucked and he wanted it now. It was rare, but such times had happened.)

"Yeah!" was the enthusiastic answer, predictable, yet the stupid fool made no move to act on his desire.

Artemis waited for a moment, and when the boy still remained frozen to the carpet, the genius grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and started pulling him down the hallway.

"Then come on."

And sometimes they were just plain retarded and Artemis turned his attention to the previous targets friends.

"What about you?"

"Fuck yeah!"

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Now was such a time.

Artemis Fowl the Second was horny and if he didn't get sex, someone (an innocent random individual) was going to have the genius' frustration taken out on them, and it wouldn't be pretty.

Which was why Artemis was making his way down to the soccer field in search of his favourite three classmates. The soccer team had had a late practice and would be finishing up shortly if Artemis' information was correct, and it had better damn well be, or that boy he'd bullied it off will be getting the "pleasure" of meeting the genius' true nature, one of which he saved for criminal dealings.

He'd been told that the Trio were down on the oval and should be finishing their practice with the rest of the team, after which they would spend around ten minutes in the locker rooms, showering and changing.

Artemis planned on ambushing them in there, demanding sex and waiting for the victor of the usual "It's MY turn to fuck Artemis." argument to take him somewhere more privet and get down to the much needed physical pleasuring.

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The locker rooms kept for the privet use for the soccer team were a little different than the normal shower block up near the oval. The main difference was that the communal showers were placed in one square room, the shower heads and tapes lining the walls. All very open, it reminded Artemis of a prison shower block. The kind where the rule "Don't drop the Soap" was laminated and hung on the wall as a constant warning, due to the closeness each boy had to be with those around him when he showered.

It was a no-go zone for someone like the Irish mastermind when it was in use and he was unaccompanied by his lovers. As not all boys had restraints and could very well gang up on him, should they be horny enough. It had happened before and those unfortunate young men had all had midnight visits by Butler and later on Holly, when the elf had heard about the incident.

The story had spread around the school about the group of students who, after trying to rape the genius, were sent to hospital after being attacked in their own beds, threatened at gun point to never lay a hand on Artemis again, or the next visit would prove fatal and, shortly after being discharged, had to be sent back, due to unexplained injuries given to their "special area's".

To this day none of the boys can remember how, or when they'd been given them. Artemis had been told Foaly had put them under surveillance, just in case.

So, confident in his safety, Artemis crossed the now deserted field and entered the change rooms.

As soon as he stepped into the locker room, all movement ceased and every eye in the immediate area turned to him. Artemis ignored them and stalked over to a random boy, who was hurriedly trying to secure the towel around his waist. The genius pushed him into his locker.

"Where is Zack?"

The boy looked slightly pleased at the attention, yet frightened of the dark aura surrounding the smaller male. He pointed in the direction of the showers.

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Zack for his part was completely unaware of the little episode happening just outside. He was blissfully washing off all the sweat and dirt his body had accumulated while he was practicing. It wouldn't do for him to return to his beloved dirty and smelly, Artemis would send him back outside if he did.

Oliver was beside him, singing at the top of his lungs as he scrubbed at his hair. Will was watching the dark skinned boy, a scrubbing brush clutched tightly in his hand, his green eyes, currently narrowed in annoyance, told that he was about ready to hit Oliver if he didn't shut the fuck up.

"You can't sing for shit man." commented Zack idly, sticking his head under the steady stream of warm water, rinsing the soap from his blond locks.

Oliver ignored him and sung even louder, his voice hitting a glass shattering high note, Will raised the brush. Oliver was speared a bashing though, when the noise and activity around them stilled. The three turned around to see Artemis standing in the doorway, blue eyes trained on his trio.

All occupants of the shower block watched as the pretty genius made his way over to the stars of the school and came to a halt in front of them.

"Hey babe, what brings you here, thought you hated this place?" Zack of course, was the first to break the silence.

"I'm horny." was the simple, blunt answer given.

If he wasn't the centre of attention before, he was now. Everyone perked up. Zack opened his mouth to say something else, but was cut off when Artemis reached out and wrapped a thin hand around his limp cock, tugging the taller boy against him.

"I'm horny." the genius repeated, though more quietly than before, as he started stroking the blond slowly, staring up into wide hazel eyes.

Getting the message, Zack looked up at the surrounding students as Artemis carefully lowered himself to his knees, tucking his now damp hair behind his ears.

"You heard him, he's horny, so fuck off."

After a moment or so of watching Artemis' mouth hover near the head of Zack's now fully erect member, the others slowly left, the showers growing empty and quiet. Oliver and Will were about to leave aswell, when Artemis' hands shot out and took their wrists.

"Not you."

They didn't need to be told twice.

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A/N: I was going to add a blow job scene and while I can easily picture it in my perverted mind, I didn't know quite how to write it... oh well, maybe next time.

Anyone have any ideas for future chapters? Things they'd like to see? I get stuck on what could happen at a school, since I never went to high school. Yeah I'm a drop out.

Review please.