We ran down the dark street to Neji's apartment. He took me upstairs and stopped outside a door and began to unlock it. We went inside and instantly started making out fiercely. He began ripping off my purple plaid cardigan and my fish nets. I began undoing his pants. He pulled off his shirt. I pulled off his pants unveiling bright yellow Sugar Daddy boxers.

I giggled, "Those are sexiii!"

He blushed and pulled me onto his bed and then it all began...

And then when it was done we lay wrapped in each other's arms.

"I love you!" I whispered.

He looked away slowly.

"What's wrong?" I asked with a pouty lip.

"I have something I've been needing to tell you." he whispered.

"What is it?" I said, sitting up.

He said, "I'm a...vampire." He closed his eyes.

"I knew it!" I said excitedly.

He lifted an eyebrow and suddenly someone jumped in the window. I screamed and covered myself with the blankets.

"Relax," he said, "It's me. Edward Cullen." He winked. "And don't even bother covering yourself. I've been in that tree watching you all night."

Neji and I looked at each other with scared looks on our faces.

"I too have a confession to make," he said with a sad expression. "I am a...soul reaper." He closed his eyes and shuffled his feet.

Suddenly, a huge mob of obsessed fan girls broke down the door and charged toward Edward. But before they got to him they morphed into a huge monster with a strange mask on.

"Damn it! Not again!" He popped a candy out of his pocket and into his mouth and his body fell on the floor with a thud.

Neji and I stared at each other with our mouths hanging open.

"What the-" Neji began. But he was interrupted when he noticed that the monster was gone and Edward was now sitting on the edge of his bed panting.

"Phew. That was a toughy," he said wiping his brow. "Do you guys have any O negative I could have? I'm parched."

Neji said, "Check the mini fridge."

Edward walked over to the fridge and pulled out a bottle, "Hey, thanks bud. Well, Edward Cullen out. Peace!" And then he was gone.

I sat their staring after him and Neji jumped up, "He's so damn SEXY! I WANT HIM!" and then he jumped out the window.

And my perfect day was ruined...once again.