"Niles, can you feed the baby?"
"Of course, my angel!"
Niles walked over to where the baby lay in the enormous crib and leaned over to pick it up. To his horror, the bundle of joy slipped out of his hands and landed onto a large conveyor belt.
"Dear God!"
"Niles! The baby is hungry! Feed him already!" Daphne yelled.
"I will my love, just as soon as I-."
He stopped, gasping in horror when the conveyor belt moved faster and faster but when he reached for the baby it fell...
Down... down... down... and landed in an enormous apple pie.
"Niles! What about the baby?" Daphne yelled.
"I'm taking care of it, Daphne!"
Niles dove into the apple pie, eating his way through it in a desperate attempt to reach his child.
"I'm here... Daddy's here."
He picked up his child only to have it slip out of his hands once more, falling down... down... down...