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Chapter 29: Highlight of the Night(Zayn)

The girls have thrown me out of the room because they decided that they needed their girl time and I've headed to Louis room. We were only going to the club at around 11.30 and the best part was it was only 8.30.

What the hell do they need 3 hours for?"I ask scratching my head. We had all crowded about in the room with Niall poking his head in the mini- fridge, Louis raping Harry on the bed beside me and Liam who are trying our best to ignore them.

Guys,"Louis says. Let me, the Sex God in this room, tell you why girls take so long,"

You? A sex God? You wish!"Harry scoffs.

Well that's how you fell into bed with me and that's how we conceived Kevin,"Louis answers. We burst out laughing.

Fancy conceiving a pigeon," I say roaring with laughter.

That's because I'm a highly unique person," Louis says.

Yeah because you enjoy stuffing your face with carrots,"Niall pipes up.

Is that someone I hear?"Louis says mockingly, cupping his ear. I think I can hear only their voice is so muffled because their faces been stuffed full with food,"

What?"Niall says blankly.

Get on with what you were saying, Louis,"Liam says impatiently.

Well as I was saying, Girls simply spend so much time getting all dolled up for us,"Louis says.

They take hours to do that?"Niall asks.

I don't know,"Louis says. Do I like a girl?"

Sorta,"Harry says and Louis hits him.

Well here's to us,"Louis says, grabbing a can of coke from Niall and opening it. To getting laid. Well except for you two,"He continues, eyeing Niall and Harry.

I laugh and high-five both Louis and Liam.

Right I am going to have a bath,"Louis announces. Harry want to join me?"

Oh Lord help me,"I snigger under my breath.

I heard that, Zayn,"Louis yells. Don't think I don't know you don't want me,"

In your dreams, Lou,"I yell back at him.

(Mia)

Right what are you wearing, Mia?"Danielle asks.

I have no idea,"I tell her riffling through my wardrobe. I had an old black number and a boring blue one. I hadn't really thought to bring an outfit for a night out and I didn't really have anything suitable to wear to the club.

Well lets go get you a dress then,"Eleanor says.

Now?"I ask. Isn't it too late for this?"

Come on Mia, its our night out. Don't you wanna look good,"Danni asks.

Well yeah I do but...,"I say but Ele cuts me off.

No buts. Let's get going,"she says. So we locked our door, headed off downstairs. There were a couple of boutiques down the street and most of them had some really gorgeous dresses.

Can I help you?"The salesgirl asks us.

We're looking for something for a night out,"Ele says. Something dangerous and sexy but not too much,"

The girl nods and heads off to get a couple of dresses. Danielle and Eleanor head off to look for dresses too. They came back with a bunch of dresses on and push me into a dressing room.

Right try this,"Danni says, handing me a a chic looking black studded, one- shoulder dress. I changed into it and then stepped out.

Hmm not bad,"Danni says.

Not bad at all,"Ele says approvingly. Try this,"she continues and hands me a fuchsia and black strapless dress.

Hmm nope not this,"Ele says and Danni nods.

It makes you look younger and maybe sort of sillier,"Danni says. The two hand me dresses after dresses and then handed me a red slash neck lace dress by John Zack.

I throw it on and then poke my head out. Is this the last dress?"I ask hopeful.

Maybe,"Ele says with a laugh.

I sigh and step out. Ele and Danni gasp.

I think this is the one, Mia,"Danni says. I turned and looked at myself in the mirror and I actually looked stunning, if I may say so myself. The dress was impossibly gorgeous, making me look taller and leaner.

Oh my God," Danni says. Look at the time. Its almost 10 and we have around an hour or so to have our showers and get dressed,"

It is?"I ask. I jump back into the changing room and change into my clothes.

I'll take the dress,"I tell the salesgirl.

Wonderful choice, Miss,"she replies. That will be $150,"

I smiled and whipped out my purse and headed to the counter. I hand my money over and then take the carrier bag from the girl.

Thank you for shopping with us,"the girl says. I smile.

Thanks for selling this dress in your shop,"I tell her and the girl laughs.

Right, I'll have my bath first if that's alright with you two,"Danni says.

Be my guest, love,"I tell her.

No problem at all Danni,"Ele says. While Danni has her bath, Ele and I put together our outfits. Ele was going to wear this gorgeous black Club L Peplum dress with the classic black Louboutins. Danielle was going with a grayish black strapless dress that showed off her curves. I took out my Bobbi Brown party eye set with my concealer, foundation, blusher, eyeliner, mascara, lipstick and my set of brushes.

Right since you guys helped me out with my dress, I'm going to help do your makeup,"I say, waving my brush with a flourish.

You sure we can trust you?"Danni says laughing.

A hundred and ten percent,"I say with a nod. I was the make-up artist for almost all our performances at school,"

Really?"Ele says looking impressed.

Come on, Danni. Just let me do you,"I say. And Danni nods.

Okay so since you're going with a that dress, I'm going to give you grey smoky eyes with a nude lipstick to balance it out nicely,"I tell her and Danni nods. I set to work and after almost half-an hour, I put my brush down and let Danni look at her reflection in the mirror.

Oh my God, Mia!"Danni exclaims. I look wonderful. This is excellent,"

Aww thanks Danni,"I say.

Why are you so good with this?"Danni asks with a smile.

I don't know,"I say with a shrug. But hey there was a time where I wanted your gorgeous hair and Ele's legs,"

She laughs. You are so cute,"She says with a smile. Just then Ele hopped out of the bath.

Oh Danni, you look gorgeous,"she says. Liam's not going to be able to resist you tonight,"

Danni laughs and blushes. Once Mia's done with you, I think Louis might think again about Larry Stylinson,"she says laughing. Ele and I burst out laughing.

And Mia, I refuse to believe nothing's going on between you guys,"Ele says. You guys just ooze sexual tension,"

Yeah, there's so much of chemistry going on between you guys,"Danni agrees.

Well sorry to dissapoint you guys,"I tell them, frowning a little. Zayn's just my best friend and I'm dating someone else,"

Oh really?"Danni says surprised. Who?"

A classmate from elementary school,"I say. This is him,"I say whipping my phone out and show them a picture of the both of us.

Mmmm he's hot,"Ele says with a laugh.

I know,"I tell them.

But we know that you and Zayn are just meant to be,"Danni says with a sly smile.

You wish Danielle Peazer,"I tell her.

Wanna bet you guys would be together by the end of this tour,"Danni says.

You're on,"I tell her with a wink.

Losers have to come over to the winner's place and act as slave for a week,"Danni says.

Bring it on girl,"I tell her. Danni gets dressed then and I hop into the bath and just put on my fancy underwear and help Ele with her make-up. Then the doorbell rings.

Who is it?"Ele says cheerily.

Its me, Zayn,"Zayn says.

Just a minute,"I say, looking for my dress.

Come on you guys,"Zayn says. How long does it take for you to take get ready? It's 11.15 already,"

Hang on, I'm not decent,"I yell. I grab my make up and stuff and head to the bathroom.

I'll see you, sexy ladies later,"I say with a wink.

See you later Mia,"Danni says. Try not to blow Zayn's mind away with that dress,"

They both laugh uncontrollably and then head out of the room. I start blow-drying my hair and then start putting on my make-up and I hear Zayn come in to the room.

Where are you, Mia?"he asks.

I'm in the bathroom,"I yell. I quickly apply my make-up and then when I turn around to throw my dress on, I realize I left it on my bed.

Shit,"I think. I'm standing here with nothing but my bra and knickers on, with my face all done up with makeup.

(Zayn)

Zayn?"Mia asks.

Hmm?"I say.

Can you pass me my dress?"she asks.

Where is it?"I ask.

Its in my wardrobe,"she answers. I head to her wardrobe where there are four other dresses. I simply grab all of them and head back to the bathroom.

Here I didn't know which one you wanted to I brought it all over,"I tell her and hand her the clothes.

Thanks,"She says gratefully.

No problem,"I say and head off to look for something to wear. I take off my shirt and I'm about to take my pant off to when the bathroom door clicks open and Mia steps out and I'm taken aback.

Her makeup was very classic yet bold. Smoky eyes and a natural look except her riveting cherry red lips. Her hair fell in soft cascading waves, making her look somewhat sexy. But it was the dress and heels that had rendered me speechless. The dress was a violent shade of blood red that matched her lips and nails. It was fitted like no other dress could fit. Almost like a second skin. It ended at mid thigh showing off her legs and the black 4 inch heels.

What?"Mia says.

Er, nothing,"I say, forcing myself to tear my gaze away from her.

What are you going to wear then?"she asks, making her way to my wardrobe.

Clothes,"I tell her joking.

Mia hits my head.

Mia you have got to stop that,"I tell her.

Nope,"she says with a laugh. What are you going to wear then?"

A t-shirt and jeans,"I answer and Mia frowns.

No way you're not,"she says and starts pulling out some clothes.

Here wear this,"she orders and throws a t-shirt, a black and red varsity jacket, a pair of black Levi jeans.

I laugh and just put on the clothes. Mia waits at her side of the room and smiles when she sees me.

Now that's much better,"she says. She forces me down on a chair and even does my hair. She did it very nicely, the usual way I did it and then smiled.

Right ready to go then?"I ask.

Wait a sec,"she says and then sprays herself liberally with perfume.

How do I look?"she asks.

Terrible,"I joke and Mia smacks my head again.

I'm just kidding, you look stunning,"I tell her sincerely.

Thanks Zayn,"she says with a smile. She leans over to kiss my cheek and I wanted so much to run my hands through her sexy hair and kiss her till the end of the world.

Zayn?"Mia says, snapping me out of my thoughts.

Oh yeah er, lets go,"I say hurriedly.

We join the others where Harry whistles at Mia.

Mia, why you look so hot?"Harry says cheekily. Mia laughes and then we head down together. Louis had made reservations for us at the club and we were pretty peeved up about tonight.

Right lads, try not to lose control and do stupid things tonight,"Liam says as we enter the club.

Don't worry, Liam. You know we will,"Louis says. So don't fret about us and just party the night away,"

Liam laughes and then we start ordering our drinks.

Dirty Martini for me,"Mia says and I smile at her.

Remember that night we snuck into the bar?"I tell her and she laughs.

How can I forget?"she says. I snogged some random stranger.

Yeah and that random stranger was...,"Harry starts to say but I clamp my hand over his mouth.

Right anyone want to dance?"Harry says, looking at us.

Me! Me!"Louis yells hopping up and down like a little girl.

Wanna dance Mia?"I ask her and she nods. I take her hand and together with the rest we head to the dance floor. At first Mia was totally shy but then she loosened up and started dancing.

Yeah shake it girl,"Harry says and I give him a look.

What?"Harry says. She's an older women and if you don't make a move I might,"

She's just a year older than you and plus she's not interested in younger boys,"

You guys snogged and she's older than you by a week,"Harry points out.

I'm the only exception,"I say with a wink. Harry shrugs and then makes his way to Mia. I push him out of the way, laugh at him and head to Mia and start dancing with her.

Suddenly the music stops and the D.J's voice sweeps the room.

Right guys, we're having a sing-off tonight and the lads of One Direction are in the house so lets get them and their sexy ladies to start us off tonight?"he says and then looks at us.

No problem man,"Louis yells happily. Girl's against boys,"

That's no fair,"Ele says. There's five of you,"

Yeah,"Danni says.

Well let's get some girls to join us,"Harry says looking around.

Right we need two girls to join us to beat the sexy lads of One Direction,"Mia yells and places her hands on her hip and turns and gives me a mischievous smile.

The crowd goes wild but eventually they get two girls on their side and then we look at them.

Right I think it'll be the guys first then,"Louis yells. Put on Dedication to my Ex ma man,"

The song comes in and Louis starts off. He walk up to Eleanor and starts singing.

Hey ya
I came to talk about this girl that had my love
See
I went away for a while
And she gave my love away, huh
I really shouldn't blame her
But now that p-ssy is a stranger

And then Liam glides up to Danni.

Baby, something's on my mind I gotta say it
Yeah, Your p-ssy done changed
It aint the same girl and thats a shame
(A crying shame baby)
Ooohhhhh, aint being funny
I know another bee's been in that honey
Ooh, baby, that p-ssy done changed
It's such a shame girl and thats a shame
(who the hell you giving my loving to girl?)

Then we all sing the chorus together.

Oooh Nooo
Tell me where that p-ssy gone
Oooh Nooo
Cause it don't feel the same no more
(I miss that p-ssy, that p-ssy, that p-ssy)

Oooh Nooo
(how you do me like that baby?)
Oooh Nooo
Why is this happening to me?
Oooh Nooo
She told me that it was my p-ssy

(I miss that p-ssy, that p-ssy, good p-ssy, that p-ssy, bye p-ssy)
Oooh Nooo
Yeah yeah yeah yeh.

Then I smile at Mia cheekily and then walk over to her. I glide up to her, our faces almost touching.

She, she used to be a really special lady
I guess she's feeling kinda freaky lately
It's such a shame cause now the p-ssy's changed
(My p-ssy changed)
She used to squeeze me
Grip me tight enough so she could please me
But nah-nah, that p-ssy changed

It's such a shame, that p-ssy changed
Oooh Nooo
Where did your p-ssy go?
(Where is it at baby)
Oooh Nooo
Cause girl, I need to know...

I especially emphasized on the dirty parts and Mia crossed her hand and looked at me in this coy, sexy, sultry way. We stopped half way and give the girls a minute. The huddled for a second.

Katy Perry- Kissed a girl,"Mia shouts to the D.J. He nods and then smiles. Ele starts off and she sounded great for someone who normally didn't sing much. She sashayed up to Louis and had him going mad and at the end of her stanza, she smacked Louis arse.

This was never the way I planned, not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you caught my attention

Then Mia smiled at me coyly and practically cat-walked her way up to me.

I kissed a girl and I liked it, tasted better than kissing you
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it.

She brought her face so close to mine and I almost kissed her, had she had not pushed my face away playfully.

Oh no she didn't just say that kissing a girl was better than kissing you,"Harry says cheekily. We did two more songs and in the end the girls won. We had crashed to the bar after that and got drunk. I know that Mia and Ele were drunk like the rest of us.

By the time we got back to the hotel was almost five in the morning. Danni and Liam dropped everyone back safely in their rooms, thank god they were sober.

Wait why are we going to sleep?"Niall asks. I've got all this energy to liven up the night more,"

Its morning Niall,"Liam says. And I think its about time we went to bed,"

Zayn buddy,"Louis says laughing hysterically. You still have the condoms I gave you?"

Huh what?"I slur loudly.

Hope to see you "well" tommorow morning,"Harry yells with wink.

Oh shut up,"Mia says. Lets go, Zayn,"

Someone's eager,"Louis says with a laugh.

Oh shutup Louis. Ele's waiting for you,"

All I know is that we crashed into bed. I couldn't remember anything after that.

(Mia)

I wake up, feeling even more horrible then the last time I went out with my friends. I yawn and stretch tiredly. I turn around and then see Zayn next to me. At first I just look at him, my brain not registering whats happened. Then my eyes widen when I see Zayn's bare chest. Instinctively I move away from him and in the process I manage to push him out of bed.

What the hell, Mia?"Zayn yells.

You and I did the it while we both clearly not in the sanest of minds,"I tell him.

Mia, I'm wearing my pants,"Zayn says tiredly.

So?"I shoot back. You could have put it on after we did the 'it',"

You're wearing your clothes,"He yells out. I look down and see that I'm still wearing my red lace dress from yesterday.

Oh, er, sorry false alarm,"I tell him apologetically. Zayn rolls his eyes and then laughes. I smile and start laughing too.

That was some night huh?"He says. I nod knowingly at him.