Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Disney movies or Glee. I'm just mushing them together and seeing what comes out.
Spoilers: None unless you have never seen the Buffy Musical Episode or the first two seasons of Glee.
Pairings: Quinn/Rachel (eventually), Brittany/Santana
Rating: T
A/N: Sorry for the long time between updates. I have a lot of stuff going on right now, but if I am not writing I am thinking about what to write. Anyway, here is the next chapter...hope you enjoy...
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
-Scar
Sue Sylvester looked around the hallways with a barely disguised look of disgust on her face. Her sneer sent students scattering as she marched to the principals office. She had been summoned...SHE had been SUMMONED. How dare he. She was a six consecutive national champion winner. She was a legend. She was a legacy for this damn school and he had the nerve to SUMMON her?
"Make it fast, Figgy. I have things to do and people to beat into submission." she snapped upon entering the flustered principals office.
"Ah, come right in Sue." Principal Figgins welcomed the coach with a warm smile as if she had politely knocked and not just barged in. "I have the Cheerios budget right here and it just needs your signature."
Sue looked at the paper and was ready to sign when she felt her blood turn to ice as she saw the figure. "Is this a joke?" she asked quietly.
Figgins squirmed in his seat. He could handle ranting Sue Sylvester, angry Sue Sylvester and manic Sue Sylvester. This was calm and cold Sue Sylvester...she was a different creature all together. "It is the largest budget of all of the extra curricular activities...by double." he said quickly.
"It is half of last years." Sue growled, tearing the budget in half. "Try again."
Figgins slapped his hand on the desk. "I will not be bullied by you Sue. That is your budget, you will just have to deal with it!" he snapped, sounding much more authoritative than he felt.
Sue glanced at the scraps on his desk and shook her head. "You won't get away with this, Figgy." she growled. "I will see to that personally." With that, Sue Sylvester turned and stormed out of his office, budget unsigned.
One of the many duties the principal had was to distribute the schools extra curriculars funds. Figgins always complained that there was no money, but there was a hockey team, and a rugby team...in OHIO of all places. And then...then there was a Glee club. The glee club! She was trembling with rage at the thought of Will Scheuster getting her money to fund his little band of mouth breathers.
She wouldn't stand for it anymore. She had suffered for years under Figgins inept rule and she would not tolerate it any longer. She had only one course of action open to her. She grabbed Cheerios in the hall as she passed and told them there would be a pop practice session on the field right now. As she stormed through the school, Becky appeared as if by magic and followed her coach. Sue started to rant...
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
She was soon flanked by her two best cheerios. Brittany and Santana. They had heard and made it a point to find their coach. Sue turned to Brittany and practically snarled.
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking queens and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
Santana cut in, her opportunistic side sensing a way to gain something for all of her troubles.
And where do we feature?
Sue admired her head cheerio. She was ruthless and wanted to win.
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
Becky jumped in, smiling and excited to do whatever the coach asked of her.
Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?
Sue turned and smiled darkly at Becky.
For the end of Principal Figgins.
Becky cocked her head to the side.
Why, is he sick?
Sue shook her head.
No, we're going to get him fired. And Scheuster too.
Becky and Brittany started dancing behind Sue.
Great idea! Who needs a principal?
No rules! No rules! la—la-la-la-laa-laa!
Sue turned and snapped at the two dancing around like there wasn't a care in the world.
QUIET! There will be rules!
Becky stammered.
Hey, but you said, uh...
Sue snapped, throwing the doors to the field open and seeing the cheerios assembling quickly on the open field as she marched out to stand on the riser in front of the formation.
I will be Principal! ...Stick with me, and
you'll never go hungry again!
Brittany and Becky cheered as they danced around in a circle.
Yaay! All right! Long live the Principal!
The other cheerios took up the chant and began their routine.
Long live the Principal! Long live the Principal!
It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With a Coach who'll be all-time adored.
Sue turned to Brittany and Santana and smiled cruelly. She was well aware that they loved the glee club, and she wanted to make sure they knew they couldn't straddle the fence this time. They had to choose.
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have funds!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of funds)
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be queen undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!
As he cheerios ended the complicated routine, they cheered ad their coach, smilkes bright and eager.
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
Brittany and Santana looked at each other. This was going to be bad.
"Time to make a choice, Sandbags." Sue said, stepping down and looking at the pair. "You can choose me and the Cheerios, and reap the benefits, or you can choose The Glee Club!"
With that, Sue stormed back to the school, berating the cheerios as she herded them back in the school.
Santana and Brittany sighed. They both loved the Cheerios, for the most part. Ya, Coach was clearly insane but she had proven results and there wasn't a cheerios in the last six years that didn't receive at least some financial aid for college by just being on the team. Many had received full ride scholarships. In short, the Cheerios was a ticket out of this damn town. It was a tough choice to make and they needed to make that choice quickly.
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