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Everyone openly gawked as the miko made her way through town.

She had an overly huge smile as she practically skipped towards training ground seven. This had to be one of the best plans she'd thought of in a long time.

Her waist length black hair was done into two pigtails leaving her bangs free. She wore a jacket similar to Naruto's,and it was unzipped to show her black tank top that stopped just above her belly button. She also wore tight black shorts,standard ninja sandals,and a kunai pouch strapped to her upper thigh.

'I can't wait to see Naruto's face when he sees me' She thought as she entered the training grounds.

She could feel his aura not too far up ahead and so she quickened her pace. This was going to be priceless.

Finally stepping into the area he and his teammates were at she called out. "Naruto-kun!"

Quickly he turned around. "Kago-"

And then his eyes bulged out once he realized what she was wearing. Was she copying his sexy jutsu?

Naruto's mind suddenly pictured her naked and that was all it took for him to pass out.

"Well that's not a surprising act for Dickless."Sai said peering down towards his fallen teammate.

And that's when Kagome fell over and laughed as hard as she could.

Sai always knew what to say.

Plain Ole' Renee-I'm sorry I haven't been updating. Hopefully I can get back on track. Read and review!