A/N: This is my first fanfic so be gentle plz! ;)

Random: Always be yourself. Unless you can be a penguin, always be a penguin! xD

Disclaimer: I don't own twilight! No matter how much I wish I do :'-(

Rosalie POV Forks High School Parking Lot

What in the hell possessed Alice and made me wear this outfit today?

I know she likes dressing us all up in designer clothes like dolls and I don't really mind, but this time she had gone too far. Who in the name of the Volturi would wear clothes like this in Forks? Forks! The wettest place in the continental U.S. I thought back to this morning...

*Flashback*

"Attention!" Alice called from the top of the stairs. "I have your outfits for today!"

We were all seated in the living room. Emmett and Jasper were in the middle of playing a game on the Xbox. MW3, I think. Carlisle and Esme were nestled on the white loveseat, reading. Edward was, well, being Edward. He was staring blankly at the T.V screen even though it was switched off. Honestly! That boy was such a freak at times. He turned to glare darkly at me. Whatever. I thought about the magazine of sex positions I had read recently. He stiffened. I then thought about Emmett and me practising them in our room last night.

The rest of my family groaned as they realized the evil pixie had unleashed her black magic on their closets and had probably chucked everything out. Jasper eyed Alice curiously. She kept trying to get rid of his old military jacket. Every time she threw it away, he would always go and retrieve it from whatever charity shop she had donated it to.

Alice's eyes searched the room for her 'show and tell' victim. "Emmett! You're up!"

I sighed as I watched my husband slowly get to his feet and mumble something unintelligible, even with vampire hearing. Alice smiled smugly. Sometimes I wonder if she gets a kick out of our discomfort. Emmett disappeared up the stairs and into our room. A second later, he let out a roar that shook the foundations of our house. "DAMN YOU, ALICE!" he roared. The rest of us burst out laughing as he came into view. He was wearing a Calvin Klein pink, purple and green lumber shirt and purple tinted skinny jeans that looked way too small for him.

"MY LEGS ARE ABOUT TO BURST THROUGH THESE JEANS!" he bellowed."I AM NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE YOU!"

Alice just laughed and said "Don't bet on that, Emmett! Quick tip, change before you go hunting this afternoon unless you want the world to see your naked little butt sparkling in the sun!"

Emmett growled and went to sulk in the corner.

"Ok, everyone! Your clothes are in your rooms!"

I went up to my room and found a light blue Louis Vuitton sleeveless top with a neckline that plunged to the middle of my flawless stomach. It pushed up my boobs and made them look even bigger. It was matched with a purple Christian Dior skirt that went to mid thigh, showing off my legs. There was also a pair of Jimmy Choo sandals which were black and had killer heels.

*End Flashback*

I grumbled all the way to Spanish, the class I had with Jasper. All the human boys stared at me as I walked to my seat and slid in next to Jasper at the back of the room. Even the teacher Mr López found it hard to stop ogling at me. It was hard to stare at me when they were supposed to be working but they still managed to glance at me sneakily every minute or so. I didn't need Edward's gift to know what they were thinking. I wanted to hurl and laugh at the same time. It was comical for the silly, disgusting, human boys to think they actually had a shot at dating me. Talk about out of their league! Why couldn't they grasp the fact that yes, I have eyes and can see them staring and yes, I have ears and can hear them discussing me! I even heard two guys arguing over my cup size! Disgusting!

I suddenly felt bad for Jasper and Edward. I mean Jasper has to feel the lust radiating from everyone in the room and Edward has to hear their wild fantasies about me...

Suddenly, the bell rang. Last period over, yay! I rushed from the room swiftly and jogged at a brisk human pace over to Edward's Volvo.

A/N: R&R Plzz!

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