Sorry in advance.

Hey!

Ok so the mood change is pretty dramatic in this chapter. Starts off with a bit of humour then gets fluffy but the fluff probably seems a bit sudden after the humour.

I don't own ouran. Good job really.

This was written on 17/1/12. If it isn't uploaded till after said date then that is the fault of my internet no working.

Try to enjoy.

Tora xxx

'Hika…Hika wake up…come on, wake up…'

My eyes started to flutter open, but I closed them again when I had decided there was too much light. Groaning I turned over in Kaoru's arms, snuggling closer into his warm chest, ignoring the smell of blood and semen.

'I'll hit you.' He only muttered the words but I knew he was deadly serious and in hopes of remaining conscious for the day forced me to get off of him.

'Oh good morning Mr. Happy. I trust you slept well.' I made sure the sarcasm in my voice with thick but all I gained from it was a deathly glare in my direction. Then of course Kaoru's face had to soften into that smirk that makes him look so attractive, even when I know he's about to make me feel like an idiot.

'I slept very well actually. Especially after what happened prior. I get weak just thinking about Alek's mouth around my-'

'Wait, WHAT? Alek? It was me! Not him! You love me!' That was low Kaoru. So low it was pretty much underground.

'Calm down, kretyn*. I was only joking around.'

'I don't know what a kretyn is but I'm pretty sure it's not a good thing.' I glared at him, arms folded across my chest, but he ignored me.

'On a serious note though, what are we gonna do about our current hygiene state, hm?' He attempted to run a hand through my hair but the dried blood stopped his fingers from running smoothly, resulting in my hand being yanked to the side every time he tried to free his hand.

'Well we can always just change out clothes…' Genius idea, no, Kaoru? Bet you wish you would have thought of that.

'Well I had thought about that,' Damn. 'But, then I realised that it's not our clothes covered in blood and other…fluids, but rather our bodies and in your case, you hair.'

'Then we can just wash.' I shrugged and attempted to stand up, falling again due to the lack of feeling in my backside.

'Where do you suggest we do that? In case you've forgotten, we don't live anywhere anymore, and we are in the middle of London, a good few miles away from any natural source of water.'

Rolling my eyes I wrapped my arm around Kaoru's shoulder staring out into the gradually filling streets from our place in the alley.

'What do you see there, Kaoru, may I ask?'

'Not water.'

'Answer the question properly.' Sighing he replied again.

'People. Shops. Houses.'

'Ah! Exactly. And what do houses have in them?' He took a while to reply this time.

'…No! No Hika, we are not doing that!'

'Why not~~~?' Kaoru had to ruin all my ideas! I had a damn good right to whine!

'What would we say? Oh excuse me, but you see, last night my lover and I were caught up in a passionate love making session resulting in the both of us being covered in semen and blood. Would you mind if we used your bath?'

'Oh but Kaoru that's just it!' I jumped into his lap, grabbing his wrists and shaking his arms. 'You my lovely are a bloody genius!' I kissed his head dramatically and he raised his eyebrows.

'Explain please? I'm afraid I have no idea what I said that was so significant.'

'The bath! In my home we have indoor plumbing, yes?' He nodded, eyebrows now furrowed in confusion. 'Well for those less fortunate poor people, there are outdoor taps for them to fill the tubs with, correct?'

'Only the very poor people that have to take baths outside I guess…'

'So you do confirm the existence of outdoor taps?'

'Yes. I do. I see where this is going, and it's actually not that bad an idea. But-' Oh, here it comes. '-How do we go and find an outdoor tap in our current state?'

I leaned my forehead on Kaoru's bare shoulder and squeezed my eyes tightly shut. I didn't even realise but a tear escaped and Kaoru must of felt hit his skin as he placed a comforting arm around me, rubbing my back with the palm of his hand.

'What's wrong, sweetie? Was it something I said?' Concern was thick in his voice. I shook my head no, refusing to remove it from its place on his shoulder. When I spoke my voice came out quiet and Kaoru must have had to strain to hear me.

'It wasn't anything you said. Rather the fact that I couldn't seem to do anything right. You treat like an idiot and rightly so.' At this point I looked up and stared him in his smouldering amber eyes. 'My ideas never have any chance of working, and everything I do seems to annoy people. I don't do it on purpose and most of the time I get along with my stupidity knowing it's just who I am. But I thought just then that I actually had a good idea, an idea that might actually make you think I was clever…'

I had lowered my head back down staring at Kaoru's crotch. Not hungrily, or in a lusty way. Just something to avoid his eyes.

It didn't last long however as two fingers on my chin, raised my head up. His eyes were soft as they bore into mine. He stroked a thumb across my cheek and wound his hand round to the back of my neck. Pulling my face closer to his he kissed me gently.

'Don't cry. I don't like seeing you cry. It is a really good idea. The point I brought up was just a query. I didn't mean for it to put you down. So smile for me ok?'

I couldn't help it. The corners of my mouth twitched and I smiled at him, just as I was asked.

'Now. All we need is a cover up. A reason to hide the blood with jackets over our heads. At the moment it's too sunny to even be thinking about wearing a jacket. But if there was to be some rain…' Within the few seconds after he said it, I felt something wet drip onto my back.

My eyes widened at him.

'Kaoru! How did you do that!' My face spread into a grin and I grabbed his wrists again.

'I don't know!' The rain was gradually getting heavier. 'I just thought it would be good if I could!'

'What if it's something to do with your being a heart eater? You are very powerful in strength after all. What if you have other powers too? Oh! Can you read my mind? What am I thinking!'

He laughed and kissed my cheek.

'I only just found out I can do that. And actually I'm feeling pretty drained from it. Maybe I'll try out other stuff after I've fed. But for now...' We both looked around us. The rain was now falling quickly and people in the streets began to run for shelter. The rain did provide water, yes, but it wasn't good enough to wash in. So whilst everyone was running for cover we joint them, pacing the streets until we found an outdoor tap. Hoping that it was empty whilst we used the homeowners tap, we washed ourselves clean and dressed in clean clothes from our case.

Everything was going fine until a head peered round the side of the house as we were buttoning our shirts. The stout woman seemed to be the owner of the house and although she didn't look angry she did look rather surprised.

'Um…Afternoon, ma'am.' Kaoru spoke nervously to the woman who stepped fully around the way and took in our appearance before smiling at us warmly.

'Would you boys care for a cup of tea?'

Sorry. That chapter sucked mega giraffe abortions.

So just to conclude, a series of ending questions that even I don't know the answer to yet: Who is this woman? Is she good? Or bad?

And to explain the whole thing with Kaoru and his powers: Basically cos he's such a strong heart eater, he can also handle more powers. But it does wear him out, so after he's used them he has to feed or he faints. Sort of like in Sims when they get too tired.

* Translation note: Kretyn is moron in polish. Just one of the 4+ languages Kaoru speaks.

Anyway. No songspiration.

Mega. Giraffe. Abortions.

Tora xxx