Age 21
"Ouch! Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh stop being such a baby."
"That hurt!"
"Well then you shouldn't have gotten into that fight!"
"He started it!"
"And you didn't have to try to finish it!"
"He fucking grabbed you."
"Edward, we were at a bar! It happens! You can't go all Hulk on any guy that touches me."
"You didn't see the way he looked at you Bella…"
"If I needed rescuing, I would have asked for it. This wasn't how your birthday was supposed to go."
"Look, I apologize for getting in that fight but I won't stand for anyone to disrespect you like that."
"You didn't seem to have a problem when girls accidently ran into you and giggled like banshees."
"That was different, they weren't…"
"Oh please! They so were!"
"And why didn't you say or do anything?"
"Because I know that you love me and I trust you. Do you not trust me?"
"Of course I do- Ouch! Stop poking me there goddammit! It's the drunken guys I don't trust."
"You know, this sounds awfully familiar… remember last year when Lauren was your lab partner? And you told me I had nothing to worry about?"
"And I was right! I told you Lauren didn't want anything to do with me. In fact, I seem to remember when we ran into her and her girlfriend."
"The point is, is that I should have trust you more then. And all I'm asking for is for you to trust me. If I had thought that guy was bothering me, I would have told you straight off."
"Still pissed me off."
"I know sweetie."
"Bella?"
"Yeah?"
"Why did you wear that fucking dress?"
"Because it was part of your birthday present."
"Well for future reference, you are never allowed out in that again. Especially when I'm not around to save you from grabby hands that are not my own."
"Hey Edward?"
"Wh-ouch! What?"
"This dress is the only thing I wore out tonight."
"…"
"Baby?"
"Screw the cut."
"Wh-Edward! Put me down!"
"Oh hell no, I want to open up my present now."