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"It's going to be ok." Alice breathed. Her eyes were slightly unfocused.

We walked into the cafeteria.

"Of course it is," Edward grumbled. Obviously, he thought we were being too over-protective. I don't know what the others thought but I for one did not want to move again! I had just started my seinor year and no way was I going back to junior so soon.

I sighed. Why was Edward being so grumpy all of a sudden?

When he came back last night, he was in a great mood. We all had snowball fights and it was great! I won 3 matches against Emmett and Jasper! Edward watched from Esme's arms. She made him sit on her lap like a baby!

"She's not here yet, but the way she's going to come in... she won't be downwind if we sit in our regular spot." Alice said.

Now I understood why Edward was so grumpy. Alice would annoy the most patient man in the world.

"Of course we'll sit in our regular spot. Stop it, Alice. You're getting on my nerves." Edward mumbled.

She blinked once as Jasper helped her into her seat. "I think you're right."

"Of course I am!" Edward stated.

Jasper looked at Edward and grinned. Edward grimaced.

Fine. Have your little telepathy talk. I thought.

I scanned the room with my ears, listening for anything interesting. There was nothing apart from a bunch of geeks in the corner going on about maths.

Emmett nudged me with his elbow. That was a signal that him and Jasper were going to play a prank on Edward. Ok. Don't think about it. Oops.

I thought about the weirdness of some humans. I mean some are really stupid. Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says 'Not available in all states'? Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Edward looked at me like I was crazy. Welcome to Rosalie's mind. I thought. If you don't like don't look!

I amped it up to even weirder questions.

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, why do they play sweet home Alabama on the commercials? Why people are so scared of mice, which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Mickey Mouse, who is bigger than us?

"Ok, Rosalie! What the heck is going on?" Edward asked.

Suddenly, his head snapped up. He had a pained looking smile on his face.

Emmett laughed and Edward rearranged his smile so it would seem normal.

You so aren't fooling anyone, Edward! I thought.

I scanned the room once again for interesting conversations.

"Edward Cullen is staring at you." Jessica told Bella.

"He doesn't look angry, does he?" Bella whispered back.

"No. Should he be?"

"I don't think he likes me."

What did you do to her, Edward?

"The Cullens don't like anybody. Well, they don't notice anyone enough to like them. But he's still staring at you."

Honestly, Jessica was an arrogant little b**** sometimes! And only because Edward turned her down, doesn't mean she has to hate all the Cullens!

"Stop looking at him!" Bella warned Jessica as she lifted her head to see if Jessica had done what she told her to.

Bella didn't lift her gaze from the table for the rest of the period.

The bell rang and Edward didn't move from his seat. We all waited with him, unsure of what we should do.

"I think it is okay. Your mind is set. You'll make it through the hour." Alice assured him hesitantly. Not again!

"Why push it, Edward?" Jasper's voice was a little smug, probably from the fact that he wasn't the weakest one anymore. "Go home. Take it slow."

"What's the big deal? Either he will or he won't kill her." I mentally made a note to slap Emmett behind the head for that.

I saw a window of opportunity to keep up my daily bi***ing.

"I don't want to move yet. I don't want to start over. We're almost out of high school, Emmett. Finally!" I whined.

"No, Rose. I think it really will be okay. It's... firming up. I'm ninety-three percent sure that nothing bad will happen if he goes to class today." Does Alice ever stop?

"Go to class." Edward ordered as he pushed us out of the way.

I sighed and Jasper and I walked off to class.

I took a seat as far away from David Quinn as possible. Unfortunately, Amie Lambert slid into the seat next to me.

I glared at Jasper. He just grinned.

Amie and I were worst enemies. And I know when I say that it sounds like we are some kind of secret agents or something. I hated her with a passion. And she hated me.

"Rosalie, you must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen!"

"Amie, that is so lame. Haven't you used that one like every day?"

"If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid."

"Amie, accept the fact you lost the netball match and get over it."

"Your family tree is a cactus because everyone on it is a prick."

I ignored her for the rest of the lesson. When the bell rang, I just couldn't resist it.

"Amie? Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory." I ran off to Edward's Volvo.

Edward didn't see me come. He was too focused on watching Bella in her truck. She took one look at Edward and her mouth fell open. She snapped it shut and swung the truck into reverse; the back end almost crashed into Eric Yorkie's compact.

She gripped the steering wheel like she thought she was dangerous.

I laughed and so did Edward. The thought of Isabella Swan being dangerous to anyone or anything was laughable.

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