To those who reviewed: I'm glad I satisfied your pervertedness ;D hehe
Suigetsu: I'm gonna be seme next time!
Sasuke: pfft you wish -.-
Suigetsu: DX shutup!
a large part of the story was influenced by me rewatching naruto shippuden episode 115, so yeah :D also, this chapter begins the plot, so I hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: Naruto doesn't belong to me, it belongs to a Japanese guy who likes to draw sexy ninjas o,o
As the silver-haired teenage boy slowly opened his eyes, the first thing that his body registered was a sticky object on top of his naked body. His eyes shot downward to see a bush of messy black hair, and suddenly, memories of the night before flooded into his brain. How was anything that had happened possible? The weed had definitely changed things.
"Hnn..." a low murmur brought Suigetsu back out of his thoughts to the raven-haired male on top of him. They were both covered in dried blood and the greyish-clear liquid he assumed was their sperm. The bed sheets were crumpled up at the end of the bed, with both of them laying on the bloodstained mattress. When he turned to the window, he saw that the sun had just begun to rise. It was no surprise, considering he rarely slept anyway.
"Sasuke.." Suigetsu whispered, faintly nudging the teen to wake him. The only response was that the Uchiha attempted to roll on his side, causing the hardened liquids that attached them together to crackle and snap, causing scattered and stinging pains on the mist-nin's skin.
"Nngh!" the male twitched and decided that Sasuke was quite a heavy sleeper. He melted into a pool of water, soaking into the mattress and reforming underneath the bed. As he regenerated on the floor, he felt the bundled up presence of the cum Sasuke had exploded into him cause discomfort, as if the Uchiha's dick was still there. It seemed gay sex really did have a drawback. Would he be getting AIDS any time soon then?
After rolled out from under the bed and standing up, he searched for his discarded clothing. His purple shirt was laying on a block of weed, which his pants and belt were tucked in a corner underneath the Uchiha's grey shirt. As he remembered Sasuke stripping for him, the heat returned to his face. He wasn't surprised the nosebleed didn't resume.
"Awake already, baka?" right when Suigetsu was going to pick up his shirt, the onyx-eyed Uchiha was behind him, also still naked.
"I could ask the same, Sasuke-kun." Suigetsu grinned a shark grin as he turned to face the other male, who's eyebrows were furrowed.
"What makes you think you can address me as 'kun'?" demanding as always. It appeared the drug had finally worn off and his asshole-ish attitude had returned.
"What makes you think I can't?" another game of questions. It was sure to provoke the Uchiha-
"Do you intend to provoke me?" Sasuke was fast. He had appeared behind the mist-nin in a flash, his katana drawn from the sheath at the other end of the room, positioned at Suigetsu's neck. The teen's grin didn't vanish however.
"However you wish to see it, Sasuke." their eyes met, Suigetsu's filled with amusement. Sasuke's filled with annoyance. The blade came closer to his neck.
"Let me clarify my relationship with you." the Uchiha began. "I never liked you the way you think I do. Your little drugs got me a bit off guard and made me say a few different things, but that's all. I only have my own goals in mind, and none of them have anything to do with pleasing you." Suigetsu's eyes light up excitedly.
"So, you're saying you want to use me? Use me to fufill your own goals?" his voice was eager and borderline happy.
"Yes. Exactly." Sasuke answered. The sword got closer-
drip...
"Very well, Mr. Uchiha." a drenched Suigetsu had appeared behind Sasuke, holding his two fingers to the Uchiha's head like a pistol. His katana skidded across a puddle of water on the floor and stabbed into the wall, vibrating. "Then allow me to clarify my relationship with you." Sasuke was glaring daggers at the silver-haired male, who only grinned. "...Mmkay?"
"Now then, you may have caught my interest, taken advantage of me, hell even fucked me, but that doesn't mean i'll be your bitch." water drops dripped silently off Suigetsu's elbow. "I let you catch my interest. Why? Cuz I thought you were hot. I let you take advantage of me. Why? Cuz I thought it'd be hot. I let you fuck me. Why? Cuz it was fucking hot!" Sasuke didn't blink. He could feel the mist-nin's slightly erect cock touching his skin.
"I hope you understand. You won't be forcing me to do what you will anytime soon. Even if you try to charm me or to threaten me. All it does is make me more horny. Got that?" There was an eerie silence, the only noise being the dripping of water onto the puddle on the floor. Outside, they heard the rain begin to start again.
"...Just kidding." Suigetsu giggled and took his hand away from Sasuke's head. "I enjoy you controlling me, so I won't be stopping you from doing it. Whatever you have planned, i'll do whatever you want." Suigetsu laughed loudly and smacked Sasuke's ass, which actually caused the Uchiha to blush slightly and frown.
"Get some clothes on." Sasuke demanded weakly, grabbing his shirt and pants. Suigetsu had already slipped his shirt on, shaking his head like a dog with his hair flying everywhere.
"So then Sasuke, what is it you wanted me for?" Sasuke was quiet as he finished putting his sandals on.
"...the tattoo on your back." Suigetsu made a confused face and then smirked, turning and lifting his shirt up to show the tattoo of seven swords along with the kanji for 'mist' across his lower back.
"Yeah, what about it?" Sasuke looked at it for a second and then looked out the window, watching a flock of birds flying on the horizon.
"One of those swordsmen is an Akatsuki member." Suigetsu stopped smirking, picking up his wet pants to put on. "I assumed that you might be associated with the one in Akatsuki, so I came with you to get information."
"Is that so?" the silver-haired male muttered, looking at the puddle of water lazily. So the Uchiha only wanted him for Kisame? Why? "Well, if you wanted to know about Kisame-senpai then you could've just asked."
"Kisame-senpai?" Sasuke inquired, looked at Suigetsu questioningly. The mist nin laughed at his expression.
"Yeah, Kisame-senpai! He's my god-father you know!" Suigetsu chuckled a bit and looked at Sasuke, who was still completely serious. The Uchiha was a damn kill-joy...
"I see. Does he ever speak to you about someone by the name of Itachi?" the teen's lavender eyes light up again. He remembered Kisame mentioning someone named Itachi. But he never knew the guy would be in Sasuke's line of interest.
"Yeah, one time in a letter. Why? Does he have some kind of relationship with you?" Suigetsu ran a hand through his wet hair, completely dressed. Sasuke was also dressed, but the Uchiha was staring into space. He looked kinda scary, the way his aura had suddenly darkened.
"Itachi is...my brother." wow, didn't see that coming! Well, from how Kisame described him, the two kinda do look alike. "He killed...my entire clan." now Suigetsu definitely didn't see that coming.
"Mmmm! This yogurt is the best!" Suigetsu face was a light pink as he slurped up his twentieth cup of yogurt, lacking none of the satisfaction he had when he had the first one. "Its been so long since I had anything like this!" Sasuke sat at the other side of the table, boredom written all over his face.
"Are you enjoying yourself?" he asked quietly. Suigetsu laughed obnoxiously and waved his hand at a waitress for another yogurt.
"Of course! When has someone as poor as me ever been able to afford yogurt like this?" when the waitress arrived with a platter covered in yogurt glasses, Suigetsu seized it from her hands and started devouring the yogurt, which she watched in disgust before walking away.
"Your self-esteem seems to have boosted since last night hasn't it?" Sasuke inquired. Suigetsu twirled the spoon in his fingers as he licked his lips.
"Since i've gotten used to you, i'm not gonna be blushing every time I look at you like last time!" he stuck his tongue out at the Uchiha and started eating again.
"Well, I hope you're satisfied. Now, will you tell me about this Kisame of your's?" Suigetsu chewed on the yogurt-covered spoon and laid back in his chair, recalling lost memories.
"Kisame-senpai, huh? He was considered the most powerful of the seven swordsmen, even more powerful than Zabuza-senpai. My brother and I idolized them both, and we strived to train so we could surpass them in skill." He scooped up some more yogurt and plopped a spoonful in his mouth, giving an audible moan of pleasure.
"Why did he join Akatsuki?" Sasuke crossed his arms. The mist-nin's childness was beginning to annoy him. Even if it was a bit cute...only a bit.
"Well...I don't really know exactly. He never told me." Suigetsu made a face, pondering. "And the only thing he's told me about your brother besides why he joined is that he's so quiet and serious, no fun at all." Sasuke laid his elbows on the table and rested his chin on his enclosed fingers, thinking.
"So, according to what you've told me in the past few hours, Itachi joined Akatsuki right after he left Konoha and got paired with this Kisame?" Suigetsu nodded, taking in another spoonful of yogurt. "That isn't enough information..."
"So what then? Are you gonna throw me aside cuz I lost my value now?" the mist-nin giggled, pointing his spoon at Sasuke and grinning. "You know Sasuke, for someone so serious and devout, I don't think you've thought this whole thing through enough."
Sasuke glared into his lavender eyes. "Oh really? Why?" Suigetsu started pondering again.
"Hmm...Well for one, you've made it your only goal to find your brother and avenge your clan. What are you gonna do after that, huh?" Suigetsu jumped up out of his seat, took one step on the table, and spread his arms out wide in faked triumph. " 'Oh look at me! I killed my brother and fufilled my life purpose! Now i'm going to conquer this world and repopulate it with little Sasukes!' " He made a rapid pelvic thrust and did a head bang. Everyone in the resturant was looking at him like he was crazy.
"Suigetsu, please sit down." Sasuke muttered, closing his eyes and sipping his cup of tea. The energetic teen slumped down in false disappointment, then open one eye to peep at the Uchiha's face. He then grinned.
"But of course, you won't be getting in bed with a girl any time soon with me around." Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"We aren't dating." he stated.
"Then we're butt buddies!"
"No."
"Cum Companions?"
"No."
"Semen Salvagers?"
"No."
"Cock Crusaders?"
"No."
"...Jizz Jihadists?"
"NO!" a vein popped in Sasuke's forehead. He pinched his temples in frustration. "Just...no. If you want to call it something, we're just friends."
"Friends with benefits?" Sasuke tackled Suigetsu across the table, the two of them started wrestling on the floor with the empty yogurt glasses shattering as they fell. Once the two got kicked out of the building, their adventure for Itachi had begun.
Suigetsu: T-T MY YOGURT!
Sasuke: I can't believe you thought up 'jizz jihadists', baka.
Suigetsu: hmph ,_, it's the creativity that counts...
In the next chapter, the two shall begin their epic journey for Uchiha Itachi! I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter. I showed my friend who's like Suigetsu this story and he likes it(my sasuke refused to read it. probably cuz my suigetsu came out as bi a while ago and my sasuke refuses to acknowledge his love XD) so yeah, please review to keep the chapters going! They inspire me to write and attempt to not get distracted- OMG BUTTERFLY! *chases it*
Suigetsu: Anyway, while the author gets very distracted(in the distance, "shut up! DX") i'd like to announce that her Suigetsu is also staying at her house until New Year since his family decided to leave him alone to go to Minnesoda :,( so he'll be helping the author write and stuff, as well as being the Suigetsu in the author notes :D and finally, it'd be nice for you to review, since everyone should know about the awsomeness of this yaoi ;) thank you for reading!