Only one review this time, but from the person who reviews the most, so it's all good. :) Merry Christmas!

Suigetsu: Will there be more sex soon o.o

Me: XD be patience Sui-chan

Suigetsu: Don't call me that -.-

Sasuke: Hehe, Sui-chan

Suigetsu: Dx

DISCLAIMER: Obviously Naruto is not of my belongingness or ownershipness, which you should know by now, which is also why I am confuzzled as to why I keep putting this


Suigetsu twirled his hair locks lazily, watching things happening outside the window of the hokage room. Sasuke sat next to him, looking into the questioning eyes of the blonde woman behind the hokage's desk.

"Uchiha Sasuke," the woman began. "can you explain why you intend the leave the village?" Sasuke kept the staring contest alive while he answered calmingly.

"I want to kill Uchiha Itachi." the woman's thin eyebrow perked up.

"Oh really? What makes you think you will be able to find him, let alone kill him?" Sasuke held his hand over Suigetsu's head and, after grabbing a handful of the mist-nin's hair, turned his head so that he could face the Hokage.

"He has information about Akatsuki. He will lead me to Itachi." Suigetsu was attempting to make Sasuke let go of his hair, scrunching his nose in annoyance and attempting to pull Sasuke's arm off.

"And why do you think you can use this information for yourself and not for the village?" Sasuke's grip on Suigetsu's hair tightened, which caused the teen to protest louder.

"Sasuke! Let go damnit!" the Uchiha and the Hokage still locked eyes. It just seemed like a bother to Suigetsu. When the two had attempted to leave the village gates, some guards said they were forbidden to leave and took them to this stern blonde chick. He heard she was supposed to be really old, but the only thing that seemed old was her chest. Very saggy chest. Yuck.

"I am not oblidged to hand over the information." Sasuke muttered.

"As a shinobi of Konoha you are oblidged to give any information about the enemy."

"What if I refuse?"

"Watch it Uchiha. You acted as a double agent for us against Orochimaru, but that doesn't mean you're above anyone else." Orochimaru? Suigetsu stopped fidgeting and looked at Sasuke, puzzled. The Uchiha served under Orochimaru? Why didn't Sasuke mention that before? The cold-hearted snake was such a creep. How had Sasuke even survived?

"I topped one of the Legendary Sannin. I deserve at least a small amount of independence when it comes to personal matters." Topped? What the fuck Sasuke? Did he mean sexually, or in a battle? Suigetsu tapped his fingers on the chair arm.

"Sasuke, you have no right to leave this village." the blonde broke the eye contact and looked at Suigetsu. "Especially not with this one." Suigetsu looked up at her, confused.

"Why not?" he asked innocently. Tsunade glared at him. He wanted to squirm.

"Well," Tsunade held up her fingers to count. "One, your an illegal immigrant. Two, you're a missing nin from Kirigakure. Three, you don't own the building you live in. Four, we found the illegal substances in your building when you two went out, and five..." Tsunade looked at the teen's sharp teeth skeptically. "Well...five, you just look suspicious." Suigetsu sweat-dropped.

"Then allow me to take him with me. I can keep an eye on him." Sasuke stated.

"You might as well make me pass a law allowing every criminal in Konoha's punishment to be babysitted when they leave their dwellings!" the woman's voice was getting louder and more impatient.

"I believe that would be interesting." Sasuke sounded bored and looked out the window. A vein in the woman's forehead popped. She slammed her hands on the table and stood up.

"Uchiha Sasuke! You will not be leaving this village for any intention and with this partner of your's!" Sasuke's eyes then darted back to her. Suigetsu could see something in Sasuke's eyes. They almost looked like they did when he first smoked the weed. A mix of want, and reluction.

"So, if I leave, I will be an outlaw?" he asked quietly. The woman seemed to calm a bit.

"Yes. That is correct. If you do not want to be an enemy of Konoha, you will do what I say." Sasuke closed his eyes and stood up. He took Suigetsu's hand and pulled him up too.

"Very well then. We will be departing. Sorry to have taken up your time." Sasuke took Suigetsu over to the window, so that the both of them were looking towards the village gate.

"Is that a confirmation that you will be leaving the village?" the blonde had gotten angry again, and was stomping towards them. Sasuke whispered something in Suigetsu's ear, which caused the silver-haired male to blush.

"We're going on a date." Sasuke put a hand on the hilt of his katana and, with a quick swipe, slashed open the windows. He twirled Suigetsu into his left arm, who fell into it with a squeak. Right before Tsunade was about to grab Sasuke, the Uchiha jumped out the window and onto a ledge of a building, heaving Suigetsu over his shoulder bridal style. The mist-nin was blushing furiously.

The Uchiha turned to Tsunade, who was looking at him in shock. "Sorry. That was a confirmation." he looked back at the gate and began sprinting towards it, jumping from building top to building top.

"Get him!" Tsunade rang from behind them. Soon enough, several anbu were on their tail, swords and kunai drawn. Sasuke activated his sharingan and, with a swift spin on his foot, made a deep cut on the first anbu's masked face. The shinobi clutched his wound in a cry of pain and fell off the building into a crowd of civilians.

"S-Sasuke, what are you d-doing?" Suigetsu whispered, still blushing.

"I'm getting us out of here." the Uchiha answer simply, crossing swords with two anbu at once. The sparks flew off the cold steel as they dueled, Suigetsu dangling from Sasuke's shoulder. Two more anbu attempted to attack from behind.

"Sasuke!" Suigetsu shouted. The Uchiha turned and cut all four of the anbu across the chest in a spin attack. They rolled like rag dolls off the roof. Suigetsu felt dizzy from all the spinning.

Just then, another anbu crept up behind Sasuke, kunai drawn. Since Suigetsu was on Sasuke's shoulder, he noticed the ninja before Sasuke, and decided to act. After all, he couldn't be the girl in every situation, could he?

Suigetsu melted into a puddle of water and, after reforming on the floor, punched the anbu in the stomach, ignoring the pain of having hit the armour. Sasuke looked at him in slightly worry, but brushed it off and stabbed another enemy in the stomach.

"Let's have some fun, eh?" Suigetsu grinned. His lavender eyes eased into becoming bloodshot as he tackled one of the anbu and, after ripping off his mask and throwing the sword from his hands, began beating on him constantly. With his speed, the other anbu only just noticed his bloodied partner laying next to him before Suigetsu tackled him too, leaving a few drops of water on the dead ninja's face.

Sasuke had beheaded another ninja as he turned to look at the mist-nin, who was by now covered in blood from having ripped an anbu's arm off and twisted his neck open. The Uchiha never knew the teen was so bloodthirsty. Maybe that was why Suigetsu was so aroused when he had a nosebleed during sex.

"YES!" Suigetsu screamed loudly in pleasure, yanking an anbu's jaw off in utter satisfaction. "YES!" His shouts and yells were filled to the brim with pleasure. The fight felt like his own version of sex. Every drop of blood, every pain-filled shriek, every crunching noise that came whenever a bone was snapped, it made him feel so alive.

"Enough Suigetsu!" Sasuke shouted over to him, sweep kicking a few anbu and jumping over them to get to his overexcited companion. He didn't need to cause unneeded casualties. "Stop!" The silver-haired teen was panting heavily, almost like a dog, as he pierced a shinobi's eyes with his fingers and let the blood flow onto his wrist.

Sasuke placed his hands on Suigetsu's shoulders and shook, attempting to bring him back to reality. The teen ignored him and threw the dying man at the group of anbu Sasuke had kicked, knocking them all over the roof and onto a cart of fruit. Suigetsu licked his lips happily and then turned to glare at Sasuke. The Uchiha was surprised to see Suigetsu's eyes completely bloodshot, along with the normally purple eyes turning a shade of dark red violet.

"Suiget-" Sasuke didn't finish speaking as the mist-nin grabbed Sasuke by his shirt and tossed him to the ground, then slamming on top of him forcefully. The Uchiha attempted to escape, but the other male had all of his limbs pinned. Suigetsu was staring at him with a terrifying lust for blood.

"Last one? Best for last then." Suigetsu muttered in arousal, almost foaming at the mouth. He purred unnaturally and then, lifting his hand from Sasuke's wrist, attempted to thurst his fist into the Uchiha's chest.

"CHIDORI!" Blue electricity surged through Sasuke's veins and gathered at his now freed hand, which he slashed into Suigetsu's wrist, severing the teen's enclosed hand. A burst of bright red and watery blood flooded from his cut wrist, and Suigetsu's eyes widened. Sasuke used the opportunity to push the other teen off of him and then, with a blow to the head with his elbow, knocked him out cold.

The Uchiha looked at the unconscious male before him, his eyes filled with confusion. Why had Suigetsu acted so barbaric? Why did he have such a horrific obsession with blood?

"Sasuke!" his onyx eyes looked down from the roof to see a familiar teen of his age in an orange jumpsuit, looking up at him in concern. The boy's blonde hair flowed silently in the soft breeze. He was standing amongst the scattered corpses that Suigetsu had discarded off the roof. His wet, blue eyes were shouting a single question: Why?

The Uchiha looked away and, picking up his unconscious partner, hopped off the roof and onto the wall of the village. After a final look at his home, and the blonde male who was calling out his name, he jumped off the wall and into the rain-battered forest.


A little SasuNaru moment there? Well, Sasuke doesn't return the love anyway, so it doesn't matter :p

Suigetsu: I wanna kill more supposedly skilled ninjas D:

Sasuke: You lost control of yourself. No more killing for you.

Suigetsu: *pouts*

Please review this time. I think I kinda failed at the fighting scene, so I would REALLY like an opinion. Thank you!