Brendan: Torture! Torture! Torture!
Aira: Now you are fully creeping me out.
Me: He's too excited.
Brendan: Hi author! How's Ronan?
Me: Don't remind of that!
Ronan: I hate quitters. They should die!
Aira: This conversation is driving nuts! Ronan is OOC!
Me: DISCLAIMER QUICK! Before everything go hell loose!
Aira: *Babbled random disclaiming words*
Ronan & Brendan: *Laughing like total maniacs*
Me: START!
Chp. 5: Optimistic Hurricane
TPV
"Wait a minute do you mean me?" Aira shouted pretty shocked
Brendan just smirked making Aira more embarassed
The water mage became as red as the stones in Hell Bridge "You're driving me crazy! Tsunami!" and here goes another disaster
SPLASH!
The whole dinning room is now full of water and everyone were engulfed by the tsunami except for Aira and Zero of course but unexpected also Brendan who is now floating on the water using a water bed while drinking some mango shake from who knows where.
"You should be a wet fish now, you harasser!" Zero held Grandark and is readying for an attack
"WHOA! No need to be harsh!" Brendan tried to calm down the angered Wanderer
"He's right Zero!" Aira stopped Zero (his boyfriend) from killing the Omni-Switcher "I over reacted... I'll clean this up."
The other Chasers surfaced while Aira prepared for a spell but the water just vanished and there was one suspect.
"What?" everyone looked at Brendan curiously "Guys please don't give me that look! It's like you've never saw me use Transato before."
Zero's POV
Hmph... Although his a nut case he's pretty good and is a good asset to our team. We looked at him as if we haven't seen him use that skill before. I mean he got rid of the water that filled the room with ease.
"Well, I regret nothing because the creatures in the river nearby will be happy of my work!" I heard him say while he snapped his fingers making the water bed disappear and making everyone dry
'What is this guy exactly?' asked myself in my mind
Suddenly we heard Elesis groaning and complaining about her stomach hurting and I also noticed Amy and Aira looking at Brendan who now has a sinister smile in his face
Brendan's POV
Ah! The sweet sound of success! Such music to my ears. Yes, I'm the crazy lunatic that did this to her and I want you all readers to know that I'm freakin' proud of what I did! Now let's see how she reacts.
"$%^*&$#%&^!$" Elesis shouted swear words
Yep! I knew it...
"BRENDAN!" she yelled at me while I just yawned at her
"Pure and effective laxative, kid!" I crushed the small vial with one hand
"What? Did? I? Do? To? You?" she gave me a I'm-gonna-kill-you-for-this look
"Nothing... I. Just. Had. My. Trip. On. You. So sorry because my highly intellectual brain told me to punish you because you're being a red pig." I smirked
"Fix this or -" and there she blows to the paradise of rest and comfort (the toilet)
Everyone looked at me while we waited for Elesis to release all of her burdens.
"Hey you rotten radish!" she called out from the C.R.
"Yes?"
The door opened releasing Elesis with some fog coming out
"Let's settle this with a duel so you can heal this LBM that you gave me once you lose!" she challenged
I just nodded "Sounds good! But be warned I will use a highly dangerous weapon!"
"Is there a hint?" Ley asked
I thought for a while and poof "Here's the clue: It is almost a part of Arme's and Mari's lives."
Then we rested for a while and we all proceeded to the arena
Ley's POV
'What could be his weapon? Hmmm... Maybe a giant sword or something that has the size of a dragon? Wait, is that any possible?' I thought to myself while Elesis proceeds to the front
I've noticed that everyone is trying to guess what this weapon is. Brendan teleported from who knows where on the opposite side of the arena with no weapon
"So what weapon are you gonna use?" Elesis asked Brendan
"This!" Brendan cheered while holding up a math book
Everyone's jaws touched the ground in shock.
"A math book?" I sweatdropped
But despite of this, when Elesis saw the math book she flinched
"What the heck is that?" Elesis complained
"My weapon, why?" Brendan gave him an innocent look
Elesis got more pissed off than before.
"You dare insult me!" the angered swordsman launched an attack with her sword but Brendan blocked it using his hand that is now covered with diamond
Sieghart's POV
I'm enjoying this charade very much. So that's what he tried to do when he blocked my claymore when I first met him. Wonder why it didn't work.
"My turn! a = 1/2 + bc! Solve for the value of a!" Brendan read a problem from the book and it seemed to have made its toll on Elesis
The equation made her flinch once more as if she was hit by an attack. Man! I'm gonna burst out to laughter any momment.
"DIE!" Elesis charged Brendan while attempting to stab him but he just dodged lazily
"2x 5x + 9!" Brendan did it again stunning Elesis on the process
Brendan took a move and attacked red with a barrage of book smashes on Elesis.
"Ng! Math Pressure!" Brendan ended his *skill?* with a hard slam on the head
After the barrage he jumped backward and raised his hand in a spell casting matter.
"Grand Equation!" and a rune appeared beneath my stunned granddaughter and a hologram of the equation '1 + 1' summoned itself from the rune taking Elesis down
I looked at the others that are now dumb pounded and their jaws touching the ground except for Arme who is laughing like crazy so I also laughed like crazy.
While on the ground Elesis was babbling: "I don't like math!" over and over again. Arme and more probably me gave Brendan a thumbs up and Ronan dragged my granddaughter out of the arena. "Wait, WHAT?"
"Hey! Ronan I'm gonna kill you! Carry her normally!" and so he ran while still dragging Elesis on the ground and I took chase of him
TPV
"The most dangerous of math to air heads like her; mathematical mental pressure." Brendan smirked
"Hey! Aren't you forgetting something?" Aira put her hands on her waist
"Whoops! Almost forgot!" and Brendan ran to his room so did Aira
The two met up in the gate of the castle after preparing and they were teleported by Mari's machine to Kerrie Beach
Me: Finally finished!
Ronan: Just like that I'm an Abyss Knight now!
Brendan: Anyways didn't you tell us that the next few chapters are all battle scenes and some history about me?
Me: Why yes! That's why I made this chapter funny to prepare for the sad and action parts.
Aira: Nice! The torture is over!
Me: Anyhow, school and church is hard to put together I gotta give myself a break!
Brendan: R&R and see you next chappy!
Elesis: I don't like math!
Notes:
1) Yep! Transato is powerful believe it or not and it can be deadly in battle.
2) Brendan sent the water to the river. He's also a nature lover but not like Lire and Ryan.
3) Hehehe... I don't know about you but you can add the math book and its skills to Brendan's arsenal in your stories because I'm not planning to use it for now.
4) Isn't Brendan a crazy lunatic?
5) An OC might appear next chapter but I'm not sure about it much, =3