A/N: Hello peeps, Namikaze_Reiko16 here with a new story I 'd hope you enjoy, Naruto grows up in Haruhi's world and is the new kid at North High, watch his adventures with the SOD Dan as they try to keep blissfully unaware of her powers, but Naruto isn't normal himself, deep inside him is lying his dormant power...waiting to be released. Read. Enjoy. Review. P.S. I would like to thank the people who reviewed my story, its nice to know some people can actually take the time to write like 10 or so words while I write over a thousand or so, I especially than LaughingMan97 for supporting and reviewing my stories because he is constantly one of the first to do so and Just some random dude, if you are reading this I am sending you the next chap of TKoYA to beta'd after its done. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own both Naruto and the Haruhi Series, that's why I writing it online for free, obliviously I wanted to give back to the community...0_o...
The Anomaly Known As Naruto
Chapter 2: Lightning Personified Pt. 1
Naruto yawned as he pretended to listen to what his Sensei was saying. It has been a little over two weeks since he's been here, being apart of the infamous SOS-dan had its perks, I mean being able to hang out with three of the most hottest girls in the school... Yeah, life's good.
The three girls he was thinking about were Nagato Yuki,Suzumiya Haruhi, and Asahina Mikuru. Yuki-chan, with her petite body, short violet hair, and a cute emotionless face, "I bet I could make her show emotion..." Naruto shook his head vigorously, "Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts!"
Haru-chan, how he loved that orange ribbon and not to mention her smoking body, dare he say it he was even attracted to her crazy personality, must be genetics.
Miku-chan, Ah! Did he love her glorious orange hair and discreetly of course... her melons, those sweet succulent melons. He also liked her bubbly personality and warm brown eyes, if only she wasn't so shy, "Damn you Author! You're corrupting me! Dattebayo!"
"...Why you little bastard... I'm your Author! How dare you break the Fourth Wall...Again!"
Naruto crossed his arms over his chest, "And I'll keep doing it!"
"You will not! I have supreme authority over you!"
Naruto's eye twitched as he grabbed the front end of his pants, "You got supreme authority over these nuts!"
"I can make your life a living hell! Don't push me!"
Naruto glared up, defiance in his eyes, "Do your worse! I can take anything Dattebayo!"
"That's it! I didn't want to do this but... I'm breaking the fourth dimension!"
"What the fuck is the fourth dimension?" Naruto asked curiously.
"It's basically where all the theoretical universes are located and I can tap into different universes for different purposes! Such as torturing you!"
Naruto's eyes widen.
"Now for daring to disobey me, have a taste of this!" Suddenly the temperature dropped 20 degrees and Naruto felt a chill run through his spine, "...Tsukiyomi..."
Suddenly Naruto's whole word went white.
Unknown
Naruto's eyes shot opened, finding himself in an unfamiliar place, Naruto looked up at the sky and his eyes bugged out, "Holy Fucking Shit! What the fuck is wrong with the sky?" The sky itself was a blood red color and the moon was a pitch black.
Trying to move from his current position, Naruto found he couldn't due to the ropes binding him to a stake.
"Welcome Naruto... To my world..."
Naruto ears perked up as he let out a growl, "What the fuck are you doing author."
"...Torturing you of course..."
"But why me? What makes me so different than any other?"
"I guess I could tell you... I oversee multiple different dimensions and at the current moment there are 6 dimensions... 5 running while one frozen..."
"What does that have to do with me?"
"Would believe me if I told you that these dimensions have only been in existence for less than a year..."
"What that's impossible?"
"How so? I'm a Author... I have the power to add/delete/rewrite anything I choose too."
"Ok, but again what does this have to do with me?"
"For you to understand let me explain it to you, 5 out of the 6 dimensions I governed have different incarnations of you in it."
"why?"
"Why not? But to continue, unlike the other incarnations of yourself you are different..."
"Hmm, how so?"
"You are the only one who knows of my existence, that in its self makes you special.."
"Tell me something I don't know. Dattebayo!"
"As I was saying think of each dimensions as 'Stories' or even 'Books' whichever would do, an Author's job is oversee their various universes until its completion where it can survive on its on. I am a relatively new Author so my powers are not as strong or even as vast as some of these other Authors."
"Hm, interesting... One question though why do you guys do it? Mean what do you get out of it?"
"Besides Authors, there are other beings called collectively the Audience, They have the power to look in an Author's dimensions for enjoyment, the more people in the Audience to look at an Author's dimensions, the more that dimension progresses... Theoretically at least... When your Dimensions are 'looked' and 'reviewed' it revitalizes an author and can even give them a power boost..."
"What about the Haters or people that don't like your Dimension?" Naruto voiced curiously.
"Ahh, those are the bane of the Authors, those wretched creatures are what we call Flamers, people with poor vocabulary and often hate on Dimensions while they don't even have any, at least we're trying."
"Why am I here anyway? I've seemed to forgot."
"Now that you mention it I forgot too...Meh, I'm sure it was nothing, but before you leave here I have a gift..."
Suddenly a orb of pure power appeared in front of Naruto and seemed to crackle with random volts of electricity every couple of seconds, "This is a power to help you in the future... Trust me, there's a lot of crazy shit in this Dimension even by my standards."
"Sugoi! That's so cool! Dattebayo! Hurry up and give me the power Author! Before that cut me down first!" Naruto shouted, once again struggling to get free."
"Sure let me activate my powers... You're going to see first hand what makes me an Author!"
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'Trying to move from his current position, Naruto found he couldn't do the ropes binding him to a stake.'
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'Trying to move' from his current position, Naruto found 'he couldn't due to the ropes binding him to a stake'.
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'Moving' from his current position, Naruto found 'himself in a dark void-like area, that looked to be out of this world.'
Suddenly Time seemed to rewind on its self before it suddenly shot back forward to its previously moment, Naruto eyes became saucers as he notice his now or was always free body, " I have no idea what the fuck just happen, but that shit was fucking awesome! Dattebayo!"
"You have no idea...Now take my gift, once you do, you will be sent back to your world."
Naruto shot forward towards the orb in due haste, " Gotcha!" Naruto's latched on to the ball as a foxy grin broke out on his face, "Powers here I com-" Without warning 1000s upon 1000s volts of electricity began electrocuting Naruto, leaving you to think he was struck by lightning, "AAAAAHHHH, DAAMMMNNN YYOOOUUU AAAAUUUTTTHHHOORRR!"
"What? You think I really forgot that easily? Payback's a bitch, ain't it?"
The out-pour of electricity began to be absorbed into Naruto's at a rapid rate before it was fully absorbed, not having the strength to maintain conscious, Naruto slumped into unconsciousness before his body disappeared in a poof of smoke.
"Maybe I should have told him I wiped his memory of me and only could be restored when I give it to him... Meh, I'm a lazy bastard, now when he has a problem he can take it with God like a normal person does...Now, time to go check out some Dimensions! Dattebayo!...You didn't here that..."
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed as he jumped up from his desk, screaming in pure agony, before suddenly he fell forward, passed out.
The teacher stopped his lesson and gave Naruto a concerned look, he wasn't the only, several other student did too, "Suzumiya-san, will you please take Uzumaki-kun to the infirmary?"
The energetic nodded quickly before, she shot off like lightning(No pun intended :D), collected Naruto's body, and was out the door in 5 seconds flat.
Kyon sighed, "When did Haruhi become Roadrunner?"
He swore he saw a smoke trail leaving out the room. Not to say that Kyon wasn't worried for Naruto, in fact, Kyon was worried a lot for his male best friend, you're wondering how Naruto became his best friend in two short weeks? He did something that earned Kyon's respect and loyalty for the rest of his life, something that has become sort of a taboo to do, he called him by his real name, people will never understand how good it is to be called by your birth name. When Kyon asked Naruto why he called him by his real name and not his stupid nickname, Naruto responded simply, "I know what it's like to have a name labeled on you and regardless of what you do can't change it... I'd be damned if I do it myself!"
Kyon sighed again, "I guess I go visit him after I go to that classroom that weird note told me to go to."
End of School
Naruto gave a yawn and stretched his arms out, "Where am I?"
Looking around, he saw a completely blinding white room, with a couple of chairs to the side, and seemed to be laying in a bed, Naruto sighed, "Damn, I'm in the infirmary, how I'd get here... Hm, its on the tip of my tongue, but I can't seem to place it."
Glancing down, Naruto saw a neatly folded note laying on top his form, deciding to pick it up, Naruto opened it to read its contents, " Oi Naruto, Wake up! Just because you fainted doesn't mean you are excused from the club meeting! Be there on time or you get a major penalty! - Your Brigade Leader, Haruhi Suzumiya."
A grin broke out over Naruto's face, "She sure knows how the makes stuff interesting, I give her that."
Looking up a the clock, Naruto saw it was a quarter to 4, Naruto quickly hopped up and bolted out the room, "Shit! I got 5 minutes to get some ramen, then get to the club room!"
Going into the hallway, Naruto concentrated his energy and tried to focus it to his legs, "Here goes! Super Sonic Speed!" With that Naruto took off like a bullet, all that was seen was a yellow dashing and weaving around various people and objects, scattering papers to the floor, and most importantly lifting up girls skirts, which caused them to blush in embarrassment.
Naruto arrived in the Cafeteria in 10 seconds flat, not once noticing his dramatic increase in speed as it felt all natural to him. Naruto snucked to the back of the lunchroom and cooked him 6 packs of noodles , each pack cooking in a huge pot over the oven, "Damn, I'm the fastest in the school and yet it takes forever to eat my favorite food, fuck you irony!"
3 minutes and 10 seconds later
Naruto is now making his way towards the clubroom, strangely he wasn't full, usually his stomach would have been at 80%, but now he felt it was 25%, it was enough to hold him over for a while, but damn he had never felt like this before, "What the fuck happened to me from this morning to the afternoon?"
Up ahead Naruto saw a familiar brown-headed boy walking in the opposite direction of where should be going, "Oi, Kyousuke where you're going! We don't to be penalize by Haru-chan."
Kyousuke or better known as Kyon siged and pinch his temple, "Yeah I know, but I got this weird note in my locker telling me to meet them in room 106."
"Really Kyou? I'll come with you! Just in case something happens like you get jumped or something."
A grateful smile broke over Kyon's face, "Arigato Naruto, I felt kinda nervous by myself, but now that you're here, I feel I can go through with this."
Naruto also gave him a smile, "Let's get this over with before we're even later."
Kyon just nodded
Room 106
Naruto and Kyon glanced around, not seeing hair or tail of any other person, "Kyou, you're sure its this room?"
Kyon nodded solemnly, "Yeah. That's what the note said..."
"I see you decided to come... Oh! You invited a guest!"
Standing right by the board where no was previously was the Class Representative Asakura Ryoko, a creepy smile on her face that sent Naruto danger senses off the deep end, Naruto's eyes narrowed, "Something's not right here.."
"Oh My! Isn't this a turn out, I can hit two rocks with one stone now." her creepy grin grew more twisted, freaking Naruto and Kyon out.
"What do you mean?" Kyon asked.
Ryoko tilted her head cutely to the side, it couldn't really be classified as 'cute' in this situation more like 'sinister', " I was certain that the other members of your club besides Uzumaki-kun expalained this to you already."
Kyon gave off a scowl, " You don't honestly believe what they say is true do you? She maybe a lot of things, but Kami's not one of them."
That statement perplexed Naruto, "What are they talking about? I'm so confused."
Seeing Naruto's confused aspersion, Ryoko let out a giggle, " Hmhm, seems someone was left in the dark~"
"Naruto looked towards Kyon, "Can you give me explanation here Kyou because I'm pulling up blanks here."
"Long story short, there are these supposed three groups of beings; one called the Integrated Data Sentient Entity, which from my understanding is like a giant wireless super computer, next, we have the time travelers, that itself is self explanatory, and lastly we have Espers, any one who has played any decent RPG should know what that is."
Taking in Kyon simple but crude explanation, Naruto asked, "What does that have to do with us?"
"Turns out, each section believes that Haruhi has some type of reality-bending powers and our trying to study her or something. The super computer wants to use her to help itself upgrade or something, the time-travelers want to figure out why they travel deeper into the past pass a 3 years ago, and the Espers basically do damage control on her emotional state by fighting these huge blue monsters. I don't really believe in this, its what I've been told."
"Wow... How do you know all this anyway."
"That's the thing, the members in are club claimed to be in each of these sects, Nagato is with the super computer, she's what she called a Human Interface or for dumb people like us an alien, she here to monitor and study Haruhi. Asahina-san is a time-traveler sent from the future and what not. Finally, that smiling bastard Koizumi is an Esper or so they claim to be..."
Naruto took all this end, "Ask one question raise hundreds..." "I wondering something Kyou, Let say if by any chance, they are telling the truth, what makes you so special for them to willingly tell you this information."
Kyon shrugged, "They say I was chosen by Haruhi or something, what ever that means."
a clap ranged out in the room, "Bravo, bravo! You seem to the gist of what's happening around you, I myself am part of the ISDE and a Interface myself."
Kyon scowl grew, "I've had enough of this! You can play your games on your on time, come on Naruto lets go before we're too late." Kyon spoke before heading to the door, only to find it not there, "What the?"
"Surprise? While we may not be able to generate and destroy data like Suzumiya, we can still manipulate it" With a snap of her finger on open exits to the room were closed off and the room suddenly extended on for miles."
"Kyou?'"
"Yeah Naruto."
"Am I'm the only one seeing this"
"No, no you aren't."
"Are you freaking in as much as I am."
"Yes, yes am I."
A giant machete appeared in Ryoko's hand as she stalked towards Naruto and Kyon, "Now hold still, resistance will only make it more painful."
"Kyou?"
"Yeah."
"I fucking hate my life."
"Me too, Naruto me too."
Naruto held hid hand in a pleading matter for Ryoko to stop, "Wait! Why are you doing this anyway? What could you possibly solve in killing us?"
Ryoko stopped for a moment and blinked, " Silly! I'm doing to get a reaction out of Suzumiya of course! I wondering what would happen if she's see your bodies in pieces! Well, it was originally only suppose to be Kyon, but you decide to show up Uzumaki-kun and for that I thank you."
"Riiiggghhtt... Hey Ryoko! Your shoes untied."
Ryoko glanced down, "Really? Because I could have sworn I tied them befor-" looking back up the only thing Ryoko saw was 2 out-linings of smoke, that eerily resembled Naruto and Kyon.
Ryoko's grin grew even more psychotic, "Ooh, hunting season came early this year. You can run boys..but you can't hide." With that done and said Ryoko's body fazed out of existence, not leaving one hint she was there.
Naruto and Kyon were running for there lives at a extreme speed, it was relatively normal speed for Naruto, but for Kyon, it was more of the adrenaline you assess when you're life's in danger, didn't take a genius to figure that he was rapidly burning through reserves, Kyon panted, "Naruto...Slow..Down..."
Naruto flipped his body around and started running backwards while still keeping an even pace with Kyon, "Why?"
Kyon's eye twitched, "Because the only one who can keep up with you is Haruhi! Only reason I am now is because of self-preservation."
"Kyou...You ever heard the story about the two boys in the woods being chase by a bear?" Naruto asked, his voice showing no fatigue, which pissed the fuck out of Kyon.
Kyon replied sarcastically, "No...can't say...i have...please...Enlighten me..."
"I'll give you the moral of the story... the whole point is not to outrun the bear..."
A tired confused expression appeared on Kyon's face, "It...isn't... what... was it..." Kyon asked between breath, his lungs felt like they were on fire at only those few words..."
"The whole point is... to outrun the boy beside you."
Kyon glared at Naruto, "You're...a...teme...you know..that." How the hell was Naruto Lieutenant anyway? Must e that him and Haruhi are bat-shit crazy or something.
"So I've been told" Naruto said with a grin.
"..." This was perplexing, it wasn't predicted that Uzumaki Naruto would be present during this event. For human, his structure was something never before seen, his composition seemed more similar to that of the interface, then a human, but yet at the same time he was different, "Could he be another creation formed from Suzumiya Haruhi? This requires further observation..." Yuki decided to sit back and watch things play out for while, observe a little bit more before stopping the rogue Interface, "...What an anomaly you are Uzumaki Naruto..."
Back with Naruto
Kyon couldn't take it anymore and collapse, sending his body to the ground, stopping in his track, Naruto turned around and ran up to Kyon, "Kyousuke, get up! She could be here any minute and I don't think we can take her!"
Kyon wearily raised his head, "Naruto...can't move...anymore...save...yourself..."
Naruto nodded his head, "Ok Kyou! I'll live on for the both of us! Your sacrifice won't be in vain! Dattebayo!"
"Damn...it...Naruto...I...didn't...mean...it seriously..."
Naruto sheepishly rubbed the back of his head, "Oh, my bad, but less rest for a while, we took a lot of twists and turns in here, I'm sure she won't find us!"
"She...will...if..you...keep..yelling..."
"Oops, Gomen..."
10 minutes later-Lunch
Naruto and Kyon were both back on their feet, "You ready Kyousuke?"
Kyon nodded, while he still was tired, he could groggily move his body, but it will hurt like a bitch in the morning if he lived to the morning that is, "Yeah, I'm good."
"Right, let's go!" Naruto stated before dashing forward, Kyon was about to follow after him before a searing pain ran through his body, "You thought you could get away from me? You're just a human, I've could have caught in the first 10 minutes if I wanted too. I just love the feeling of catching pray who are filed with hope of freedom, but only for it to be taking away. It's riveting isn't it."
Kyon felt like his innards were on fire as she roughly yanked the knife out his back and pushed him to the ground beneath them. Kyon's vision faded as his eyes began to lose their spark, becoming lifeless.
Naruto turned around and looked in horror at his fallen friend, Kyon, his new best friend, one of the only ones he had in life was dead before him, Naruto pointed a finger at Ryoko, "Oh my God! You killed Kyon!... You bastard!"
Ryoko giggled, "Yes I did...and you're next!"
Naruto didn't seemed to hear her as rage as hot as the sun itself began to fill him, "You monster!" an out-pour of electricity began to cover him like a cloak, giving him a golden aura around his form, the uncontrolled energy screeched around him as if to show off his unrestrained agony as tears running down his began evaporating under the intensity of the lightning itself, the aura lashed out wildly in all directions and seemed to grow more intense by the second.
Ryoko took a step back in surprise, "How is this possible? The only human capable of producing data is Suzumiya while not at her level, its still off the charts!"
With Nagato
Nagato had similar thoughts to Ryoko, but filed them away for later as she worked on healing Kyon's fatal wound, during the commotion Naruto pulled off, she'd made away with his body on order to heal it, "Hopefully, Uzumaki Naruto can hold her off long enough for me to finish my task.."
"Wha-...What are you?" Ryoko asked with fear hidden in her voice.
Naruto looked at her with vibrantly glowing azure eyes, electricity in seen dancing all around his orbs in a hazardous manner, " I am Uzumaki Naruto! AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Naruto growled as his power pulse all around him, growing tremendously.
And Cut!
Naruto has been pushed over the edge and prepares to engage Ryoko, but van he win? Find out on the Next installment of Kurosa- erm, wrong fic, next installment of The anomaly Known As Naruto! Only on Namikaze_Reiko16!
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