Retsuprays journey to fing themselfes

CHAPTER 3 - THE MEETING

"i still cant beliee that electrical beast died to save us, its so weird and sad and i kind of want to"

now

"slwobeef said as he was closing the door behind him, ready to go with diabetuws to the house they need to go to because electricalbesat told them to'

"slowbeef i knthink i know where we should go from here" diabetus offered.

"okay. where is it?"

"I'm not telling you." "..." slowbeef kicked diabetus in the kidney rupturing his spine and knocking him unconcsious and sending him back in time because yhe fell really far from the kick like with the time jump thing so he went back to 1922 and considered becoming slowbeefs dad but thought that having a family would interefre with him making videos with slowbeef.

slowbeef in present time went on ahead without him. havaing. gained and idea of where to go after laughing at

he walked down thr road a little ways and diabetsu waited until he caught up with slowbeef and joined him and went back and they walked down the road through the really dark storm together again. diabetus was about to ask where they were going but didnt want to be roundhosue kickecd again.

after walking for a day or two they arrived at sanfaranciso. it s a really beatutiful place with lots of pretty but not today because it was dark and big tower loomed in the distance casting a shadow making it dark and there were storms. thye went to the only house that hadnt exploded. but the house was actually

they went inside, it was dark inside. diabetus got scared of the dark finally for some reason and asked slowbeef "whey they were there". slowbeef told him to shut that bitch ass mouth up fucking.

they climbed steps in the hosue for hours, amd eventually they were outside. "dammit we went to far"

so they climbed back down. when they reached the bottom again slowbeef noticed a doorway behind the steps and shot him with tiro finale because he had upgraded his gun after having to see his dear friend actionbastard die because he had a shitty gun and was too much of a douche to get a better one until he died and then he got one.

team retsupurae opened the door... and inside... THERE WAS MORE DARK

"hello?"

a figure aproadched them in the dark wearing a trench coat like he was a flasher or something and was also wearing a really silly looking boulder hat.

"you're wearing a trench caot that makes you look like a flasher and a boulder hat that looks really silly!" diabetus noted asstootly/

Slowbeef laughed for a bit until the man "slowbeef i herard about what s going down and im here to help. we may not be the best of friends or friends period i guess but i think we can help each other get through this and beat diabetus and his evil scheme!"

"wait diabetus your the villain?" salowbeef was puzzled.

"no" okay.

"SHIT FVE BEEN FOUND OUT" the figure pulled out a gun and tried to shoot slowwbeef face and slowbeef forogto to reload tiro finale from earlier killing diabetus so he had to use the big sword dick thingy from inuyasha. it failed because inuyasha is a shitty piece of fuck show and joey your a dicknoecker for liking it

"wtf is all this noice going on wait what are you doing medibot?" pokecapn came out from the dark and asked very loudly even though he couldn't really see much since it was really dark and all.

"shut fuck up and stay out of- agh" medibot tried to give a cool villain line but died while saying it because diabetus used starlight breakaer on him ebecause he was being really annoying and hsit and its from a way better show than inuyasha and fma combined so stfu joey

"thanks diabetus. I thougt i was going to die there for a second!"

suddenly pokecapn had a llashback fo the time when a close friend of his had died in front of his very eyse.

pokecapn, medibto, kungfujesus and that other guy were playing sonic heroes together one day because i dunno theuy just always play sonci games for some reason i guess. they got to to the level with the froges in it and wehn they go t to the part with the yellow things the forth dude was like "this reminds me of the time when i dropped my ice cream cone in the sand when i was on the beach the other day"

that one dude was on the beach a week ago and it was like a beach so it was like very hot and burning and thirst. so he went to go get some icecream form the dude selling ice ceream down in the corner of the beach by the rocks which is kinda disgutsing now that i think of it because people usually pee there and shit so ew (i mean, i dont really care but that just semms like is unsanityary and gross so that was a very bad man...). andyway, he went to icecream man and it was psychedelicliceyeball. he aksed for an ice cream and eyeball said "no we dont have any ice cream why the fuck do you keep asking me goddamit." which was kinda impressive considering eyes dont have mouthes but i dyegrese.

so the dude went to the toher guy who saold ice cream right nearby and got some there. only this happened during a hurricane and a giant wave came up and smashed straight into his face immedaitely after. "damn, my ice cream got washed away!" he complained.

"what the fuck did that flashback have anything to do with anything?" poekecapn whined as he started stabbing that one guy in the face with a fork. after like ten minutes kfj was like 'dude what the fuck is wrong with you you know how longs its gonna take to clean my carpet now?" so pokecapn was like sorry and asked medibot to revive him and medibot said "sorry, am not actually a medibot"

"NOOOOOO!"

slowbeef asked pokecpn what was wrong and hw eas like "nothing, im gonna go get some ice cream. dont follow me or ill kill you or some shit." and he ran into the darkness further down the corridor they were in.

"hes hiding something diabetus..."

"no shit?" diabetus retorted.

"we must follow him and aske why medibot became evil for the sake of

and so they ran down the dark corridor chasing the mysteries of the pokecapn gang, in the desperate hope theat they may soon reach their destany.