sorry this one took so long guys but i had to go do to a
retsuupre s journey to find themselves
CHAPTER $ - THE CHASE
solwbeef and disabetus kept running down the hall, after pokcepan. It was dark from before, andyou couldnt see anything. they passed by a window at one point, and it let some light in, but it was still dark from the storm from before so it didn't really help much at all.
after a couple days running down the hall things statered to get really weird. diabetus began to wonder if he had gotten high at one point like he usually does between videos with slobweef. "hey slowbeef its getting really weird in this halway. did we get high like we usually do bewtween videos with each other again?"
slowbeef was about to answer diabetus'' quesion but was interrupted by a giant blue and purple dragon made of picksles going past them overhead . they were now in a huge room that glowed blue and purple, but it was dark purple so it didnt seem as gay. looking around the room they saw something that suprised them.
they were standing on a catwalk in the middle of a room containing videos of every LP ever made!
"hey diabetus, look at that!" slowbeef shoutted, pointing at the monitor. diabetus looked to where his finger lead.
on the screen was a really grainy and old video that showed a chess board on it. you could almost find two sets of hands on either end of the board since there were people playing it so obviously they were at the table with the board and had their hands on it so they could mainpiutlat the pieces more better. the camera was shakey and at an angel because it war really hard to hold a camera at a good angle like that. eventually the camera guy gave up and just hung it overhead of the board so you could see it not bad.
"ande hereth we doth haven thine Majestine Lord Edward 4 playnt theirth kingen Saladin int thine greater gamet of Check (an:chess was called that back then). theyt bene bothe amzing playerten ofen the check, wachet Edward useyt thee queens gambit!"
the player on the red side had noticed the other dude had left one of the rows unguareded on his side and saw his cahnce. he took his horse and pushed it all the way to the other end. the other player was shocked and stared in disbelief then started crieing a bit.
"kingeth me." siad Edwart.
the crow went nuts and started cheering because they were board and had nothing else to do because there weren't video games in the 1800's so they had to do boring shit like chess everyday.
"whateid an wonderifoureors gament!"
diabetus had stopped paying attention because he was bored. he went to go get slobweef who had fallen asleep on the catwalk. thankfully he hadnot fallen off it when he did...
"huhwhasfsaga?" slowbeef mumbled.
diebetus beemed and had an idea. "oh yeah, i had to shit so i used one of these lps."
"WHAT? not one of ours you piece of SHIT!"
"no, it was violinbows"
"oh okay."
and they kept walking on the catwalk for a while, looking at some of the lps that were srurounding them as they went on further into the room near the center of it. most of them sucked.
they eventually walked past slobweefs lp of super metroid. it sucked really bad, seriously.
"wow slowbeef, youre lp of sujper metroid sucked really bad."
"shutup or ill kill you" and they moved on again.
they eventually reached the end of the catwalke, and they saw pokecapn standing on the edge of the room looking away at a thing.
"pokecapn what the fuck is wrong with you?" slowbeef interogated.
"slowbeef... you came this far. do you see the grand empire youve built?" he spun around with his arms out to try and be dramatic and show off how big the room was but really just kinda looked sutpid and stuff.
"i know, thats why ive decided to take up my mantle and atone. duh. what do you htingk ive been doing the past 20 years?"
"I suppose none of that matters now." a figure that was dark and siloutedted walked aout from behind pokecapn. he snapped his fingers really loud and it hurt diabets's ear
"TELEPORE!" the man britished. the ground beneath slowbeef and diabetus removed. they fell down into the lpstream with no idea of what would happen to them in there. i think it would hurt falling into a poolk of data but i dunno.
slowbeef remembered back to when he had met schmorky. but he is a creeper so he decided to remember back to when he met cherrydoom instead.
"can i make vidos with you guyz?" the pudgy girl asked.
"sure whatever id ont give a shit" the fat man responded.
slowbeef realized that that was a really boring flashback so he had one to when he met vicas instead.
it was a hot day and slowbeef came home from work. "dammit, none of these days i nead to make lping my fulltime job," he said to himself because weird people do that someitmes i guess. he went inside. he took off his shoes and glanced into the mirror and had a thouht. maybe if he was less ugly or something more people would watch his videos and he could make more money and achieve his dream?
"would that work?" he wondered to himself.
no, because you cant really be hot slofweeb. but, what if you had someone else be more attractive for you?
"you mean diabetus?"
i glared at him and asked him if he knew why that retsufuck fanfic was made and he shut up instantly. so no, i mean you should find someone new to help you.
"okay, that might work," and he left to go to the yellow pages because this was years ago and skype was garbage.
he found some mercantile lpers he could hire but they were all ugly and probanbly stupid so he found some random guys phone number and called him and hoped for the best.
"dude, its like four in the morning, why are you calling me?" slowbeef nad failed to remmeber new yourk time distance and he felt like a douche.
"uhh... i was wondering... would you help me with lps?"
"what the hell are those?"
slowbeff thought of the least nerdy was to phrase it possible. "uh its where we play video games for the internet and talk about it and stuff"
"will you quit calling me at 4 in the goddam morning?"
slowbeef agreed and the rest was history. he could tell by his voice that he was a hot dude but didnt want to say that and sount really gay so he used the word 'stylin' insetead because this was the past remember. it didnt work out but at least he tried i guess.
slowbeef woke up in a dark pit with a glowind light in the center. diabetus was on the ground next to him still out of concsious. slowbeef thought to himself about asking vicas and his dudes for help with the mission but thought to himself why the hell would having a cancer patient, a tranny, and a brony(its seriously a freaking plague of stiupd) be helpful? he woke up up and examined the light.
it was eimted from a large spinning cube in the center. it looked kind of like the gamecube logo thing only a lot shinier and it spun faster and lit up the room and looked really cool. diabetus woke up as it started spinning really fast.
"dude what the gell is that thing?" he wondered. slowbeef reached out to try and touch it.
a voice shouted "NOOOOOOOOO!" but it was too late. slowbeef had already touched it, and everything turned white around him.
he didn;t now waht was happening, but he knew that if he continued here he would soon meet his destany.